Man, if you knew the fukkery that is Guadeloupean cycling. Dudes popping with higher hematocrit than '96 Riis. Literally.
Official Tour de France Thread [Crash Fuccery]
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Hail the victors
One of my favorite days of the tour.
A great tour this year.
Wout Van Aert is a beast.
Jonas Vingegaard got that early yellow and held it because he had a better team around him.
I still think Tadej Pogacar is the man to beat going forward.
Primoz Roglic might need to find another team. Vingegawd has the juice now.
Can someone explain to me why people think Quinn Simmons got next as an American rider? First off, he looks like a douchebag and there's just something about him that I don't like. And secondly, he can't climb for shyt.
Wout Van Aert is a beast.
Jonas Vingegaard got that early yellow and held it because he had a better team around him.
I still think Tadej Pogacar is the man to beat going forward.
Primoz Roglic might need to find another team. Vingegawd has the juice now.
Can someone explain to me why people think Quinn Simmons got next as an American rider? First off, he looks like a douchebag and there's just something about him that I don't like. And secondly, he can't climb for shyt.
Kunty McPhuck
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Quinn Simmons
A) He's 21 and has a good junior palmares.
B) He's MAGA
C) He's at Trek
D) He's MAGA
E) He's won 2 KOTM jerseys at 2 good 1 week tour races this season so it would suggest he's trending up.
F) They need a new star since TJ retired
G) He's MAGA
American cyclist's black hand emoji in response to Trump bashing reason for indefinite suspension, team says
American cyclist Quinn Simmons was indefinitely suspended over a Twitter conversation in a way the team “felt was conduct unbefitting a Trek athlete” and not for his apparent support for President Trump, the team Trek-Segafredo said Thursday.
www.foxnews.com
Quinn Simmons says he did not deserve to be suspended over black hand emoji incident
The American says it wasn't a racial issue until the internet made it a racial issue
www.cyclingweekly.com
fukk that guy.Quinn Simmons
A) He's 21 and has a good junior palmares.
B) He's MAGA
C) He's at Trek
D) He's MAGA
E) He's won 2 KOTM jerseys at 2 good 1 week tour races this season so it would suggest he's trending up.
F) They need a new star since TJ retired
G) He's MAGA
American cyclist's black hand emoji in response to Trump bashing reason for indefinite suspension, team says
American cyclist Quinn Simmons was indefinitely suspended over a Twitter conversation in a way the team “felt was conduct unbefitting a Trek athlete” and not for his apparent support for President Trump, the team Trek-Segafredo said Thursday.
Quinn Simmons says he did not deserve to be suspended over black hand emoji incident
The American says it wasn't a racial issue until the internet made it a racial issue
Nairo Quintana disqualified from 2022 Tour de France for drug infringement
Colombian rider Nairo Quintana is disqualified from the 2022 Tour de France for an in-competition drug infringement, the UCI has announced.
www.bbc.co.uk
So they got the Colombian.Nairo Quintana disqualified from 2022 Tour de France for drug infringement
Colombian rider Nairo Quintana is disqualified from the 2022 Tour de France for an in-competition drug infringement, the UCI has announced.www.bbc.co.uk
But no way he’s the only one.
When are they gonna rat out these white riders?
Look how long Lance went. Those teams are like the Mafia.
to the cycling brehs for making
Kunty McPhuck
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Nairo. No wonder his form looked off in the mountains. 
I thought this was about Superman Lopez
Miguel Angel Lopez being investigated as part of doping probe in Spain
Astana Qazaqstan has suspended Colombian rider while “circumstances of the case are clarified”
He's back racing now
Miguel Angel Lopez set to return to racing as Astana lift suspension after drug trafficking allegations
Astana Qazaqstan have lifted Miguel Angel Lopez's suspension after an investigation into drug trafficking allegations ended in an "absence of findings".
www.eurosport.com
Kunty McPhuck
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2 massive races starting over the next 2 days.
Tomorrow the biggest u23 stage race kicks off tomorrow. Tour de l'avenir for the next 10 days. 9 stages and 1 rest day.
Here's some of the past recent winners
And then the Vuelta starts on Friday.
Tomorrow the biggest u23 stage race kicks off tomorrow. Tour de l'avenir for the next 10 days. 9 stages and 1 rest day.
Here's some of the past recent winners
And then the Vuelta starts on Friday.
He could do anything