Prove Your Life is Worse than Mine (FINAL UPDATE: Official Smiley Added)

[WheresWallace]

I didn't read the OP, nor did I read through this thread. I just wanted to post this...
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/black-men-and-loser-media.404811/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/black-men-and-loser-media.404811/

@Nigerian made a good point. Too much negative thinking will result in a negative life.

 

[-DMP-]

I cant tell if this is wonderfully done satire or a horrible excuse for depression.

 

[KangCraSS]

That cul de sac hairline tho.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Update:

So now I failed to mention this before, but the reason I was out wandering Florida aimlessly earlier, was because I'd gotten into an argument with my girl. I've decided to spend the night at my mothers house, who lives with my sister. The only positive to this is that my mom is a hairdresser, so I got my shyt trimmed. However, my fading hairline even more noticeable now...

Yeah I know I'm skinny as fukk. Probably not eating enough. Probably gonna die off soon. Famished as fukk.



Worse is that my mom's television isn't even HD compatible. Well the Tv is, but her cable box isn't HD compatible, and now she asking me all these questions about that. So obnoxious. It's 2016 mom, figure it out.

Meanwhile, my tv is a Samsung 55' curved LED smart tv. So I go from that to this junk. Fukkin Woat-Life brehs.

And now I gotta sleep on this thing.

It's a fukkin couch brehs.

A couch.

That's what u look like 4 real?????? I walked outside to discover my car had been towed but the way u look ....Yuh yo life worse den mine.....

 

[Seedz]

Wow so it seems the majority of people's advice is to go to the gym. Are y'all forgetting, I HAVE A FUKKIN BRACE ON MY WRIST?! I can't lift nothing doggies.

That racist "you going to jail anyway no matter what you say" facial expression

@Seedzington u from ic right???

I always thought you were light skinned

Yes, and wow. I've never had anyone think that. Awesome!

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

I could never make a thread like this because I know even if im going through some shyt someone out there has got it way worse than me. Stop acting like a bytch, I still love you tho.

 

[Seedz]

Update:
Last night was rough. Hardly got any sleep. It was cold and the blankets were basically sheets so I had to use like 3 of them. Scust. Not to mention I like sleeping in the pitch black, and that was NOT the fukkin case. I had to go out of my way to make adjustments.

So now this morning took a shower, got out and realized I have no change of clothes to wear. I have an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting I need to catch, so no time to go home and change. What a pointless shower #WasteMyTime2016 brehs. Guess what else? I'm now eating women's deodorant. Secret... Shhhhh! It's a fukkin secret that I'm basically doing what a fakkit would do y'all.

Surprise, I'm still skinny.

So I walk down to my car, now smelling like a female, and what do I find? Some nice fellow in the apartment complex (oh yeah, did I mention.. I'm not even staying at a house LMFAO) decides to give me some advice.

Apparently I was over the line a bit. Today started off great.

 

[Seedz]

No dis but i know for a fact i can beat you up

That's not saying much.

 

[Seedz]

Your movie theatre has assigned seating?

I can't believe I didn't mention that yesterday. That is not the theater I normally go to, but I couldn't believe it. What a Fukkin inconvenience.



When the dude pulled up the screen and told me to pick a seat from the highlighted area, and I saw that 97% was highlighted, I actually laughed out loud because I thought he was just kidding with me.

 

[Da King]

A Day in the Life of a Cac

cacs are swagless and boring

 

[Seedz]

That's what u look like 4 real?????? I walked outside to discover my car had been towed but the way u look ....Yuh yo life worse den mine.....

Weren't you just in here talking about how you used to be a 170 beer bellied slob who was ashamed of their body? Now you become beautiful and want to pick on the sorry sacks of crap like myself? This can't be life. How quickly we forget.



The only saving grace for me so far is that I don't type like you. Or should I say "yuh".

 

[Rawtid]

I can't believe I didn't mention that yesterday. That is not the theater I normally go to, but I couldn't believe it. What a Fukkin inconvenience.



When the dude pulled up the screen and told me to pick a seat from the highlighted area, and I saw that 97% was highlighted, I actually laughed out loud because I thought he was just kidding with me.

I would have been SO mad lmao!!

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Weren't you just in here talking about how you used to be a 170 beer bellied slob who was ashamed of their body? Now you become beautiful and want to pick on the sorry sacks of crap like myself? This can't be life. How quickly we forget.



The only saving grace for me so far is that I don't type like you. Or should I say "yuh".

I was never ashamed of my body but I've known ur existence since the ic n never knew til now that u were as frail as u are..I type like I talk which is fucced up but that's neither here nor there but the fact remains u on here complaining bout shyt thats trivial just like a mayonnaise boy.

 

[cam>]

lolllll

you're funny.

but you're attracting these shytty experiences to yourself. change ya mindset

 

[b_low_brown]

- blackieorbinson

You're Not in the negative? Lucky