Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Wow. :wow: Now she's telling me her tall ass has issues with her hips and can't do major physical activities. :dahell:

This morning she gets outta bed then half hour later I get a long ass text just now:

Hey I went home. Babe, my feelings were really hurt last night bc You said that I could have written/made a card for another guy just like I did for you, that truly hurt me. Secondly, you brought up that don't ever feel like I need to change to be with you and I quickly told you when you said me being an introvert would be a problem that's who I am.

Babe I want love, but I'm not desperate for it, I'm not going to pretend to be what you want so you can like me, you either do or you don't.

You are still super skeptical about me, you still don't believe that I am who I am. You're sitting there waiting for a catch and a flaw, all the while missing out on a good woman, you're sitting there analyzing and researching me instead of genuinely getting to know me and learn me, and it hurts, I feel like every time it's an interview instead of us just enjoying each other. I really like you, but I don't think you are there yet with me.
I'm gonna pull us back into the "talking" stage. Something isn't meshing
 

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Wow. :wow: Now she's telling me her tall ass has issues with her hips and can't do major physical activities. :dahell:

This morning she gets outta bed then half hour later I get a long ass text just now:


I'm gonna pull us back into the "talking" stage. Something isn't meshing
sounds like u fukkin up
 

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Wow. :wow: Now she's telling me her tall ass has issues with her hips and can't do major physical activities. :dahell:

This morning she gets outta bed then half hour later I get a long ass text just now:


I'm gonna pull us back into the "talking" stage. Something isn't meshing

She looking to cash out:sas2:

I hope you pulled out:sas1:
 

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sounds like u fukkin up

Yeah. My best friend doing some self sabotage shyt like this right now. Got a bad red nlowing up his phone regularly to chill n fukk and he has not found any red flags thus far but he telling me he know something up. I had to tell this nikka to go blow her back out and stop being a neurotic hoe :mjlol: if she aint shyt itll come out but until then just hook up and have fun. Women will def tell on themselves without you digging too hard
 

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Yeah. My best friend doing some self sabotage shyt like this right now. Got a bad red nlowing up his phone regularly to chill n fukk and he has not found any red flags thus far but he telling me he know something up. I had to tell this nikka to go blow her back out and stop being a neurotic hoe :mjlol: if she aint shyt itll come out but until then just hook up and have fun. Women will def tell on themselves without you digging too hard
meh it aint always that simple. there's something about her thats turning him off. a chick may look good but have stank puccy. or something else. or just too much of a nympho. contrary to common opinions, it aint always groovy to have a chick that be wanting to fucck all the damn time. n1ggas got work to do. and aint trying to be stressing about making a b1tch cum.
 

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2018, eat good season :blessed: . Been linking up with a new girl every week since Jan. Being in a good space of mind, putting yourself out there socializing and not sweating these hoes be making them just fall on my lap just like that :wow:.

Just met a new hoe this past sunday through a female acquaintance who almost let me smash but pulled away at the last minute :mjgrin:. This new hoe all up in my texts sending me smilie faces being all nice. She bout to get the pipe real soon :takedat:

girl in the bolded just left my crib with her uber about 3 hours ago :mjgrin:. She spent the night brehs :shaqchef:. I beat the breaks off that p*ssy, had her bleeding in the morning :rapeycac:.

I aint felt so untouchable like this in years. In 2018 i cant seem to take no L's :wowjb:. I hope this winning streak lasts for quite a while before dry dikk season hits :lupe:
 

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meh it aint always that simple. there's something about her thats turning him off. a chick may look good but have stank puccy. or something else. or just too much of a nympho. contrary to common opinions, it aint always groovy to have a chick that be wanting to fucck all the damn time. n1ggas got work to do. and aint trying to be stressing about making a b1tch cum.

Breh you ain’t lying. I got this one shorty I’m gonna have to curve because things just aren’t smelling right down there. She’s sexy as fukk; tatted and pierced... I just can’t stand the way her p*ssy smells. I can tell she caught feelings too but damn that. Gotta do what I gotta do.
 

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Breh you ain’t lying. I got this one shorty I’m gonna have to curve because things just aren’t smelling right down there. She’s sexy as fukk; tatted and pierced... I just can’t stand the way her p*ssy smells. I can tell she caught feelings too but damn that. Gotta do what I gotta do.

I slow faded on a girl just because of that. She didn't get the hint when I had her taking a shower with me...
 

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Breh you ain’t lying. I got this one shorty I’m gonna have to curve because things just aren’t smelling right down there. She’s sexy as fukk; tatted and pierced... I just can’t stand the way her p*ssy smells. I can tell she caught feelings too but damn that. Gotta do what I gotta do.

man, i have had to dead too many relationships because of that smell thing. i honestly get terrified when a chick says she wants to come over directly from work or some other outing. i prefer chicks to come to me directly from their house, after showering.
 

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I slow faded on a girl just because of that. She didn't get the hint when I had her taking a shower with me...
lol yeah ive told chicks they stink down there. usually if they keep pressuring me to go another round. and as always, none of them take too kindly to hearing that, no matter how gentle i lay it on them.
 

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lol yeah ive told chicks they stink down there. usually if they keep pressuring me to go another round. and as always, none of them take too kindly to hearing that, no matter how gentle i lay it on them.
I met a girl that was in her early 20s and that shyt smelled like DEATH :hhh:

I'd rather go down on a girl and taste Summer's Eve :mjlol:
 

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This shorty is 23 and I can’t understand why she smells so damn bad. She threw a fit because I told her I didn’t want her over this weekend and then messaged me saying she’ll give me some space. I know this won’t be the end of it though. She has been campaigning for the number one spot. With that hygiene though, no way, no how.
 

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Date went well. Sorta awkward chick but I think because she was into me. Tall girl too which I love.
 

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Hey, brehs. I know chasing broads in the work place is a big no no but what if she works in a different department and you only see her at the work like place one day every other week which is temporary until a new hire comes through?

This girl is single (I think), she has no kids, and is around my age. I'm no good at reading people but I feel like the last time I worked with her she was throwing signals. I got a time limit on shooting my shot with her before our schedules stop meeting that one day. Is it a bad idea?
 

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Hey, brehs. I know chasing broads in the work place is a big no no but what if she works in a different department and you only see her at the work like place one day every other week which is temporary until a new hire comes through?

This girl is single (I think), she has no kids, and is around my age. I'm no good at reading people but I feel like the last time I worked with her she was throwing signals. I got a time limit on shooting my shot with her before our schedules stop meeting that one day. Is it a bad idea?

play it safe and say something along the lines of "we should definitely grab a cup of coffee one of these days". if shes into you she'll say something along the lines of "id really like that".

dont push it though. if she responds well, give her ur number.

i wouldnt recommend kicking it to her unless she leaves no doubt she really likes u.
 
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