Official 'The Eternals' Thread

[South Paw]

hey @South Paw

On sight

 

[Geek Nasty]

the only endearing character in the group really. no one else even had cool powers if we're being honest. Phastos could have been really cool, but meh. Druig's mind control was decent. We've seen laser eyes, and it'll be better once Cyclops comes over. Angelina's character was overrated in every aspect, Sersi touched shyt, Gilgamesh punched shyt, Kumail made little "pew pew" finger guns, and Sprite did some cool shyt i guess. Probably forgetting one of em, don't even care.

My problem with the movie, they didn't really have a good origin setup to make you care about any of them. I think this should have been a trilogy but they probably didn't have enough story to stretch it out that long.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

oh yea. blanking on her name completely. let's call her Carmac. Sersi just got Carmac's powers to touch shyt and turn shyt into other shyt or something. and she talks to big red.

Healing. Her power was healing people. Jemma Chan’s power was manipulating matter into something else.

 

[8WON6]

This movie, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow are still better than….

you know what

fukk this…. I’m not doing this


The Cappin is ridiculous, everyone really all know what it is

i'ma have to go back and rewatch captain marvel. i didn't think it was great, but people were calling it dogshyt. I don't remember it being that bad.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

On sight

 

[South Paw]

 

[Rekkapryde]

Angelina still lookin delicious.....wish she would eat more tho

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I just found out The Eternals was supposed to be in an ep on Moonknight.

man it’s crazy how Covid really did throw so many of Marvel plans off lol

 

[pez]

I just found out The Eternals was supposed to be in an ep on Moonknight.

man it’s crazy how Covid really did throw so many of Marvel plans off lol

Would've been dope. Probably in the council trial.

 

[Warren Peace]

why the only black guy was gay and the only black chick was simping over mind controlling school shooter eternal?



And why the sumerians from 2,000 years ago just look like beige ass cacs?

 

[Bryan Danielson]

why the only black guy was gay and the only black chick was simping over mind controlling school shooter eternal?



And why the sumerians from 2,000 years ago just look like beige ass cacs?

There is no answer one can give…. That’s going to satisfy you or quell your anger

 

[Warren Peace]

There is no answer one can give…. That’s going to satisfy you or quell your anger

of course not nikka i'm venting

it's rhetorical.

 

[Bboystyle]

This shyt was mediocre at best. Literally dont give two shyts about any of the characters

 

[Bryan Danielson]

This shyt was mediocre at best. Literally dont give two shyts about any of the characters

 

[SunZoo]

Would've been dope. Probably in the council trial.

I think Kingo was supposed to appear in MK in one of the egyptian scenes but that put them wayyyyy over budget.