Open Call, More Testers Welcome for 2012 Xbox LIVE Update Public Beta!

[courtdog]

then same day that they reopened the registration

Damn, thats fukked up. I know its EXTRA fukked up.
You supposed to have it.. what happened? Awwwww damn, man???
You deserve a Martin Lawerence/Florida Evans styled Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Damn Damn Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

Because I know you reading all the responses in this thread.
I'd be fiendin' like a muthafukka if I was in your shoes right now.
I'm a tech guy, so I just want to try out the new shyt. This would be killing me
With that said, don't fret too much. Its just internet
But it is so ghat damn smooth bruh. Pages load up quicker than on my PC's
Kinect functions, but its really only good when you wanna go back pages quickly

You can go to the official forums on xbox.com to see what is going on.
I haven't been able to log in there for some reason?

 

[Red]

Well "Red" like me stop you right now and explain to you why your entire rant was from the first word.

YOUR DUMBASS THINKS PEOPLE PAY FOR XBOX LIVE BECAUSE OF ANYTHING YOU TALKED ABOUT.

Thats just all the extra. We pay for Xbox Live because Xbox Live is a closed community that is tweaked to provide the best online experience available on a console, anywhere on this PLANET.
You keep talkin this dumbshyt about how it should be free. If it was free, it would be a different xbox live. A shyttier xbox live.
It would be PSN

I don't know how you are, but this is a hobby for me. I don't talk out my ass, I live thru this. I watched with my own two eyes as every single ps3 game that was supposed to be special, lagged to the point it was unplayable.
Just name a game. LBP1? Part 2? MGS4? CODMW1-9? Uncharted 2/3?
Everyone of them and more suffered from and STILL suffer from the same lag issues. And the games I just named that are multiplat, run smooth on xbox
Always have. Fanboys would shout out "I.W. doesn't care about the ps3 "
Well, neither does sony since Uncharted 2 is so fukkin lag/glitches not fixed
PSN goes down for months, nikkaz stealing your Credit card info
Riiiidge Racer vs Giant Enemy crabs vs Lair in a no holds barred match of bullshyt

Thats why we paid for XBL, then they added a whole bunch of shyt that you can't hate on. The more shyt they add, the more I hear dumbasses like yourself say "More shyt? fukk that, I should now be free then"
If you can't afford $35 a year? Get your little dumbass the fukk outta here then.
I'd gladly pay that much for what live gives me over ps3/wii
GLADLY. What the fukk is $35? I spend that on accident...

You lack the necessary skills in comprehension.

I never said XBox live should be free. I implied they shouldn't charge for access to free services and act like you should just pay the sub then jump on a hip-hop forum doing the like you're eternally thankful massa threw you some scraps.

By all means, charge a nominal fee to offset the cost of providing a stable and efficient multiplayer experience. Having the audacity to charge for access to all that other, FREE shyt?

As for the rest of your post... don't even have a PS3.

 

[daemonova]

well no thanks to courtdog, I researched how you can play certain embedded video and notice that if you got to topless robot, you can play whatever youtube video they have embedded on their page, so its not a hardware issue, it is a code/application issue

you can't play youporn videos anymore however

 

[Bboystyle]

I can guarantee you Mod squaddin right now isn't a good idea
Halo 4 is about to drop, and last time they took out 1million modded consoles?
I'm pretty sure it was around the time Halo 3 came out
Then again when COD:MW2 dropped.
They may not care as much since we a year away from the next system???


If you ain't get it yet, I don't know what to tell ya.
My brother got a key about 30mins before they closed the beta
He got his update about 36hrs later
I had to wait about 15hrs or so

How long you been waitin?

meh, i mainly modding for games already released up to this month and im not going online with the mod system. Gotta cop Halo 4 legitimately though

 

[triplehate]

they not gonna update my xbox cause my gold membership aint they

 

[Cat piss martini]

This should never leave the front page...

 

[AkaDemiK]

^^^

 

[Tic Tac T O]

well no thanks to courtdog, I researched how you can play certain embedded video and notice that if you got to topless robot, you can play whatever youtube video they have embedded on their page, so its not a hardware issue, it is a code/application issue

you can't play youporn videos anymore however

you musta went ahead and skipped all my posts then huh?

