Simpsinternal. This girl must be fly because you loitering around a bytch whos not a virgin and not wven feelin you like that. U place holdin. Crazy watchin a playa go into his flabby n sick phase. Time to hit the gym
:ooh: Im now celibate
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Mr Uncle Leroy
All Star
hang in there
time to detox thineself from inequities of loose, random sex
thou must be pure and have a loving, longterm relationship with one person.
time to detox thineself from inequities of loose, random sex
thou must be pure and have a loving, longterm relationship with one person.
Sup Mowgli, you fakkit motherfukker...watch ya mouth nikka
Anyway nikka, my shorty fly B...I tried to troll the finest bytch I ever did see and ended up pulling her....think Tamia/Janet Jackson combo, red bone beauty with dimples and freckles and 
..my nikka I won. Yea b...I left while I was on top of my game and comfortable joining the ranks of other OG's looking to school nikkas on the game feel me. It was fun but Im done.
Skeets
hate that it had to be you, breh.
honestly though, lets see some pics of the new chick.
Skeets,
Be careful breh.
First of all: I've read a few of your adventures. You settling down at all seems unlikely, but as a male I can relate to sport fukking with abandon. I can also relate to falling in love unexpectedly.
Your previous approach to sex was unhealthy, but denying yourself completely is also unhealthy. Why go from one extreme to the other? You might be setting yourself up for fail. Sex isn't like crack. You can never smoke crack and be fine. Sex is more like food. You need it regularly. Those addicted to food will tell you: that's what makes it tough. Don't starve yourself to the point where a half eaten sandwich on a park bench starts to look good. (Metaphor for slipping up and smashing a 2.3 behind your girl's back..don't even ask me how)
The other thing: if both of you are already sexually active, what's the point in stopping now? Not that your lady is up to something, just strikes me as odd.
I would suggest getting real comfortable with monogamy before taking the celibate route. Going cold turkey usually doesn't work for any habit.
Oh... couldn't be me. My ex hit me with that same proposition. We were living together. Lasted about a week.
Be careful breh.
First of all: I've read a few of your adventures. You settling down at all seems unlikely, but as a male I can relate to sport fukking with abandon. I can also relate to falling in love unexpectedly.
Your previous approach to sex was unhealthy, but denying yourself completely is also unhealthy. Why go from one extreme to the other? You might be setting yourself up for fail. Sex isn't like crack. You can never smoke crack and be fine. Sex is more like food. You need it regularly. Those addicted to food will tell you: that's what makes it tough. Don't starve yourself to the point where a half eaten sandwich on a park bench starts to look good. (Metaphor for slipping up and smashing a 2.3 behind your girl's back..don't even ask me how)
The other thing: if both of you are already sexually active, what's the point in stopping now? Not that your lady is up to something, just strikes me as odd.
I would suggest getting real comfortable with monogamy before taking the celibate route. Going cold turkey usually doesn't work for any habit.
Oh... couldn't be me. My ex hit me with that same proposition. We were living together. Lasted about a week.
This got to be in the top 3 real shyt I ever heard in the coli. You absolutely right about your assessment. The point in stopping now was to reaffirm our commitment to each other and taking on a challenge. Prior to getting with my girl I was fukking 2-3 chics who all knew I was fukking them, then I narrowed it down to 2 and I finally chose the best out of the 2. Yes I fell in love unexpectedly and also I think it bothered my girl a bit that she had to outfukk the other 2 bytches to land me but it wasnt just sex that made me fall for her. She had other admirable qualities you just dont find in brawds these days. Dedicating possibly 1.5 yrs with no sex is nothing compared to the decade of bodies I collected and lives ruined and babies killed just for the sake of me getting my sexual needs met by conquered females. We spoke about this venture and she said if I wasnt comfortable or could not do it that it would be ok. I dont ever back down from a challenge so I accepted it and if I can conquer this demon I know I can do anything I set my mind on which is to live a happy life and be in a healthy relationship in which this venture will create. I cant fail b. I rather fail in the eyes of my coli brehs who doubting a nikka rather than fail IRL. Thanks for your post
PS: Funny you posted this but I was gonna discuss with my girl later the possibility of masturbation.
I am rooting for you Breh. Now that I have the reasonable shyt out of the way: here's some other shyt..
The reason that monks are celibate is because they can build up tremendous chi. It's not a punishment, it is an exercise. Same reason they tell athletes not to get it before a game. There is an ancient Japanese(?) tradition on men trying to make the woman cum without releasing himself. The same idea, the chi was in the orgasm and men felt they could absorb the woman's vital energy.
Just saying there is alot of places to take this which will strengthen your spirit. Not on no praying steez, on a warrior monk steez. I am literally sending up a prayer for y'all.
electric_fur
Pro
tbh i think that's a stupid idea when you got dikk right there to fukk. jesus christ.
aqualung
I wear a crown of curls.
You will be whoring it up again by this time next month. Mark my words. A slut can't skip monogamy and go straight to celibacy so abruptly. A Ford Escort can't go 0-60 in under x seconds.
Ya sound like perhaps you have an addictive personality. Nothing in moderation. Feast or famine. Are ya head over heels for a different broad every quarter? Do you commit to a new hobby 1000% every 6 months?
"Pray for us?!?"
You found religion in Newark?
No sir. Duck Tales are for the children. u_u
--> aq out
SouthernBelle
#Feyonce
Breh I had to do it, shyt was ridiculous how I made sex run my life. Tossing bytches out like chewed bubble gum and running up in random hoes got played. Time to settle down b....could not do this for forever. Shorty the real deal breh, she donemy ass and saw I had anger issues and was punishing women left and right.... Im learning to love 1 woman a thousand ways rather than fukk a thousand women (came close) one time. Ill just fall back and teach these young nikkas bout the game now
So we had a long discussion last night and she is reevaluating this celibacy thing....
It was a bad idea from jump
There are better ways to prove you dedication besides deprivation
Sup Mowgli, you fakkit motherfukker...watch ya mouth nikka
You aint won till you knee deep in that cervix and shes lookin at you like shes takin her last breaths.
We hanging in there....them tight jeans and showing cleavage last night looking sexy aint help or heavy petting and kissing in movies last night while watching Django almost led to something but I held firm