*****Official Weird/Worthless Olympic Sports Thread*****

[Numpsay]

wait, the mens team didn't make the Olympics?

the fukk?

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Morgan brought down in the box but the ref is unmoved, swift French justice to the Californian who lies dazed in the box. Game continues.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Was that French bird crying?

If I was gaffer I'd told her, "Il n'y a pas de pleurer dans le football!"

Get real Tom Hanks on that bytch.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Morgan with the brace now. 4-2

Fans clamoring for a Sydney Leroux appearance.

 

[concise]

The deferrence to vets in the women's team is ridiculous and has been for some time.

I guess they're going to make Leroux wait, like Morgan did.

 

[phillycavsfan]

Rodriguez

Pia

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Brave from Hope Solo there as she climbs and plucks a cross out of the sky and comes crashing to the ground, 1.5 feet by my approximation. She looks shaken but carries on.

Morgan off, Rodriguez on (???). The sub looked very white so I could be wrong.

 

[superunknown23]

men's soccer should be up in here too.
totally worthless

 

[Roaden Polynice]

men's soccer should be up in here too.
totally worthless

I refer you to post #21, line 1, section 2.

 

[phillycavsfan]

Syd!!!!!

Out for Rapinoe.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

And here we are folks, Sydney Leroux on for Rapinoe. The Coli stands rapt. Mastermind weeps silently in the corner.

 

[concise]

Leroux in

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Decent match to be sure I was scared for a moment.

Well tomorrow we'll back then for the men's? Think I'm gonna be watching Spain v. Japan and Great Britain v. Senegal.

 

[concise]

USA's next 2 matches are cakewalks.
until the semifinal


bring on the shooting, archery, and fencing!

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Archery comes on at 2 in the morning for me. Only a morning session on the 27th

That badminton is a hard sell too. From a logistical standpoint this will take some effort in order to watch as much as possible. Thank fukk I have nothing to do at the moment.