Own a cat brehs.

[Luck]

how ima protect my house when i'm at work? someone tries to break in my crib they got a 110 pound beast on their ass
when someone with a cat gets their home burglarized cops file two separate reports
1) one for burglary
2) one for hate crime against gays

imagine a self respecting man sitting around at the crib with a cat on his lap petting it. prob on yelp looking for nail salons too

Just admit you and that dog are fukkin breh

Dog nikkas always weird as fukk, like if I was kickin your door in I wouldn't just shoot the shyt out of your dog or just give it beef soaked in antifreeze

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

dogs are funnier than cats too and have vastly more complex personalities and are smarter

cats are active and fun/funny as kittens then they grow up and sleep 20 hours a day

you'd be better off saving that money you'd spend on feeding a cat and vet bills and get the same "humor" by watching cat videos on youtube

cats are basically parasites the best cats are ones who have dog like personalities what does that tell you

Dogs only have 1 personality . They all act the same. How smart can an animal be that chases its own tail? That eats its own shyt ? Dogs are man's best friend :cacjpls: for a reason, because they're simple minded and easy to control. Shared traits with a certain demographic I suppose .

 

[DrHackenbush]

Dogs are descended from wolves, stop feeding them and then see how much they love you..You hear stories of pitbulls blacking out and ripping kids to pieces

A cat will just keep it moving and find someone else to feed it

 

[The G.O.D II]

Cats are worthless animals. What do they do? I rather own a goldfish because at least you don't have to clean shyt out a box. There is no coincidence that single people who own cats are complete weirdos btw

 

[The G.O.D II]

Dogs are descended from wolves, stop feeding them and then see how much they love you..You hear stories of pitbulls blacking out and ripping kids to pieces

A cat will just keep it moving and find someone else to feed it

Humans will eat each other if that's the last resort. Not exclusive to dogs

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Cats are a blessing to mankind hense why they sleep in our home's and dogs should chill outside.

 

[Juven]

Cats are worthless animals. What do they do? I rather own a goldfish because at least you don't have to clean shyt out a box. There is no coincidence that single people who own cats are complete weirdos btw

what does a dog do bray

people who hate cats just don't understand them. Just be laid back and you'll be alright.

 

[The G.O.D II]

Grown straight men defending cats And in not even a dog lover can't stand them either but cats no man should ever ever ever own a cat unless you live in a shythole rat infested house and even still I'm calling an exterminator before I ever own a fukking cat

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Dogs

They stink like shyt. Dumb as a bag of rocks.

Completely dependant.


People who love dogs strike me as extremely lonely clingy people that desperately need something to fill their sad life with purpose.


Taking care of basically a mentally retarded child that provides nothing and is extremely needy.

Nothing worse than walking into a cat owners house. The stench will water your eyes.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Just admit you and that dog are fukkin breh

Dog nikkas always weird as fukk, like if I was kickin your door in I wouldn't just shoot the shyt out of your dog or just give it beef soaked in antifreeze

 

[The G.O.D II]

what does a dog do bray

people who hate cats just don't understand them. Just be laid back and you'll be alright.

What does a cat do. At least dogs have various personalities. They provide companionship for people looking for that. They are useful for shyt like finding bombs or helping blind. And like I said I don't like any animals. ButWhat do cats do that's equivalent?

 

[Luck]

Cats are worthless animals. What do they do? I rather own a goldfish because at least you don't have to clean shyt out a box. There is no coincidence that single people who own cats are complete weirdos btw

You're a worthless animal yet here you are gracing us with your presence on the coli

Nothing worse than walking into a cat owners house. The stench will water your eyes.

You're stank ass cat owner friends, probably cacs

change the litter box regularly and problem solved. There's no solution for a dogs smell outside of gasoline and fire

 

[The G.O.D II]

You're a worthless animal yet here you are gracing us with your presence on the coli



You're stank ass cat owner friends, probably cacs

change the litter box regularly and problem solved. There's no solution for a dogs smell outside of gasoline and fire

What's that suppose to be funny?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

You're a worthless animal yet here you are gracing us with your presence on the coli



You're stank ass cat owner friends, probably cacs

change the litter box regularly and problem solved. There's no solution for a dogs smell outside of gasoline and fire

I have never been inside a cat owners house where you couldn't immediately tell that they own cats. You motherfukkers stink. Cat piss is a smell that NEVER goes away. On the other hand, been in plenty of people's home who owned does and you can't even tell until you see the dog.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Those US exchanges