Official Tour de France Thread [Crash Fuccery]

[Liu Kang]

Lol, why did I even hope for something else. Poor Kamna though, he was like 50 meters from winning this

 

[Tallac]

Pogacar That boy is too good. Did you see the look at the end? He makes it look so easy.

Just like Armstrong when he used to son my boy Ulrich

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Meintjes said phuck it I'll run the last 200m

 

[Jean toomer]

Pogacar built different.
Looked back at mans like

 

[Jean toomer]

Meintjes said phuck it I'll run the last 200m

Inhabited by the ghost of froome

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Inhabited by the ghost of froome

Both South African educated too.

 

[Liu Kang]

Pogacar That boy is too good. Did you see the look at the end? He makes it look so easy.

Just like Armstrong when he used to son my boy Ulrich

I was stanning Team Telekom back then too, man how much I hated Armstrong during those days... Still furious at that look he gave to Jan

 

[Tallac]

I was stanning Team Telekom back then too, man how much I hated Armstrong during those days... Still furious at that look he gave to Jan

Tell me about it. I was Team Telekom with Zabel, my sprinter. Ulrich remains my favorite rider, even if I used to love Virenque, Pantani, Jalabert, pretty much everybody who could beat Armstrong
Yeah, I know they were all doping, but I didn't care

 

[Remote]

Who was the guy who was carrying Pogacar near the end?
He pulled aside and waved for Pogacar to go for it.

Was it Bennett?
I don't know who it was. But he was breathing HARD. And I'm watching Pogacar right behind him breathing normally. Hell yeah I'm thinking this MF is on the juice. He wasn't struggling at all. Get the fukk out my face with that bullshyt.

 

[Remote]

It was Majka

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I was stanning Team Telekom back then too, man how much I hated Armstrong during those days... Still furious at that look he gave to Jan

Armstrong been helping out Jan in recent times. He turned up for an episode of Lance's podcast when they were in Spain/Mediterranean last year.

Speaking about Lance's podcast it has got to be the most juiced up podcast in podcasts history. Lance Bruyneel couple of other US Postal riders.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Who was the guy who was carrying Pogacar near the end?
He pulled aside and waved for Pogacar to go for it.

Was it Bennett?
I don't know who it was. But he was breathing HARD. And I'm watching Pogacar right behind him breathing normally. Hell yeah I'm thinking this MF is on the juice. He wasn't struggling at all. Get the fukk out my face with that bullshyt.

Majka. The same guy who helped Pogacar terrorise the Tour of Slovenia.

 

[Liu Kang]

Armstrong been helping out Jan in recent times. He turned up for an episode of Lance's podcast when they were in Spain/Mediterranean last year.

Speaking about Lance's podcast it has got to be the most juiced up podcast in podcasts history. Lance Bruyneel couple of other US Postal riders.

Yeah he's been good with him helping Jan with his drinking issues. Armstrong is more likeable now but back then he was a true POS

 

[CSquare43]

Pogacar That boy is too good. Did you see the look at the end? He makes it look so easy.

Just like Armstrong when he used to son my boy Ulrich

Them US Postal days....

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Them US Postal days....

They lived up to their name dropping off packages here there everywhere.