#predictable sitcom plots

[Milk N Cookies]

Ooohh she sneaking boys into the house... She think her parents are sleep but what she don't know is daddy went down stairs to finish off the porkchops & Koolaid for some late night snacking. As daddy is coming back upstairs licking his fingers and finishing off the last bits of red koolaid he hears giggling in his daughters room. At first he figures she's just on the phone. He tells her to go to bed it's a school night. She says okay and gets silent. Right before daddy gets all the way in his room he hears a deep voice. Daddy charges to his daughter's room. Who you got in here girl!!???! He demands. She plays dumb. Daddy looks under the bed, and behind the dresser, and now he checks behind the door. He looks at the closet, he head towards the closet, now he's opening the closet...

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Teens stay out past curfew, try their best to sneak back into the house quietly but their parents are wide awake and grounds them before they reach their room.

 

[FTBS]

This might have already been posted:

Kid damages house or car or both at the same time and tries to hide it from parents...hijinks ensue

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Grandpa wants to rehash his youth through little man when he's playing sports. Grandpa is doing the most, giving out tips and tricks on both offense & defense. Little man tells grandpa to chill but does it in a real dikkheaded way. Grandpa gets in his feelings, little man knows he fukked up now he feels bad. Little man is practicing by himself using Grandpa's tips, grandpa is walking through the kitchen and sees that little man isn't holding the position quite right. He tells him to keep his legs at shoulders width. Little man makes the adjustment & and follows through perfectly. Grandpa chuckles. Little man comes inside and apologizes; grandpa says he didn't relalize he was doing too much. They hug.

*insert canned awwwws & claps*
*roll credits*
As credits roll, they show little man in the game doing just what grandpa told him. This time it don't work & he looses the game for the team. Grandpa says 'but the formula is umbreakable!!' Camera shows little man buried underneath the angry team player's sweaty towels. Before it goes to black grandpa is stammering 'b-b-but the formula was foolproof!' Grandpa's buddy says ''Maybe it just proof that you was the fool..' Taps grandpa on the shoulder and walks off. Little man is still under the sweaty towels.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

white kid decides to invite his black friend over to dinner to meet his parents. White kid and black kid finds out the white kid dad is racist. Black kid tells his dad, black father goes to confront the white father. White father remains racist and tells his son to no longer hang out with his friend.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

housewife is going out with her friends for the first time ever. Husband says go ahead I'll watch the kids. It's a day from hell. House nearly burns down. Mom comes home and immediately restores order.

 

[playplayaj]

Ugly/nerdy kid gets a makeover and starts feeling himself/herself. Ditches their original friends to hang out with the cool kids. In the end, they find out the new friends ain't chit. Apologizes to the old squad and they hug it out. Throws new hipster clothes away.

 

[playplayaj]

Guys goes on first date with a girl he really likes. He is nervous. He has his best friend feed him lines through an earpiece. The friend who is feeding him lines might be talking to someone and say something like "Get away from me weirdo!! The guy on date repeats it to girl who is like. Ear piece breaks/cover is blown. He has to come clean.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Guys goes on first date with a girl he really likes. He is nervous. He has his best friend feed him lines through an earpiece. The friend who is feeding him lines might be talking to someone and say something like "Get away from me weirdo!! The guy on date repeats it to girl who is like. Ear piece breaks/cover is blown. He has to come clean.

I was thinking of this earlier and forgot

 

[Cwilk02]

Main character parent/parents comes to town to visit and not having a girlfriend the main character get's his female friend to portray his girlfriend.

 

[MikelArteta]

Making up at the :21 or :51

 

[DaylitoJames]

Two characters for some strange reason talk about a secret with each other that they shouldn't be talking about so they talk about it in a room by themselves. Unfortunately there is a intercom speaker receptor in the room as well that someone accidentally hits the ON button so now everyone in the area can hear them talking about the secret through all the speakers

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Dad comes back into town and the son/daughter is happy to see them after so long. The dad spoils them and tells them they want the child to live with them, child instantly agrees. Mother and father argue, child becomes upset and doesnt wanna speak with either of them

 

[Cwilk02]

Cast member who is obsessed with a certain sports team get's to meet his favorite player from that team in the most unconventional way.

 

[Cwilk02]

Kid who get's picked on by a bully all the time get his father to teach him how to fight. Kid loses big fight against bully but earns the bully respect because he stood up for himself