Oh ra$$hole...I am dying...Imagine dying for this fool?!??
Like, really giving your life for Trump. A dude who isn’t even going to send your family a letter.
You get to what you believe to be gates of Heaven. You’re all MAGA dripped out in a fluorescent MAGA robe, and some Vans. You casually stroll up to St. Peter awaiting to take your place among the eternals, and he’s like, “fukk was you thinking ?”
“This ain’t no funeral home !”