Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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You silly breh. Marriage is a loooong way away, and may not happen ever honestly. :ehh:

Nah man, I had a dream about my last gf. shyt had me so sad I woke up out it :dwillhuh: and couldn't go to sleep.

Rather than sit there at 7 AM and overthink every little thing that went wrong..... :mjcry:

...I threw on some clothes and hit the gym with Joe Budden as my soundtrack :ahh: nikkas hate on Budden but he's got some really relatable relationship rhymes. (4R)

I was fine after that. :stopitslime:


I need to visit this thread more tho. I been busy. I can't forget about the brehs.


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just remember if she was thinking of you, your phone wuld be ringing
 

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i got this chick comin to my crib tomorrow for the warriors game, she's driving across the bridge and bringing me food :blessed:
i swear i was on pof for over a month and got nothing but trash and trannies spamming me :scust:
gona try to sneak a pic in tmrw :shaq:
bruh the trannies online are fukking nuts, even dudes on there be scust :scust:
 

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:mjlol: @Emperor_ReinScarf

First 15 mins are him bytching..... but you was right...he was emotionally attracted


why even do that or get angry, the folks of today.

if someone doesnt want you, why fight or get angry? Yeah because of the loss of familiarity you'll get a little sad but those will soon fade away, before you knew them your lif was fine and it will be fine after.

To me its vital to build your life up to the level like say you won the lotto but you continued working just because you love working and the relationship you have with your company, however if you go into work and they fire you its like :manny:. If you don't like the way your being treated then :manny:, You don't need the money its just something you loved doing working. Your now free to travel, spend your money, or your now free to apply for another job but your not in a rush and if you get another job cool if not your life is still great.

the same with relationships, if you get, dumped etc., well you loved being in a relationship and the emotions you felt but your life is such as a high enriching level your like :ehh:, and now you have time to find your passions to travel, to do whatever you wanted to do. And whenever your ready if you feel like it there are oodles of single women out there where you meet their qualifications and will be their best candidate.
 

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Everybody around me seems to be getting into relationships now and I'm just here focusing work :mjcry:

My godbrother is getting married next year and keeps telling me that he's worried about me and that I should give my ex a chance because in his words "Only a really loyal girl who doesn't care about her pride would chase one guy for over a year"
 

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Women don't have pride like men do


Everybody around me seems to be getting into relationships now and I'm just here focusing work :mjcry:

My godbrother is getting married next year and keeps telling me that he's worried about me and that I should give my ex a chance because in his words "Only a really loyal girl who doesn't care about her pride would chase one guy for over a year"
 

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My guide....


1. Exaggerate a little - if your height is 5'9 to 5'11 bump to 6 feet, many women in searches make sure a guys height is 6 feet. If you have a bachelors bump it up to a masters, if you make 40k a year put yourself in teh 50-75k bracket if there is a option to.

2. Delete your profile every two weeks, as a new user to keep you on the site, dating sites will put your profile at the top of searches and who's online etc., that is why you get alot of clicks in the first few days, weeks then after that your one of the many men who won't get any, by deleting and creating a profile you will always be in front.

3. Realize most women on these are whores, have emotional problems, are single moms. Don't expect to find a nice righteous down to earth wifey, most of these women are there for attention, for a quick lay, a sugar daddy, or free dates.

4. Keep your profile short and to the point, the main thing people look at yes even women are pictures, no need to write endless paragraphs describing yourself, be concise.

5. Put up like 2-3 pictures of yourself, make sure to google image your photos so they don't tie to you on some xxx hookup site or your instagram. At least one of the photos should be of you outside doing something so you don't look like a homebody

6. Never compliment a woman on her beauty in a message, most beautiful or even average women are getting the hey sexy, wow what is a beautiful girl doing like you on here, pathetic simp messages. Keep it short and concise, and mention something you see on her page and your in.

7. Never message twice if she doesn't reply who cares, onto the next one, get a template set up and use that and just add the one thing from her page.

8. After like 3 msgs and you think your in, get the number, the kik, the whatsapp, take the messaging of the site!!

7. Don't be fooled by fat girl angles, if all you see is her face and not her full body, ask for her facebook or google image one of her images will probably lead you to a instagram or a twitter where you can view her pictures more in depth.

8. if you live in a big city, switch up your zip code a couple times, you will see more of an array of women.

9. Never believe anything a woman says on her page, whatever she says more than likely it's what she's used to dating. I hate liars, cheaters, and players I want a nice guy = I only dated liars cheaters and players in the past, they hurt me alot so i want a safe nice guy.

10. Interests say you like photography, jazz, documentaries, travelling and enjoy volunteering in your free time.

11. Always put long term or looking for a relationship, women will think your serious and not one of those players on the site


sample profile


Where to start......... umm I sold my soul to school (have my *insert bachelors, masters, doctorate") and now to "insert corporation, fortune 500 company, government" for the time been. I've always been told I'm upfront, confident, monosyllabic with impeccable taste in fashion, music and food.

I love to travel (at 15 countries and counting), read (insert what you like to read), volunteer, and photography.

If you like what you see feel free to send a message ( I don't discriminate).


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Pretty much this. Great advice.
 

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As a young dude, the only advice I have is to never give 100% of your heart to these women.

These sluts in pof though smh...



OyDZ9ZO


why am I even on there.
http://imgur.com/OyDZ9ZO
 
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Anybody in here look younger than their actual age?

Almost every woman that shows interest in me thinks I'm 18 or 19. Some of them are in shock when I tell them I'm 26.
Im 28 but look 21/22. I keep pulling 20/21 year olds with no emotional or physical baggage, some of them when they find out my real age they bounce.:francis:

Women my age you have to tolerate too much baggage:sadcam:.

Im currently talking to a 21 year old, very respectful, baggage free, she dont know Im 28 though. She probably assumes Im 21/22. I hope she dont bounce when she finds out my real age
 

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Im 28 but look 21/22. I keep pulling 20/21 year olds with no emotional or physical baggage, some of them when they find out my real age they bounce.:francis:

Women my age you have to tolerate too much baggage:sadcam:.

Im currently talking to a 21 year old, very respectful, baggage free, she dont know Im 28 though. She probably assumes Im 21/22. I hope she dont bounce when she finds out my real age
 
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