Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[letti cook]

Her number should have been blocked a long time ago tbh.

plot twist: she just asked me to fukk her on weekends

 

[Zero]

wrong thread

 

[zerorequiem]

plot twist: she just asked me to fukk her on weekends

I stand corrected lol do your thing breh

 

[Shadow King]

nikkas in the work group chat swear I got a rap sheet in that building am I missing something

plot twist: she just asked me to fukk her on weekends

Until you come back with the play-by-play of your W on Monday, I don't believe her

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

You have a 50% chance on an ethopian chick from the dmv area. They only fukk with they own. From ya post she seem like one of those fake weirdo chicks that moved away. She was probably lowkey wenching out here back home tbh alot of em barely give AAs play

Only east african chicks I smashed were 2. One was from Cali other from the silver spring area.

Them habeshas aint gonna let it be known tjey wanna fukk tbh unless they feel real comfortable with you

You probably right tbh. She got offended when she said I look Ethiopian and I was like "" and that might be true. I should've been talking with her white homegirl too instead

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

You probably right tbh. She got offended when she said I look Ethiopian and I was like "" and that might be true. I should've been talking with her white homegirl too instead

Oh so youre a c00n lol

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Don't ask for, you cannot give...

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Oh so youre a c00n lol

Naw, my family is partially white and the other peace ain't slave for hundred years to be looking Ethiopian

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

also got a new number while on my way to meet the chick above . I cold approached this broad with a short cut and fit thighs who was walking on the other side of the street. She looked like she was struggling to carry this big ass board with her presentation poster for her Architecture project. Your boy saw an opening and came jogging across the street with the opening "you look like you're struggling with that, so let me help u". I grabbed the largest peace and we walked together to her stop. We had a good decent chat and after she thanked me I asked for her number so "i can go watch her present her work next week" . She looked very surprised that I asked her for her number in a pleasant way and then responded by saying "sure, you can have it!". After that I said i'd text her as soon as I can and went on my way to meet the nerdy chick mentioned above. This one has that thot short cut with blond dye so I know if she starts to feel me im gon be in them guts . finna text her just in a few minutes.

So I ended texting ol girl and we had good chats and made plans to hang out . I got back to the city last night after being away for 4 days at a conference. Texted her last night to ask if she'd like to hang today and she said she'd be busy during the day but im welcome to join her in the evening at a house party hosted by one of her peoples. Just grabbed a bottle of wine at the store, and im bout to be on my way there. Hopefully the stars align by the end of the night

 

[Deafheaven]

Naw, my family is partially white and the other peace ain't slave for hundred years to be looking Ethiopian

Breh you young so its okay...but you think every ethiopian look like tbey starving or midnight black?

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

Naw, my family is partially white and the other peace ain't slave for hundred years to be looking Ethiopian

Hold old are you bruh?

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

It's a great feeling being able to reject PAWGs that chase you

back when I was desperate they weren't giving me play

but now I'm dancing and feeling myself these broads be swarming on me because of pure unadulterated SWAG

I tell them that I have a black GF:HoldupMalcolm:

Spoiler

i just say Gf

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

So I ended texting ol girl and we had good chats and made plans to hang out . I got back to the city last night after being away for 4 days at a conference. Texted her last night to ask if she'd like to hang today and she said she'd be busy during the day but im welcome to join her in the evening at a house party hosted by one of her peoples. Just grabbed a bottle of wine at the store, and im bout to be on my way there. Hopefully the stars align by the end of the night

had her bent over in the balcony while my meat was all up in her as I held a glass of wine while this song was playing at the apartment


Didnt get to buss a nut though she stopped me after like 2 min telling me we cant go all the way on our first time hanging out. Finger banged her for a lil while she was strokin the meat then her friends came lookin for us and disturbed the whole thing so I couldnt fukk her some more .

My mouthpiece wasnt tight enough to convince her to go home with me even though she confessed how bad she wants me , she kept telling me it doesnt feel right to let me hit the first night (like my dikk wasnt all up in her guts while bent over that balcony a few minutes prior ).

Ended up leaving at like 2am and she insisted on crashing at her friend's who was hosting the party .

this bytch is leaving the city for home in 3 days yet she out here talking about taking it slow. I gotta finess that p*ssy before she leaves. Aint no way imma wait till next year to bust in her fine ass :wowjb:.

 

[Spades Of Aces]

I’m realizing we have to have an approach like Goku has here:



That Ultra Instinct in where we move without even thinking. Sometimes we think too much which messes up our rhythm.

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

i just say Gf

That's good actually, telling them you have a black gf will make them more interested.

People like what they can't have. You'll find yourself in a

situation specifying your gf's race to randoms.