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This corny canine fukker is irate at the fact I exposed his fetish :Smugkobe:

You reppin the faq capital of the world so I wouldn't be surprised if both you and that mutt dressed in drag then played house in ya free time :harlemscust:

the only p*ssy you move touched in the last year takes heart worm medication and shyts in a box :mjlol:

you a grown ass man admitting to owning and loving CATS :mjlol:

like you could've gone out and talked to women the day you decided to buy a cat. but you decided nah today i'm going to buy a kitten :heh:

ask me how i know you're a virgin. grown man with a cat in his house :bryan:

cats name is probably pushkin or some fakkit ass shyt :bryan:
 

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I have never been inside a cat owners house where you couldn't immediately tell that they own cats. You motherfukkers stink. Cat piss is a smell that NEVER goes away. On the other hand, been in plenty of people's home who owned does and you can't even tell until you see the dog.

:scust: If a cat owners house smells like cat piss then they, the owner, are doing it wrong. People walk in my apartment like "I thought you had a cat :ohhh:" because I keep the litterbox clean and also sweep/vacuum so there's no cat hair everywhere. House smells like cat piss/cat hair everywhere = filthy owner.

I have also never in my life had a cat pee or poop on the floor or on furniture. The vet told me they actually instinctively prefer to pee in a litter box (hence why outdoor cats will pee in sandboxes and dirt) you just have to keep it clean. And if a cat is peeing on stuff to mark territory in the home they feel threatened/unsafe which, again, is a shortcoming on the owner.

Dogs all fukking stink tho :scust: which is why we say cacs smell like them
 
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:scust: If a cat owners house smells like cat piss then they, the owner, are doing it wrong. People walk in my apartment like "I thought you had a cat :ohhh:" because I keep the litterbox clean and also sweep/vacuum so there's no cat hair everywhere. House smells like cat piss/cat hair everywhere = filthy owner.

I have also never in my life had a cat pee or poop on the floor or on furniture. The vet told me they actually instinctively prefer to pee in a litter box (hence why outdoor cats will pee in sandboxes and dirt) you just have to keep it clean. And if a cat is peeing on stuff to mark territory in the home they feel threatened/unsafe which, again, is a shortcoming on the owner.

Dogs all fukking stink tho :scust: which is why we say cacs smell like them


This right here.
 

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I've never been in a dog owners house where it wasn't immediately obvious they owned a dog.

Perhaps you've just become nose blind to their smell, or you just smell like one yourself.

Because dogs smell extremely bad. I've never smelled something more foul than a wet dog.


Edit: you own multiple dogs. Yup. You've become nose blind and can't tell how bad they smell. Your house stinks you just can't tell :heh:

:comeon: I just know clean people. Clean people don't have "dog smell." Yet no matter how much you clean you can't get rid of cat piss in the air. Sorry breh. Your fuzzy friend sleeps on your face at night wishing for your death so that it can eat you face first.
 

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Multiple dogs :scust:

House smelling like a barnyard rave party in the middle of summer :scust:

I bet you sleep with em too :scust:

Now ya dogs don't lick people... and that's right after tongue kissin each other's booty hole :mjlol: the lies we tell :mjgrin:

No my dogs don't lick faces because they know I don't like that. But you probably don't under the concept of training an animal since you're your cats bytch.:manny:
 

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:comeon: I just know clean people. Clean people don't have "dog smell." Yet no matter how much you clean you can't get rid of cat piss in the air. Sorry breh. Your fuzzy friend sleeps on your face at night wishing for your death so that it can eat you face first.
You realize that if you die alone your dogs will make a meal out of you right?

Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

They're animals. Not your children. This isn't a fairly tale.

And they stink. And your house smells like dog I'm sorry to break to you. You can't smell it because you smell like that too now.

Trust me,I have a friend just like you who is convinced his house does not smell like dog and yet it hits anyone else in the face like a brick soon as they walk in.
 

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If you let your pets get up on top of the counter then that says more about your cleanliness than it does theirs :usure:. I ain't got no beef with you Pearl, but you about to catch these paws if you keep spreading misinformation :ufdup:

What you talking about "let" ? Ya'll cats run you and your house. When you leave they smoke your weed, sleep on your counter and lick all your silverware for fun. :pachaha:
 

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:scust: If a cat owners house smells like cat piss then they, the owner, are doing it wrong. People walk in my apartment like "I thought you had a cat :ohhh:" because I keep the litterbox clean and also sweep/vacuum so there's no cat hair everywhere. House smells like cat piss/cat hair everywhere = filthy owner.

I have also never in my life had a cat pee or poop on the floor or on furniture. The vet told me they actually instinctively prefer to pee in a litter box (hence why outdoor cats will pee in sandboxes and dirt) you just have to keep it clean. And if a cat is peeing on stuff to mark territory in the home they feel threatened/unsafe which, again, is a shortcoming on the owner.

Dogs all fukking stink tho :scust: which is why we say cacs smell like them

Most cat people are dirty :manny: and cats don't even like to touch water. Motherfukkers be smelling like hot garbage wet or dry. :mjlol:
 

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No my dogs don't lick faces because they know I don't like that. But you probably don't under the concept of training an animal since you're your cats bytch.:manny:

So they lick everywhere else huh you little freak you :scust:


Go clean up all that dog fur all over your pillows, yo entire house a lint trap :umad:
 

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You realize that if you die alone your dogs will make a meal out of you right?

Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts.

They're animals. Not your children. This isn't a fairly tale.

And they stink. And your house smells like dog I'm sorry to break to you. You can't smell it because you smell like that too now.

Trust me,I have a friend just like you who is convinced his house does not smell like dog and yet it hits anyone else in the face like a brick soon as they walk in.

Breh my dogs doesn't plot to kill me. I don't wake up with my bytch on my chest staring into my soul a while trying to shovel it's tail down my throat.

You wake up to the this shyt every morning. :mjlol:
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What you talking about "let" ? Ya'll cats run you and your house. When you leave they smoke your weed, sleep on your counter and lick all your silverware for fun. :pachaha:
Girl you're projecting:russ:. You leave a dog for the day and they done shyt on the carpet, tore up the sofa, and fukked a stuffed animal. Leave the cat and they eat, drink, play with their toy, then go to sleep. Nip bad behavior in the bud and the cat knows what's up. But that dog:ufdup: Leave its monkey ass alone and they'll make your house a playground.
 

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So they lick everywhere else huh you little freak you :scust:


Go clean up all that dog fur all over your pillows, yo entire house a lint trap :umad:

You keep confusing cats and dogs breh. My dogs sleep on the floor where they belong. That fur on the pillow shyt is a cat problem. It comes from your cat tea bagging you in your sleep. :pachaha:
 
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