Orange Is the New Black: The Final Season (Official Season 7 Thread)

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The estrogen infused drama of the fourth, fifth and sixth seasons ain't worth a rewatch, don't do it
I thought season 4 was good:manny:


5 and 6 def dumpster juice tho:hubie:

Got em 2,1,7,4,3,6,5 in that order
 

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Maritza being sent to Colombia was a tough one man...I couldn’t imagine being shipped/banished to a country where I had no ties to anyone, not to the culture, don’t know the cities, etc. how the hell do you start a life


Alieda and Daya are the prototypical generational hood rat family man, both supreme fukk ups and corny as hell (ragging on the ged folks). I’ll give Alieda a break since her mom had her out ther tricking at like 11 years old, but man, that whole family is a dumpster fire


Happy Luthcheck ate that charge and Mendoza still got out. My girl Blanca got her happy ending too


Tastee had me on the ropes man :wow: but fukk, her stuck with that charge and her lawyer not giving a fukk :mjcry:


Cindy is a bytch for what she did to tastee, so much so I couldn’t even care about her struggle and issues with her daughter post prison


Lorna still a nut, but damn, lost her baby :mjcry: the Red shyt was too heavy handed, maybe because I just finished wentworth and Liz did the dementia thing better :ld:


Happy they showed all the other cast that got shipped to Ohio after the riot.


Other than Piper continuing to ooze white privilege and junkie boss Daya, season was good
 

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Maritza being sent to Colombia was a tough one man...I couldn’t imagine being shipped/banished to a country where I had no ties to anyone, not to the culture, don’t know the cities, etc. how the hell do you start a life


Alieda and Daya are the prototypical generational hood rat family man, both supreme fukk ups and corny as hell (ragging on the ged folks). I’ll give Alieda a break since her mom had her out ther tricking at like 11 years old, but man, that whole family is a dumpster fire


Happy Luthcheck ate that charge and Mendoza still got out. My girl Blanca got her happy ending too


Tastee had me on the ropes man :wow: but fukk, her stuck with that charge and her lawyer not giving a fukk :mjcry:


Cindy is a bytch for what she did to tastee, so much so I couldn’t even care about her struggle and issues with her daughter post prison


Lorna still a nut, but damn, lost her baby :mjcry: the Red shyt was too heavy handed, maybe because I just finished wentworth and Liz did the dementia thing better :ld:


Happy they showed all the other cast that got shipped to Ohio after the riot.


Other than Piper continuing to ooze white privilege and junkie boss Daya, season was good
What was Blancas ending again?
 

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she was tricked into it for early release, that's why she ended up in the ICE detention center

her hearing was more or less for deportation
OK this what happened

Her legal arrangement from the riots revoked her residency, she was tricked as you said

She then decided to screw her riot arrangement to get released out of ICE custody.

What she was supposed to do was wait for a new trial to determine a new sentence but she said EFF that and just went back to Honduras

I don't know the legal terminology but that is the gist
 

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OK this what happened

Her legal arrangement from the riots revoked her residency, she was tricked as you said

She then decided to screw her riot arrangement to get released out of ICE custody.

What she was supposed to do was wait for a new trial to determine a new sentence but she said EFF that and just went back to Honduras

I don't know the legal terminology but that is the gist

She is Dominican. She went to Honduras to be with her boyfriend. She has a green card so she can come back when she wants.
 

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What she was supposed to do was wait for a new trial to determine a new sentence but she said EFF that and just went back to Honduras

you skipped the part where she did have a trial for her conviction that she got overturned, that's why she was walking out w/ her lawyer happy
 

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Just finished the seasons, some thoughts

- Its crazy we've been following these characters/storyline for a decade now, now its just over
- I thought the season started off amazing, kinda fizzed out a few episodes & then ended strong
- Kinda feel like this show is just too gloomy, kinda overdramatizes how literally the worst of the worst happens, but Prison is the worst, so I respect their choice to change the show tone to it in later seasons
- Alex, Lorna, Crazy Eyes had become straight fast forward/Skip material worthy, just the same shyt season in & season out, terrible characters
- Cindy going through all that in prison & should have reflected on what do & how to act when she gets out, and then just runs away from home after a small little issue :dahell:, even the mother was like :dahell: "we'll just have a sit down talk with her".
- I dont understand how Maritza got out early, I feel it might have just been a plot hole for her to being the center of the ICE storyline, I remember her backstory in the show, she was looking at TIME
- Piper like Larry said is just always looking for self sabotaging herself in everything she does, its just her nature, there is no way on earth she should have left Red Hair girl, I dont care about love & Alex wasnt getting out of prison for 3 years anyways

- Lastly, I never got the sense from Pennstucky from any other characters that she was at her breaking point, and had had it with everything, was her education or people thinking she could read/write ever even suggested, just like Tastsee said before their first tutoring, you would have assumed she was fine by watching her all these seasons.


Its crazy how there is LITERALLY NO buzz about this show anymore, Pop Culture really decided this show was over a few seasons ago, Literally nobody is talking about this show

Also Gloria is the baddest chick in this show :noah:
 
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