watched this last weekend.
first Modern DC superhero movie I've seen that wasn't a batman movie
worst superhero movie I've seen that wasn't' the Captain America or Dr. Strange movies from the 80s/70s. Condorman was better than this.
For real. You can't say it was "Good", you can only say "It wasn't that bad "
Hell, my girl agreed that you could've replaced Wonder Woman with the 12 year old Molly Hayes from Runaways and had the exact same movie.
Props on the "Empowerment" shyt they had going, but Diana is a superpowered sheltered preteen with morals.
shyt was like 45 minutes too long, main villain was an ass pull, village scene was GREAT. But.... they needed to chill with the Power Ranger posing. And what was with that Jesus on the cross shyt?
Ares was basically-
okay, I'm not gonna go into too many Marvel analogies here. But my Girl Power comic loving ass shouldn't be looking at a DC movie and making Marvel movie analogies. Nobody should.
Anyway, loved the sets and ambiance, hated the deaths, hated the main villain, hated the fights with the slow mo and all except for the village raid scene.
Nah, I don't hate them. I just don't care.
3/5
Do I wanna fukk Dr. Poison? Yes. But you shouldn't be suprised by this.
first Modern DC superhero movie I've seen that wasn't a batman movie
worst superhero movie I've seen that wasn't' the Captain America or Dr. Strange movies from the 80s/70s. Condorman was better than this.
For real. You can't say it was "Good", you can only say "It wasn't that bad "
Hell, my girl agreed that you could've replaced Wonder Woman with the 12 year old Molly Hayes from Runaways and had the exact same movie.
Props on the "Empowerment" shyt they had going, but Diana is a superpowered sheltered preteen with morals.
shyt was like 45 minutes too long, main villain was an ass pull, village scene was GREAT. But.... they needed to chill with the Power Ranger posing. And what was with that Jesus on the cross shyt?
Ares was basically-
okay, I'm not gonna go into too many Marvel analogies here. But my Girl Power comic loving ass shouldn't be looking at a DC movie and making Marvel movie analogies. Nobody should.
Anyway, loved the sets and ambiance, hated the deaths, hated the main villain, hated the fights with the slow mo and all except for the village raid scene.
Nah, I don't hate them. I just don't care.
3/5
Do I wanna fukk Dr. Poison? Yes. But you shouldn't be suprised by this.