Orange Cassidy is the best wrestler working today

[stro]

Work smarter, not harder

No one works less hard than Orange Cassidy

The logic is impregnable


Orange GOATidy

 

[krackdagawd]

We in the era of "but im not a rapper" playfighting

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

We in the era of "but im not a rapper" playfighting

he's a draw.

why give yourself concussions doing flippy shyt and strong style for a hot dog and a handshake when you can put on some shades, put your hands in your pockets, and lie down for a quick nap while the crowd goes batshyt?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

#orangegang

Dudes doing flippy shyt and killing themselves while Orange struggles to lift a leg to do a kick.

#GOATshyt

 

[_genocidecutter_]

Naw

 

[Da King]

he's a draw.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

#orangegang

Dudes doing flippy shyt and killing themselves while Orange struggles to lift a leg to do a kick.

#GOATshyt

imagine if he unleashed his full power

but he'll never do that since he knows how to work, unlike these marks

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Easily Top 5 DOA. He has the work rate and is guaranteed to get butts in seats. 5 Star Dap Rep Hands in pockets.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

butts in seats.

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we've heard AEW will be putting the strap on Orange Cassidy. Heh. That'll really put hands in pockets."


*ratings nosedive as everyone changes the channel*

 

[Hey_zeus]

White people called Kofi gimmicky because he’s insanely athletic and was able to pull of clearly rehearsed but difficult feats of athleticism to stay in the Royal Rumble each year

White people also over a guy who’s whole gimmick is to walk around with his hands in his pockets and make as little effort as possible

Cacs gon cac ~The Coli

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Imagine if Orange wins the big one with just tripping Jericho and going for the school boy. All those indie sweathogs in the high school gyms would commit that. Its 2019, nobody got time for that wrestling jumping flippy shyt

#slothlife #Orangegang #realoneskickshins #handsinpockets

 

[OVER]

He's definitely a top 5 AEW talent. They should put their world championship on him.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

The thing people don't understand about Cassidy is that he's not actually moving slowly. That's an optical illusion. Like the Six Million Dollar Man, the only way we can see Cassidy's movements is by slowing the footage down significantly. He's moving at near the speed of light.

 

[Prodigious]

Joking aside, and I'll probably get shyt for this, but he actually IS talented, to keep his character fresh, and not to the SAME spots all the time (yea he has stuff he does regularly but what wrestler doesnt) and to work that style to make it seem like he doesn't care and to do it all with his hands in his pockets most of the time, I'm not saying that somebody else couldnt do it, but he is good at what he does and he can put on an entertaining match from time to time, never gonna be a 5 star classic or anything, but he fits a niche and he does it well

 

[Playaz Eyez]

He's a high-end comedy character. I doubt he's rolling up Jericho in main events for a full month like Ellsworth did to AJ Styles