AWW SHIEEEET nikka NOBODY LIVING WITH FLYING CHAINSAWS. YOU BEND OVER TO GET THE MORNING PAPER AND CATCH A CHAINSAW TO THE ASS LIKE
flying lawnmowers
only thing saving us is jesus or
part 2: insects growing 2 ft tall vs machinery coming alive
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only thing saving us is jesus or
BUT CHECK THIS OUT. WHAT QUALIFIES AS A MACHINE?
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We'd win against machines. They'd need maintenance and fuel.
We join forces WITH the machines and destroy the 2' tall insects.
The End.
We join forces WITH the machines and destroy the 2' tall insects.
The End.
Killah Ray
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Insects would take up all the oxygen on the earth....we'd die before we could even think up a plan....
Niggthaniel Essex
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You ever see on those documentaries when ants organize and go against another colony or predator? Now imagine them being 2 feet tall and doing that against us. fukk that.
These are Horse Ants shooting acid. Why? fukk you, thats why.
And look at this son of a bytch. Imagine a couple hundred thousand of them at 2 feet tall bum rushing Times Square. fukk that, I'll be on plane flying somewhere else...
....oh fukking shyt, They fly too. And this one is from New Jersey, so you know he's an a$$hole.
Now what about the ants that are already giant in comparison to other ants? If regular ants are 2 feet, these fukkers, Camponotus gigas
, would be 8 feet at least. I guess that's the right ratio. I don't know, I failed at math many times during my scholastic life. I think its because my family had a bigger focus on the arts and social issues rather then the immediate importance of mathematics and logistical thinking....anyway, fukk ants.
And these are just the fukking ants. Killer Wasps, Invincible roaches (water bugs if you're white), Ignorant ass bees, fleas just going around jumping 60 stories in the air and landing on your house not giving a fukk....we'd be extinct.
These are Horse Ants shooting acid. Why? fukk you, thats why.
And look at this son of a bytch. Imagine a couple hundred thousand of them at 2 feet tall bum rushing Times Square. fukk that, I'll be on plane flying somewhere else...
....oh fukking shyt, They fly too. And this one is from New Jersey, so you know he's an a$$hole.
Now what about the ants that are already giant in comparison to other ants? If regular ants are 2 feet, these fukkers, Camponotus gigas
, would be 8 feet at least. I guess that's the right ratio. I don't know, I failed at math many times during my scholastic life. I think its because my family had a bigger focus on the arts and social issues rather then the immediate importance of mathematics and logistical thinking....anyway, fukk ants.
And these are just the fukking ants. Killer Wasps, Invincible roaches (water bugs if you're white), Ignorant ass bees, fleas just going around jumping 60 stories in the air and landing on your house not giving a fukk....we'd be extinct.
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You ever see on those documentaries when ants organize and go against another colony or predator? Now imagine them being 2 feet tall and doing that against us. fukk that.
These are Horse Ants shooting acid. Why? fukk you, thats why.
And look at this son of a bytch. Imagine a couple hundred thousand of them at 2 feet tall bum rushing Times Square. fukk that, I'll be on plane flying somewhere else...
....oh fukking shyt, They fly too. And this one is from New Jersey, so you know he's an a$$hole.
Now what about the ants that are already giant in comparison to other ants? If regular ants are 2 feet, these fukkers, Camponotus gigas
, would be 8 feet at least. I guess that's the right ratio. I don't know, I failed at math many times during my scholastic life. I think its because my family had a bigger focus on the arts and social issues rather then the immediate importance of mathematics and logistical thinking....anyway, fukk ants.
And these are just the fukking ants. Killer Wasps, Invincible roaches (water bugs if you're white), Ignorant ass bees, fleas just going around jumping 60 stories in the air and landing on your house not giving a fukk....we'd be extinct.
I'm so scared. We gotta treat the Earth better, y'all. What if we make some Godzilla type bugs?
I wouldn't want shyt to do with 2 foot tall insects man. They would consume all the crops and breed faster than we could kill them. Plus what would you do with all the dead carcasses? It would be a sea of insect blood and guts flooding our streets. 
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nikkas wakin' up to a 2ft tall bed bug lookin' at em like 
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insects can't grow to be that big because gravity would destroy their bodies.
Machines would be easy to deal with, launch high altitude nuclear strikes, the EMPS would kill them.
Insects we'd suffer huge losses the first day, but we'd overcome them as well
Insects we'd suffer huge losses the first day, but we'd overcome them as well
Neg rep. This is a fantasy scenario dumbass. Every time this thread is made some a$$hole does this
THE THING IS THERE ARE NO REAL MACHINES DESIGNED FOR KILLING. MOST AREN'T EVEN MOBILE. WHEN YOU SAY MACHINES DO YOU MEAN TERMINATOR TYPE shyt OR JUST BOUNCING TOASTERS OF DEATH?
this shyt got me dying