:ooh: Im now celibate

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skeetsinternal said:
No p*ssy and its almost 2 months :whew:

Did the same with my ex-wife for a year prior to getting married, but not 'celibacy'. What you're doing is called 'abstinence'. Celibacy isn't healthy for men or women. Imma warn you now: She'll more than likely break-down before you do and if/when she does, you need to prove that you're a man of your word by not giving in to her advances or trying to get into some strange on the side.

I don't pray, but I know what you're trying to accomplish and you got my support. I wish you.......

 
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Both me and my girl made a commitment to be celibate on Sunday. She the real deal and she already saved my ass from a life of ratchetness. :snoop: We fukked for 4 hrs Thursday to get it out the way. We both detoxing and living clean lives and more than likely imma end up marrying her. Pray for us


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I'm thinking about becoming celibate for spiritual and mental purposes. @skeetsinternal are you still celibate?
 
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Oh yeah sex with my girl is bad. We shouldn't do that. Let's just not make passionate love for the next few years and get into fights daily from all our pent up hormones. Instead of blowing her back out I'll just blow this load into some Kleenex from porn
 

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70% of women who ask for celibacy are bored of you sexually :ufdup:
Or you fukk them so much they say they feel like unappreciated pieces of meat or their pussies get so beat up and shredded they bleed or their cervix get bruised and their OBGYN advises they use coconut oil to aide with lubrication or they can't handle the dikk and tell you that you be all up in their stomach and on their bladder that they need to take a break to shyt or they don't like when you say you gonna pull out but don't ever pull out.
 

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Word of advice to the homie:

If you're gonna be celibate then you've gotta switch your romantic life up. 'Cause the fact is that with sex off the table there will be free slot of times that need to be filled up with fulfilling activities. It's crazy but less sex means more dates, more walks, more conversations, more creativity.
You've just embarked into a high-level of relationship, I hope you're ready OP.

:wow:

Edit: The law of equivalent exchange states that if you're gonna give up sex then you gotta gain something of equal value. So you gonna need to fill that vacant sex-spot with something real good.

This search could either make or break your relationship.
 
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