Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[DaRealness]

damn let me shorten my vacay to only 7 days then

LOL nah breh, stick to your original plan. Chances are you'll love it here. There is a lot to do, even during the winter. Like any non tropical place, the best time is always summer.

I've lived in NYC many years ago as a kid, but I'd never live in the states again.

 

[MikelArteta]

LOL nah breh, stick to your original plan. Chances are you'll love it here. There is a lot to do, even during the winter. Like any non tropical place, the best time is always summer.

I've lived in NYC many years ago as a kid, but I'd never live in the states again.

I live in toronto, just booked a cheap hotel by the airport so i can just hop on the tube or whatever y'all call it into the city

 

[Peter Popoff]

What is a cuff moment?

 

[Soundbwoy]

you deleted your account?

Yeah Nigerian chick got accepted for a phd program in Germany while she was in Kenya, and the Morrocan chick is getting on my nerves I need 2 startup players

 

[MikelArteta]

Yeah Nigerian chick got accepted for a phd program in Germany while she was in Kenya, and the Morrocan chick is getting on my nerves I need 2 startup players

Welcome back to the game breh

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

I get matched then unmatched alot on Tinder ugly gang shyt

 

[YOGEBEAR09]

Yall tell me something when you're having a good time with a chick, who is it that always does something to ruin the good moments?

 

[PaperEnterprise]

Get money, stay in shape. These women will always line up for you. The older I get, the less I give a shyt about impressing women.

 

[VertigoKnight]

Lol been talking on and off with this Taiwanese chick for the last three days. Aired her yesterday after she said she wanted to be friends.

This evening she was on me hard on whatsapp told her I should come and see her. She was like really...
I say yeah, we can talk...

Currenntly on the way to her place. PAAGs rarely invite men to their houses after 9 unless they know what they want...

 

[Abraxus]

Just broke up with this chick that was living out of a hotel. If you in Houston be vary wary of her. She's from Florida and can manipulate her ass off as a good woman, I just found out she fukked my best friend.

Met too many broke ass hoes who ran this same MO I’m like wtf and this crazy, lazy none working looking for a come up skank asked me can she and her son move in. Into my fukking house? Keep in mind this girl hadnt kissed me, finger fukked, nothing. Man I was in disbelief like yo, I’ve offered to take you out but you asking for gas money and shyt or asking if I can pay for your babysitter? Imma have to say nah dawg!

 

[Abraxus]

Yeah but fukk ‘em. Summers coming up, I’m focused on graduating in a couple months and getting my paper straight.

You’ll never lose women if you chasing money, you’ll always lose money if you chasing women (p*ssy).

 

[360dagod]

Met too many broke ass hoes who ran this same MO I’m like wtf and this crazy, lazy none working looking for a come up skank asked me can she and her son move in. Into my fukking house? Keep in mind this girl hadnt kissed me, finger fukked, nothing. Man I was in disbelief like yo, I’ve offered to take you out but you asking for gas money and shyt or asking if I can pay for your babysitter? Imma have to say nah dawg!

And they do it with such conviction and confidence

This bytch was laying out vacation plans like she had access to my bank account

 

[semicko82]

nikka who you telling

Thats why nowadays I just take chicks out to starbucks where I dont spend no more than 10 bucks. Then try to finesse em back to the crib where I got all the drank at

Recently I met this bird on Tinder who was adamant out getting some food which I didnt mind but I wasnt hungry, but she wanted me to pay for it. All I had for her was liquor and dikk

I spent about $16.00 on some Tequila that we drank but she aint give up nothing and then went on this long tangent about how she struggling to pay her bills because she got a car from Uber and they taking her whole Uber checks and leaving her with nothing.

Then proceeded to shame me saying that Im selfish and if someone was hungry and broke she would feed them. After that it was from here.

These single mothers are broker than ever in 2019 and with Trump cutting welfare, I aint got no sympathy for em. It aint my job to feed these broke hoes. Better get on the gram and get you some simps to cash app you


All in all I took a 16 dollar "loss" for buying the liquor when she came over. But shid I had plenty of drank for the next few days and spent way less than I did in my simp days. I'll take that L

That sucks you had to hear some sob story just to get some a$$.

 

[360dagod]

nikka who you telling

Thats why nowadays I just take chicks out to starbucks where I dont spend no more than 10 bucks. Then try to finesse em back to the crib where I got all the drank at

Recently I met this bird on Tinder who was adamant out getting some food which I didnt mind but I wasnt hungry, but she wanted me to pay for it. All I had for her was liquor and dikk

I spent about $16.00 on some Tequila that we drank but she aint give up nothing and then went on this long tangent about how she struggling to pay her bills because she got a car from Uber and they taking her whole Uber checks and leaving her with nothing.

Then proceeded to shame me saying that Im selfish and if someone was hungry and broke she would feed them. After that it was from here.

These single mothers are broker than ever in 2019 and with Trump cutting welfare, I aint got no sympathy for em. It aint my job to feed these broke hoes. Better get on the gram and get you some simps to cash app you


All in all I took a 16 dollar "loss" for buying the liquor when she came over. But shid I had plenty of drank for the next few days and spent way less than I did in my simp days. I'll take that L

You ain't never lied about trump

These bytches willingly will play sidepiece if they even think you gonna spend on them

It's kinda sad when you think about it.

 

[WavyHair ChippedTeeth]

England is washed. Nothing used to depress me more than landing back at Heathrow or Gatwick and it's raining and grey.

THEE worst thing about going away and coming back here.

It's literally like adjusting the colour on a TV. Step of the plane and swear God changed the colour of this place.