Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Ohene]

Always remember, there is no such thing as a male friend. I don't even know you and I wanna fukk you (unless you ugly then I don't even want you quoting my posts). The only man in you're life who'll truly love you for you is your pops All your male friends, if given the chance, would buss off in you a couple times then be onto the next one.

Don't be one of those delusional broads who think men really like them for them. Men are pre wired to reproduce, and women, despite their best efforts, are annoying as shyt for the most part.

for real though

especially the bold

 

[Ohene]

I'm 22... And yeah your right I deff don't want to be bitter

im 21 in september

 

[TheNig]

first time peeping this thread. some powerful shyt.

something i learned...

never let a chick know that your success is more important to you than she is. always make her think that it is.

 

[ReggieFlare]

Powerful Thread

My Gem: Never let a woman think she is irreplaceable. It is the point of no return.

 

[Flight]

Great thread..Learned a lot from reading this

 

[Rominati]

On the real when this is all said and done.

I may have to copy and paste every post here and make it into a word document.


I cant let this type of knowledge get lost in the tides

 

[JLova]

I'll post up to give this thread more credibility....

 

[ReggieFlare]

Once again, at the sheer amount of gems being dropped here

I can't stop reading

 

[Easy-E]

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words 'Fuck you, ' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop b!tching about the cold right now, you're going to be b!tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

21. Give her the LOOK, when ever yall dance.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!

 

[James Carter]

You know a thread is powerful when you go back to the first few pages and reread the post and see something in a new light like you're reading holy scripture

Legendary

 

[Atlrocafella]

It's been said but nothing wrong with repeating it..

CHECK DISRESPECT AT THE GATE!


Never let any type of disrespect go unchecked..You let 1 slide, you gonna let them all slide.

 

[Juanito]

The information in this thread is worthy of being passed down to my son.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Basically have a poker face with the mind of a chess player. Oh if you get advice from your mom,grandma or aunt. LISTEN to it. WOMEN know women. Women been doing the same stuff since beginning of time,the game just change.If moms says "I dont like her",its for a reason. She sees something,YOU dont.

 

[kevm3]

Yeah women know the games women play. Momma and sister knows best becuase they've probably pulled ALL the things 'your girl' has and MORE. THat's like you as a big brother would know if your little sister is getting gamed by some young negro because you've been there and done that.

Also, dealing with women reminds me of when Jesus said:
Mathew 13:12
Whoever has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken from him.

When you have a girl or a ton of girls on you, you get even more women... but if you don't have any woman, these women can't be found. If you thirsty and let it be known, women won't let you get a drink, but if you've just quenched your thirst and got a big 64 oz sitting next to you, these women are going to want to bring you a gallon. When you don't need a woman is when she needs you.

 

[kevm3]

Ain't no hating going on, everybody laid back kicking knowledge. That's how it should be.