Own a cat brehs.

[Dominic Brehetto]

Breh my dogs doesn't plot to kill me. I don't wake up with my bytch on my chest staring into my soul a while trying to shovel it's tail down my throat.

You wake up to the this shyt every morning.

Your dogs will eat you if you die in your house.


I don't know why you think otherwise. Dog owners are very delusional about the relationship they really have with their pets.

This isn't a TV show. Your dogs aren't going to run for help or lay down beside you and rest or whatever else you've romanticized He's going to eat you until either somebody finds your body or there's no meat left on your bone while they shyt and piss all over your house because nobody is there to take it outside.

that's real life.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Girl you're projecting. You leave a dog for the day and they done shyt on the carpet, tore up the sofa, and fukked a stuffed animal. Leave the cat and they eat, drink, play with their toy, then go to sleep. Nip bad behavior in the bud and the cat knows what's up. But that dog Leave its monkey ass alone and they'll make your house a playground.

I bet when you smack your cat he smacks you back. He probably pulls out your edges when you sleep too

 

[HabitualChiller]

nikkas acting like cats have ever stopped a nikka from busting in your house...

You can leave a dog alone at home as long as you have a doggie door and a food and water dispenser. In return, he'll guard the house. nikkas argument for cats>dogs is that cats are self-sustaining.



A dog is a pack animal meaning that they hunt in groups. My dog slipped out the yard on several occasions, got him some cooch and then went strolling with a pack of strays and still came home around 10...and he's a pit bull

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Your dogs will eat you if you die in your house.


I don't know why you think otherwise. Dog owners are very delusional about the relationship they really have with their pets.

This isn't a TV show. Your dogs aren't going to run for help or lay down beside you and rest or whatever else you've romanticized He's going to eat you until either somebody finds your body or there's no meat left on your bone while they shyt and piss all over your house because nobody is there to take it outside.

that's real life.

Who care if they eat me if I die? The point is your cat wishes you'd die and would happily help you a long if it could. Again, there is nothing normal about your "pet" trying to constrict your breathing when you sleep. Fluffy hates you man and the only reason you are tolerated is because you control food. My dogs experience genuine joy when I walk in the door. Your cat just wants you to shut the fukk and feed him.

 

[skokiaan]

That fur on the pillow shyt is a cat problem. It comes from your cat tea bagging you in your sleep.

This thread

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

Who care if they eat me if I die? The point is your cat wishes you'd die and would happily help you a long if it could. Again, there is nothing normal about your "pet" trying to constrict your breathing when you sleep. Fluffy hates you man and the only reason you are tolerated is because you control food. My dogs experience genuine joy when I walk in the door. Your cat just wants you to shut the fukk and feed him.

I've literally never had a cat try to sleep on my neck or constrict my breathing in my entire life.

My dog experiences joy to see me


Imagine needing that gratification constantly

Dog people are weird man. That constant need for companionship and worship from an animal

You can't even admit dogs smell. Meanwhile every dude that comes by is holding his nose trying not to puke

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I've literally never had a cat try to sleep on my neck or constrict my breathing in my entire life.

That you're aware of

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

 

[Mr. McDowell]

We got cats slumping seals now.

 

[ALonelyDad]

WWE type of selling..Vince would be proud

 

[Nemesis]

my cat is the dogs bollocks .....

 

[Cuban Pete]

Having any kind of animal inside your house

I love both cats and dogs but I can honestly get behind this movement, keep these beasts outside

 

[DatLBCGuy562]

That dog a whole hoe out in these streets...

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

That dog a whole hoe out in these streets...

That cat would've backed you down too

 

[LordDeathwatch]

@BlackPearl The Empress Dapped+Repoed for dumping the clip while holding down #DogSet.

Cat Crew looking funny in the light.:MauryORly: