Official thread on Michael Bay's TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES movie

[Ricky Church]

the look like 4 ninja shreks.

 

[Dank Hill]

fukk a m.bay tmnt, where that full length nikka turtle movie at?

 

[Panther]

I pray this isnt terrible.... Im trying not to get my hopes up.... But its the turtles

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Yeah fat chance on me paying for this shyt

 

[Niggthaniel Essex]

Michelangelo being aloof and Donatello rocking some tech, I dig that at least.

Shredder being a white dude apparently?

But for real, Raphael better be an a$$hole though

 

[Pool_Shark]

My son loves the cartoon, we're going to see it at theatres. I don't know that movie that came out a few years ago was good. On the subject I don't know whose idea it was to make nun chuks kids toys

 

[1ncognegro]

I dont know.....I....I just dont know about this. Im torn. Hollywood has been fukking up all my childhood shyt. GI Joe, Transformers, and now this. They look like roided fukking wrestlers. Did nikkas forget that the turtles ARE fukkING NINJAS!!!! I hope they wont green light that Thundercats movie. My heart cant take it

 

[Crakface]

These new turtles look like crackbabies.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

here's a question i haven't seen anybody ever ask

WHERE THE fukk IS SPLINTER???

 

[One4Deuce]

I don't give a fukk, I will be seeing this and I will be trying my best to enjoy it. I loved the turtles growing up.

 

[ThaGlow]

Guns in a TMNT movie?

 

[Stinky Diver]

Guns in a TMNT movie?

AK 47's &
White people naming themselves Oroku Saki on deck.

Summer Blockbuster bruh.

 

[Hersh]

YouTube link plz

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Will We Ever See Beebop, Rocksteady And Krang In A fukking Ninja Turtles Movie In Our Lifetime?

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

Wtf why do the turtles have human faces now???

Probably the same reason they've always had human-like arms and legs

nikkas don't even like a LITTLE bit of change....damn

Anyway......Michael Bay's name is attached to this movie, so unfortunately it's gonna get shat on no matter what