One more Chip, still 5 rings: Official 49ers 2016 Offseason Thread

[The Devil's Advocate]

Shanahan is a burn out and doesn't deserve any hc position after that bullsh!t in wash

The bullshyt of getting to the playoffs before rg3 decided he wanted to be the next Payton manning?


I don't give a fukk about that. He obviously can still coach football and run the correct plays to win games. It wasn't like it was between Belichick and shanahan


We had 2 options. In no way, shape or form is Kelly giving me more hope than Shanahan would have. NONE

 

[yseJ]

Btw why is Garnett still not signed with like a couple of days left till TC?

 

[Bryan Danielson]

• Week 1 Los Angeles Rams

• Week 2 at Carolina Panthers
  
  
• Week 3at Seattle Seahawks

• Week 4 Dallas Cowboys

• Week 5 Arizona Cardinals

• Week 6 at Buffalo Bills

• Week 7 Tampa Bay Buccaneers

• BYE

• Week 9 New Orleans Saints

• Week 10 at Arizona Cardinals
  
  
• Week 11 New England Patriots

• Week 12 at Miami Dolphins
  
  
• Week 13 at Chicago Bears
  
  
• Week 14 New York Jets

• Week 15 at Atlanta Falcons
  
  
• Week 16 at Los Angeles Rams

• Week 17 Seattle Seahawks

So lets start with the WINS

The Rams.... I honestly think we are better than them.... I dont give fukk!!!

Dallas is Dallas... all bark no bite.... dont see them significantly better

Buffalo is a decent team but they are no world beaters

Buccs.... I can see this being a tough game but I can see us pulling out a win in a close one

Saints are done, probably the worst team in that division

Dolphins...... could probably go either way but again.... no world beaters... believe we could pull out a close one

Bears??? Please give me a fukkING BREAK!!! We dont even have to beat them they'll probably give us the game. I mean far all the talk of how trash we supposed to be, they couldnt even beat this TRASH team last year! And we improved, they didnt.

Jets... I believe they gonna have too much fukkery there, they dont have a QB on they roster better than our 2...

Falcons... JJones will be hard to contain.... but I think we could shock them
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Thats 8 right there

After that, my predictions.... I have a strong feeling we aint getting swept by Hawks or Cards


I wouldnt be shocked if we go 3-3 in our division

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Wow..... yall niccas really think we ASS trash!!!

I think at worse Chip can get 9 games out of us.

I really just believe 3 things;

We aint as bad as peeps believe we are
We may be a sleeper team that shocks some folk
And finally, I really dont think a lot of our comp is gonna be that monsterous or intimidating

I predicted the exact number last year. When everyone was clowning me like yea right, we gonna better than that


my reasoning is the same as last year. Not only have we lost most our team again. But again, we have to learn an entire new system on both sides, get used to a new coach, and play in one of the toughest divisions in the nfl

That's not going to end well

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I predicted the exact number last year. When everyone was clowning me like yea right, we gonna better than that


my reasoning is the same as last year. Not only have we lost most our team again. But again, we have to learn an entire new system on both sides, get used to a new coach, and play in one of the toughest divisions in the nfl

That's not going to end well

We didnt loose as much as we did last year... last year we lost like 25 players.

And we had arguably the WORST Oline in the league with a rookie center, and of the 75 ranked olinemen in the league having the 73rd and 75th starting for us. No one, not even the great Brady himself could've been productive.

I mean cats try to throw it all on Kaep like he was the main problem but then look at our running game? Its not like they was getting off either, we didnt have ONE RB rush for over 500 yards last year. Hyde played 7 games and STILL was our leading rusher at 470

Our COMBINED 10 RBs only were able to muster up 1,091 yards.

KAEP WAS THE THIRD HIGHEST RUSHER ON THE TEAM WITH 253 yards and just 7 short of the second highest rusher.... basically meaning for practically most of season he was the second highest rusher on the team!


AP, Doug Martin and Gurley single handedly had more rushing yards they all 10 of our RBS combined!!


I just dont believe with this better Oline that will happen again.... and that better Oline will help the running game, which will help the passing game!

Going through 8 RBs in a season isnt an NFL norm.... that was just a weird anomaly

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Cats LOVE to talk about our QB's and bury one of them but NOOOOOOO ONE ever wants to talk about our 10 RB's we went through


Carlos Hyde
Shaun Draughn
Mike Davis
DuJuan Harris
Jarryd Hayne
Kendall Gaskins
Reggie Bush
Travaris Cadet
Bruce Miller
Pierre Thomas

How many other teams is going through RB's like we did last year? All or most of the successful one had atleast they top 2 from Game one to they final game whether it was Week 17 or the SB

1091 yards between 10 guys is UNACCEPTABLE.... but I dont hear no anger and wanting to replace them.

 

[South Paw]

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Thats 8 right there

After that, my predictions.... I have a strong feeling we aint getting swept by Hawks or Cards


I wouldnt be shocked if we go 3-3 in our division

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

I'm like 90% sure that the reports that Chip Kelly favors Gabbert are bullshyt. Gabbert will be a great back up but Chip riding with Kaep to start the season.

Both are projects. But if they both played their absolute best, Kaep would be the better more dynamic player.
Chip believes his offensive mind is gods gift to football , there's no doubt that he believes that he is the answer to returning Kaep back to being a star player.

Also Kaep was hurt basically all of the last 2 seasons. nikkas don't want to talk about that tho.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I'm like 90% sure that the reports that Chip Kelly favors Gabbert are bullshyt. Gabbert will be a great back up but Chip riding with Kaep to start the season.

Both are projects. But if they both played their absolute best, Kaep would be the better more dynamic player.
Chip believes his offensive mind is gods gift to football , there's no doubt that he believes that he is the answer to returning Kaep back to being a star player.

Also Kaep was hurt basically all of the last 2 seasons. nikkas don't want to talk about that tho.

I dont get how this is even an argument and cats cant see.

Kaep at his best was one PI away from being a SB champ

Gabbert at his best couldnt beat a coked out Johnny Manziel who didnt even study the playbook they week prior and was sniff coke out the ass crack of whores

 

[FaTaL]

The bullshyt of getting to the playoffs before rg3 decided he wanted to be the next Payton manning?


I don't give a fukk about that. He obviously can still coach football and run the correct plays to win games. It wasn't like it was between Belichick and shanahan


We had 2 options. In no way, shape or form is Kelly giving me more hope than Shanahan would have. NONE

He can not coach football, his record in was very clear he was out of touch with the game and it didn't help that he decided to set wash on fire before getting canned.

 

[yseJ]

I dont get how this is even an argument and cats cant see.

Kaep at his best was one PI away from being a SB champ

Gabbert at his best couldnt beat a coked out Johnny Manziel who didnt even study the playbook they week prior and was sniff coke out the ass crack of whores

say breh if gabbert is the starter will you curb your projected win total ?

 

[Bryan Danielson]

say breh if gabbert is the starter will you curb your projected win total ?

4-12 BAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[yseJ]

4-12 BAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEEEE

I see youre still attached to kaep emotionally.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I see youre still attached to kaep emotionally.

silly pic.....

exaggerated post

usage of silly smileys

Did that really go over your head that I was being sarcastic and joking Sweetheart?

Again.... lets recap.... 10 RB's 1091 combined yards

 

[yseJ]

silly pic.....

exaggerated post

usage of silly smileys

Did that really go over your head that I was being sarcastic and joking Sweetheart?

Again.... lets recap.... 10 RB's 1091 combined yards

I never know with you breh my bad