Prove U From Da Dmv (DMV NÌGGAS KNO WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT)

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

New balances & Foams

Air bakins

Going to Dannys and gettin 4 wings w fries drowned in mumbo sauce

Or hittin up the Habibi homie at Hip Hop Chicken get me a wing + talapia combo

Dreadheads in skinny jeans

Skullcaps or ski masks rolled up

Unks hanging out the BP or 7/11

Shermheads bammin out

Adams Morgan on the weekends

The Harbor casino to flex in

Tysons Corner

PG plaza for the hoodrats

Simple city choppa city sursum cordas Lench Mobb the whole southside across the river

Trinidad E street ledroit the whole north east

Landova 2-5 Kentland Cap heights

Back when gogos used to be PG now they out in Waldorf lol

Club Fur , Love , Edens lounge , Vitas

The Stadium strip club to trick at

Going to Alexandria for the bougie bytches

Bowie Ft wash Upper Marlboro Clinton for the Nu Nu type chicks that wanna be down

White people being scared to take the green line lol

When I was younger people said “joe” but my generation said “moe” and “bob”

When a nikka say he got the dog on him/dogged up or he walking the dog he aint talking about an animal

We refer to females as “joints”

Blunts as jays

Thots as rollas

When a nikka fukk u over he did u “cruddy”

Back when Trinidad got so hot in 08 they hadda set up road blocks in the area with guards checking u in or out

So much more

Real shyt

 

[Stuntone]

my cousin got his ass beat one day while trynna collect money they were throwing . Must of bumped into the bouncer while picking up bucks off the ground, group of 8 people jumped him. Buddy woke the next morning with shades on,looking like Martin after getting beat up on celeb boxing, calling ever lawyer in the dmv




Platinum was a weird spot. Back then u could see a whole field of girls dancing with two nikkas at the same time, front to back

Young nikkas testosterone was next level lol

Lmao!


It was weird. But thats where all the freshman girls from Howard came. I met a nice little African.


DC was fun in the 2000s, CACs everywhere now. Clubs are wack and fake boogie.

 

[Stuntone]

That 5$ Jerk Wings and Mac and Cheese at the Park tho.


YOu can't even get an order in bcuz them big girls got the bar on lock.

 

[Stuntone]

Going to Alexandria for the bougie bytches

I always said VA had the best women.

I went to NOVA a few semesters in Woodbridge and Alexandria met a lot of clean cuts pretty girls. I would have parties in Va, my DC and Md nikkas would come and be like.

"How you know all of these girls"



me:


They was so use to all of them smoked out, weed head, tatted up thug girls.



I was dating Asians and all in VA

 

[MaxPain]

93.9 WKYS

95.5 WPGC

The Donnie simpson show, Donnie simpson show, Donnie in the morning. Get up! Everybody gotta get up!

Smooooooth Jazz, 105.9

Downtown Locker Room

When everyone wore long ass Solbiato keychains

I swear we was on uptempos, tim duncans, flightposites and runners before everyone else

Skullcaps and u dont even have waves

nikkas gettin robbed for their northfaces

Steep Tech Northface was the shyt

Now its Helly Hansen jackets and Overalls( I got one but I dont wear it in florida lol)

Migos in Langley Park had work for the cheap

Wizards was always sorry

If u a Cowboys fan u might catch some pressure (Redskins all day)

Americas Greatest Wings for the lemon pepper wings

The Carribean festival

U Street

Georgia Ave

Alabama Ave

Ethiopian women

Bammas from Montgomery County swearing they hard

Everyone reppin DC from the surounding suburbs

 

[King Jae]

the joint on kennelworth by the go kart track better

Metro Club
Ibex
Ritz
DC Live
Browns pattys across from Madness
55's
Penthouse

Next year I've officially been down here longer than I lived in NY

Yeah i'm

Turned DC Live into Succotash...low key disrespectful

 

[MaxPain]

Lmao!


It was weird. But thats where all the freshman girls from Howard came. I met a nice little African.


DC was fun in the 2000s, CACs everywhere now. Clubs are wack and fake boogie.

When I came back from the military in 2016, I noticed a huge change in the club scene + the neighborhoods in just 6 years.

Got white people moving into Trinidad like its nothing

Walking their dog in known hoods

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Man all that shyt universal you sound like a lame.. where you from

nikka where??? Some of you lame ass OT nikkas stay saying that dumb shyt moe.

 

[Stuntone]

When I came back from the military in 2016, I noticed a huge change in the club scene + the neighborhoods in just 6 years.

Got white people moving into Trinidad like its nothing

Walking their dog in known hoods

CACs all over U st now.


I was working at Boiling Air Force Base in 2013 and saw a white chick jogging past Barry Farms one morning.





It's over bruh.

 

[MaxPain]

I always said VA had the best women.

I went to NOVA a few semesters in Woodbridge and Alexandria met a lot of clean cuts pretty girls. I would have parties in Va, my DC and Md nikkas would come and be like.

"How you know all of these girls"



me:


They was so use to all of them smoked out, weed head, tatted up thug girls.



I was dating Asians and all in VA

Im from the heart of Southeast and u wont catch me dead with one them

Ole flabby and sick joints with microbraids, backwoods in their purses , badly done ratchet tattoos , purple blunt lips, foams from Iverson mall and a crazy ex who just got out the jail in Upper Marlboro and a negative SmartTrip balance

Most my girlfriends I messed with grewing up were from PG Moco or Alexandria

Basically before I had a car if I could take the metro to u, u was gettin dikk dropped off as the Naylor Road station was closeby

Basically

PG for the black dimes with class
Moco/Silver Spring for the East African or Latinas
Waldorf for the White Girls
Alexandria for classy clean girls of all races


Im from DC & never fukked with DC women except the African joints

Half of the girls at Howard U that NY dudes thirst after when they come here arent even from here they from the surrounding suburbs

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

"98, they wonder why....Backyard NEVA DIE!...."

The Legend (had a birthday up in that piece one year before it closed/turned into a fulltime parking lot lol)

The wack ass "food court" in Iverson "mall" (ain't no damn mall lol)

"bama"

"Moe"

"boofin" (I know what you out of towners think...same area but different meaning)

"Landover, Landovaaaaa"

That lil store that always has it's door open playing gogo on the corner of Georgia and Florida Ave NW

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

CACs all over U st now.


I was working at Boiling Air Force Base in 2013 and saw a white chick jogging past Barry Farms one morning.





It's over bruh.

Gross

As if seeing a few of these damn cacs get off at Anacostia, Congress Heights, and Southern Ave Metro stations weren’t bad enough

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Them snickerdoodles at Iverson Mall are still the moves frfr

 

[Kairi Irving]

What is the DMV?

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

What is the DMV?

DC, Maryland, Virginia area