Opening Act: YOUR Boss Angeles Lakers vs the lowly dallass mav(spon. by G.S.O.E. Ent)

[#1 pick]

We need Steve Nash and Jerry Sloan so that we can run that beautiful PnR offense Jerry Sloan is known for.

SF? Al Thornton is a FA and is an upgrade for cheap over World Peace.

Backup PGs? Only free agents with a name are Derek Fisher, Agent Zero, Baron Davis, Carlos Arroyo, Earl Boykins, Mike Bibby, Shaun Livingston, and Mike James

Aint no viable options at PG

Thornton chucks way too much and has extremely low BBIQ. He is not in the NBA for a reason.

 

[#1 pick]

Shaun Livingston wouldn't be a bad fit. Jarrett Jack would be a perfect fit but GS isn't trading him at all.

 

[Newzz]

AI should be with us, but steve fukkin blake has a job.

*slides homemade handwritten notice under Mitch's office door*

FIre mIKE bROWN AND hIrE jERRY SLoaN, rELeASe SteVE BLakE, tHen SIgN al tHORNtON aNd aLLEn iVERSOn aSAp......lWo


*leaves before being noticed by top flight security*

 

[Brief Keef]

Big dikk Vince killing em right now, is this 2001?

 

[MenacingMonk]

fukkin horrid. Team looked lost. fukk this princeton O.

 

[Brief Keef]

Can we trade Pau and D12 for Lamarcus Aldridge? I know its the 1st game, but the Heat looked much better in there 1st game, even though our big 4 should compliment each other greatly, but too bad this guy is our coach:

nikkas asking for trades after 1 game

 

[Brief Keef]

So to summarize the comments this thread, after game 1, the Lakers need to:

Fire their coach
Throw their offense in the bushes
Trade their PG
Get rid of their PF and backup point guard
Have Kobe handle the ball and shoot 40 times a game

So.......what did the Lakers accomplish this offseason?

for ESPN710 tomorrow morning and seeing what ways the team needs to be blown up after game 2

seems like they wanna go back to 2006

 

[Bilz]

seems like they wanna go back to 2006

Some of these dudes are Kobe fans before they're Laker fans. Their fondest memories came during the period that many Lakers fans refer to as the "dark years"

 

[MenacingMonk]

I know it's one game, but Jesus Christ. How do you almost beat Chicago last year with a lower standard team yet get humiliated a year later by the Mavs with this team!?!?

Yes, I'm

 

[Brief Keef]

Some of these dudes are Kobe fans before they're Laker fans. Their fondest memories came during the period that many Lakers fans refer to as the "dark years"

word breh shyt crazy i know one thing this season is gonna be

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Some of these dudes are Kobe fans before they're Laker fans. Their fondest memories came during the period that many Lakers fans refer to as the "dark years"

If Mitch didn't let the talent get depleted from those Shaq/Kobe teams those days might not have been so dark.

 

[Goatpoacher]

Shaun Livingston wouldn't be a bad fit.

His knee and socket are a terrible fit

 

[dem bath salts]

These knikkas proposing trades already. It's gon be a fun year.

 

[the artist known az]

I can't wait to listen to ESPN 710 all day, preseason is over now these games count. dikk Riders like Mychal Thompson & Mark Willard (even tho he predicted the Lakers will win around 13 of their first 20 games) gonna be copping pleas all show.

"Kobe had a bad foot" "Dwight isn't 100% yet" "We need a new coach" "We don't have a bench"

fukk that! If they suited up to play no excuses, if they was that hurt they shouldn't have played

 

[ecks12]

These knikkas proposing trades already. It's gon be a fun year.

Right, and complaining about coaching. The Lakers got a damn near All-star starting 5, and can't beat a Nowitzki-less Mavs team.