*****Official Weird/Worthless Olympic Sports Thread*****

[Poppa_Dock]

Coz they give you a limit on how many bullets you can spray in competition.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Both teams striving to get a foothold. Penetrative (*wink* *wink* *nudge*) runs and passes aren't really coming to much for both squads.

U-S-A chants fill the concave stadium for a brief time, all 150 USA supporters cheering their heart out.

The pitch? Immaculate.

 

[yoyoyo1]

order is restored

 

[Sam Peel]

 

[phillycavsfan]

The French defense on that goal

 

[Roaden Polynice]

GOOOOOOLLLLL ALEX MORGAN

Route one football. Hope Solo delivers from a long free kick and no one on France deals with it as Morgan nips in and dinks over the France keeper. Insouciant, like Carlos Vela in his prime.

Game on. 2-2

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Good chance for Delie there, almost had a brace to her name. France have been linking up nicely it must be said.

 

[phillycavsfan]

This Delie chick is owning our backline.

 

[concise]

USA looking quite trash

Bompastor
Delie
Thomis

 

[phillycavsfan]

How is that not a penalty?

 

[Roaden Polynice]

That looked like a penalty shout from Alex Morgan. Upon further review ref got it spot on it looks, ball won...which is frankly amazing because the ref was some distance away. Morgan showing good pace.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

US ALMOST GO AHEAD...

cleared off the line though by France. Forward thinking start to the half by the USA.

 

[Sam Peel]

3-2 USA

 

[Roaden Polynice]

USA USA USA

A wonderful strike from Lloyd outside the 18 with Rapinoe as the main architect.

3-2, France on the ropes.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Rapinoe is raping France's left side