Porn Moves You Tried In Real Life To Negative Results

[F*ckthemkids]

Tried face fukking my then girlfriend, now wife... Threw her head down twice, and she threw up all over me.

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Gotta just do that.. Can't ask. Advice is give it a spin when she's cumming. I wish you well..

Yep. Meat sliding out, finger slides in(middle or pointer for me) and then meat slides back in and take it to the next level.

The stuffed feeling is what breaks them down.

 

[Chris Cool]

I don't even remember the scene I got it from. Dude fingers the broad, wipes her juices on her lips, then kisses it off. Been doing it for years, shyt became my signature.


Did it with a broad I really liked recently and she gotta an attitude and said it killed the mood. That shyt ruined whole relationship.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I told this girl l was gonna hit her with The Long Stroke™ and ended up running out of meat

She never called me back

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Titty fukkin is not it

It is if its to where You have ya dikk in her Mouf while Ya Play wit her TittiesYou dont have to Thrust them

nikkas been told on themselves

Y'all hate cardio, calisthenics, any workout related to hips and glutes

Getting My Squats and Deadlifts in has really got my Doggy/Mish Thrust Goin,no need to go Poundtown all the time

 

[Cakebatter]

The key is stop watching porn alone, and start watching porn with your girl. My wife says, "Porn is like a menu. You aren't going to like everything on it, but your next favorite thing might be something new the menu exposed you to."


Mojo Upgrade is a cool website where you and your partner separately take a quiz on things you like, don't like, or might want to try. After you both take the quiz, it only shows you two the things you two match on. Its a good way to start things out, so if she's not into kinky sex, but you pressed YES to choking her out, she won't see that, also you won't see that she may want to get gangbanged. It safely introduces a couple to different types of sex.


Mojo Upgrade

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

69....she was maaaad tall so i just fingered the naann lmaooo

 

[Khadafhi]

Told her “kept sucking bytch”
She looked up like

Yo…….

 

[Bigblackted4]

69....she was maaaad tall so i just fingered the naann lmaooo

Lmao

 

[Dzali OG]

Yall fukk game must be trash

I been fukkin these hoes like we in a porno for 20 years. Take breaks, get drinks, have smokes, all dat.

 

[Ku$h Parker]

I have incorporated Choking Her in Mish(Not too Hard,just a slight Squeeze)and having Her Deep Throat to a tolerable spot on the dikk and watching her Hold it for however long she can before she come out for air into my Bag and it has worked out pretty well

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Dudes in here getting Amazon’d

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Put thread in the rafters...

 

[Ku$h Parker]

So yall just trying shyt right there instead of regular sex conversations well BEFORE and wonder why ladies hit yall with the

The Element of Surprise brehs
Cant pull out the New Gameplan before The Tipoff brehs

 

[maxamusa]

Tried face fukking my then girlfriend, now wife... Threw her head down twice, and she threw up all over me.

I was at a house party back in the day getting head in the bathroom and threw some coke on my dikk then threw it down her throat she casually turned; puked in the toilet and went RIGHT BACK 2 IT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED