Roaden Polynice
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Swag was thru the roof on this one:
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*****Official Weird/Worthless Olympic Sports Thread*****
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Roaden Polynice
Superstar
I thought this would help the people out, the best and most all-encompassing Olympics schedule:
Olympic Event Schedules & Results | NBC Olympics
Today, we watch women's football, and thus it begins. Let's get weird.
#USWNT
Dunno why I did a hashtag.
Olympic Event Schedules & Results | NBC Olympics
Today, we watch women's football, and thus it begins. Let's get weird.
#USWNT
Dunno why I did a hashtag.
Thread for:
Archery
Badminton
Canoeing
Biking
Swordfighting
Field Hockey
Handball
Judo
Basketball
Rowing
Shooting
Table Tennis
Water Polo
Volleyball
fukk all that other shyt.
Time for some handball and archery
BBC News - Pregnant Malaysian shooter eyes Olympic gold
If a pregnant Malaysian woman can make it, why can't some of the marksmen in the hood make it?
Kunty McPhuck
Scust Szn has Returned
BBC News - Pregnant Malaysian shooter eyes Olympic gold
If a pregnant Malaysian woman can make it, why can't some of the marksmen in the hood make it?
Coz they give you a limit on how many bullets you can spray in competition.
They need to add the tug-of-war back into the Olympics 
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
Criteria for determination of worth of an Olympic sport: If the sport has a title/prize greater than a gold medal, (thus: basketball, soccer, boxing, and tennis, are worthless).
If a medal is presented on the first day of the first proceedings of the event, the event is worthless, (thus: trampoline, track n field, taekwondo, pentathlon, diving, triathlon, weightlifting, swimming, shooting, judo, fencing, cycling, archery) (Note, this does not mean the event is not fun, see: TRAMPOLINE (!!!!?!?!))
The list then of worthwhile Olympic sports reads as such:
Badminton, beach volleyball, canoe, field hockey, gymnastics, handball, sync. swimming, table tennis, volleyball, water polo.
Unfortunately many of these sports fall under the weird category which could be synonymous with 'not a sport' or 'barely a sport' or 'the fukk?':
Badminton, table tennis, water polo, handball, shooting, trampoline, field hockey, swords.
Indeed I have realized that you could make the argument for any sport being weird and/or worthless. If not sure just post in here
If a medal is presented on the first day of the first proceedings of the event, the event is worthless, (thus: trampoline, track n field, taekwondo, pentathlon, diving, triathlon, weightlifting, swimming, shooting, judo, fencing, cycling, archery) (Note, this does not mean the event is not fun, see: TRAMPOLINE (!!!!?!?!))
The list then of worthwhile Olympic sports reads as such:
Badminton, beach volleyball, canoe, field hockey, gymnastics, handball, sync. swimming, table tennis, volleyball, water polo.
Unfortunately many of these sports fall under the weird category which could be synonymous with 'not a sport' or 'barely a sport' or 'the fukk?':
Badminton, table tennis, water polo, handball, shooting, trampoline, field hockey, swords.
Indeed I have realized that you could make the argument for any sport being weird and/or worthless. If not sure just post in here
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
Oh...some French woman with a screamer!!!
Solo should have done better there
Gaetane Thiney apparently
Solo should have done better there
Gaetane Thiney apparently
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
France up 2 nil now, USA off to a rocky start.
First game jitters methinks. France dominant.
First game jitters methinks. France dominant.
Damn, France up 2-0. 
But that means the USA's gonna need strikers subbing in later. Miss Leroux bout to shine.
But that means the USA's gonna need strikers subbing in later. Miss Leroux bout to shine.
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
2-1 now
WAMBACH THE GAWWWD
(^^implying she's a man)
WAMBACH THE GAWWWD
(^^implying she's a man)
Another USA game, another Abby header. 
Sam Peel
Banned
2-1 now.