 

[courtdog]

you musta went ahead and skipped all my posts then huh?

No, he's right. But I think its YOUR fault
I just read his post and thought to myself " you must have not seen T T To's post
Checked myself and it didnt work. Also, it was the mobile version of the site (I didnt chane the settings on that site, only youtube)

Im sure shyt will be working again soon

 

[Tic Tac T O]

No, he's right. But I think its YOUR fault
I just read his post and thought to myself " you must have not seen T T To's post
Checked myself and it didnt work. Also, it was the mobile version of the site (I didnt chane the settings on that site, only youtube)

Im sure shyt will be working again soon

youjizz mobile works. That's basically the only gentlemens website to mess with at the moment. tube8 and other mobile sites still work too, just with a limit. forget about youporn brehs

 

[Tic Tac T O]

Prequel to SmartGlass.

Spoiler

First, download the My Xbox Live app on whatever mobile device you have. Sign in to your account and go to quickplay

On your Xbox, go to Settings > System > Console Settings > Remote Devices > turn SmartGlass apps On

On your device, hit Connect to Xbox and in the bottom right corner (of the IOS app atleast) press the 3 white dots and choose Controller. choosing a game to load hasnt loaded it for me - instead it allows me to control the dashboard. With apps like Youtube i can launch it and control it

Edit: in the Recent Games section, you can search any game in your history. Scrolling to the side of the achievements screen gives you details and the option to load it on your xbox

 

[JMurder]

Prequel to SmartGlass.

Spoiler

First, download the My Xbox Live app on whatever mobile device you have. Sign in to your account and go to quickplay

On your Xbox, go to Settings > System > Console Settings > Remote Devices > turn SmartGlass apps On

On your device, hit Connect to Xbox and in the bottom right corner (of the IOS app atleast) press the 3 white dots and choose Controller. choosing a game to load hasnt loaded it for me - instead it allows me to control the dashboard. With apps like Youtube i can launch it and control it

I'm gonna have to try this later today

 

[FocusedDaily]

Prequel to SmartGlass.

Spoiler

First, download the My Xbox Live app on whatever mobile device you have. Sign in to your account and go to quickplay

On your Xbox, go to Settings > System > Console Settings > Remote Devices > turn SmartGlass apps On

On your device, hit Connect to Xbox and in the bottom right corner (of the IOS app atleast) press the 3 white dots and choose Controller. choosing a game to load hasnt loaded it for me - instead it allows me to control the dashboard. With apps like Youtube i can launch it and control it

Cool, I already had the app, would have never thought to look for this.

 

[courtdog]

Prequel to SmartGlass.

Spoiler

First, download the My Xbox Live app on whatever mobile device you have. Sign in to your account and go to quickplay

On your Xbox, go to Settings > System > Console Settings > Remote Devices > turn SmartGlass apps On

On your device, hit Connect to Xbox and in the bottom right corner (of the IOS app atleast) press the 3 white dots and choose Controller. choosing a game to load hasnt loaded it for me - instead it allows me to control the dashboard. With apps like Youtube i can launch it and control it

Edit: in the Recent Games section, you can search any game in your history. Scrolling to the side of the achievements screen gives you details and the option to load it on your xbox

BUT, I came to give bad news. Your good news makes my bad news not as bad.. but its still pretty bad.
The bad news is they need to give us a new update, cuz a bunch of sites that used to work, don't now

I went to youtube, and it only shows the mobile version now
A few other sites I was surfing the other day or not working right now.
Now if there is a way I can turn off the whole "mobile website" angle, then this will be OG again.

I'm sure it will be since even the xbox.com site doesn't load up right anymore.
At least on that site you can see the option to switch to "desktop view"
But when I did that, it still didn't load up correctly. Expect a new update sooner than later errrbody...

 

[Tic Tac T O]

Maybe you have the Use mobile site option selected? Either way, on YouTube you can switch to desktop site at the bottom of the page

Can play vids off of gametrailers YouTube page but not when they're embedded elsewhere
http://www.youtube.com/user/gametrailers

clicking the left stick zooms and centers btw