Official SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING Thread

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Should have stomped his happy meal eating ass out Ahk!
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Lol. I wanted too. He wasnt a small chubby dude either, so the feeling woulda been that much more satisfying. Even waited in the bathroom for this clown hoping he would say something to me, but in hindsight, I probably did the right thing by not making the first move. I was solo, I stuck out like a sore thumb being a 6'3" dread wearing a muscle shirt, and I hit that theatre pretty often.

But I dont wanna ever hear sh*t about n*ggas talking and fukking up movies when I had to sit next to some grafted ass devil spitting on the floor, tossing empty soda cups on the floor, and literally wishing death to characters in the movie just cuz they wasnt white.

Like, who the fukk goes to a midnight showing of a Spider-Man movie to be miserable and revel in racism?? :what:
 
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Great film and probably challenges for the top spot in the MCU for me. Will need to see it again to make sure.

I can't stress how refreshing it was to have a grounded, street level super hero flick again, without a giant monster/alien or a big colorful CGI fest with city-wide destruction at the end.

There were so many small things about living in a world with super heroes that they tackled, both from the criminals and Spidey's POV. They answered a bunch of "what would happen if" questions for me, and spent a lot of time fleshing out stuff that comic book movies, especially Spider-man films, tend to skim through. It really felt like someone watched all of the Spidey films, jotted down what wasn't covered, and said lets build a film around that, rather than trying to hit big moment after big moment. The small moments were really fun to watch, like how boring and uneventful it can be as as street level hero, especially in the New York of 2017, that's nowhere hear as crime ridden as the 80s. I always felt like going around looking for crime might be really hard, and they touched on that, even to the point of Spidey fukking up by looking into what wasn't there.

I don't watch the Netflix shows so I have no idea how much they touch on it, but I loved the core business of The Vulture, and how it's seen as small time stuff by the heavy hitters in the Avengers, and that is what makes the criminals feel comfortable enough to work in that small bubble.

I'm not a Spider-man purist like many in here, so I also enjoyed how much he got his ass kicked and failed. He's still a kid, he's still learning, he's overconfident at times, and he's afraid at times. It made almost mundane moments for him exciting to watch, like scaling something really tall. I even liked how Tony had his stamp all over him, which I know many Spidey fans hate. But for me, it all made his little moments of heroism more enjoyable, as well as at least two of the decisions he makes towards the end that highlight who he is without Tony's help. Tony, and the world of the MCU, was really implemented well overall.

I also was really feeling Michael Keaton's performance. He felt like a blue collar version of Walter White, with a motivation I could fukk with that wasn't about world destruction. And just focusing on the action, his suit was devastating in a way I didn't expect. All of the villains really packed a punch, which again was refreshing to see since I was expecting them to be pushovers because they weren't giant aliens with magic powers. So yeah, they really nailed the villain(s) this time around.

School stuff was dope, Aunt May stuff was dope, Donald Glover, dope, Hannibal Burress, dope, Karren, dope. Dope shyt left and right, really.

On first watch, I'm feeling a very enthusiastic 9/10.

I'm expecting this to be good now.I always trust your reviews:salute:
 

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And regarding WS, This one almost did. Spiderman is INHERENTLY a more interesting character than Captain Boyscout. Hell, i can imagine myself wanting to watch this WAY before winter soldier.

The next spiderman probably will surpass it.

Say word. And thats no diss to Cap its just one character is created specifically to be more interesting than him because Stan and Steve wanted something different. And yeah the way it ended with he and Tony was perfect and the way it always should've ended. It's the way Bendis and whomever else contributed to that relationship should've always made it. And the allusions and juxtapositions to the first iron man flick were nice touches as well.
 
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I cant see any MCU movie topping Winter Soldier. That shyt was damn near perfect.

I was hoping there would be some Ant-Man and Wasp references in this, but I dont recall seeing any.
There kinda was
When Ganke asked if Peter could summon spiders
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And regarding WS, This one almost did. Spiderman is INHERENTLY a more interesting character than Captain Boyscout. Hell, i can imagine myself wanting to watch this WAY before winter soldier.

The next spiderman probably will surpass it.


I agree Spider-Man has more depth as a character than Cap, but Cap's persona lends itself to much better overall theme possibilities on screen.

I wanted there to be some connection to Ant-Man cuz it seems like there's no naturally fluid connection between him and the other movies. No mentions of Hank Pym, no teaser post credit scenes or cameos in other flicks. He's the only character in the MCU with no connecting fibers outside Civil War.
 

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Random but I think the funniest moment in the movie for me was outside the Washington Monument.

Michelle: I don't celebrate anything that was built on the backs of slaves:birdman:

Coach: :whoa:It wasn't built by sla..

Park police: :patrice:

Coach: :to:

That and "enhanced interrogation mode" were my favorite parts of the movie.:russ:
 

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I agree Spider-Man has more depth as a character than Cap, but Cap's persona lends itself to much better overall theme possibilities on screen.

I wanted there to be some connection to Ant-Man cuz it seems like there's no naturally fluid connection between him and the other movies. No mentions of Hank Pym, no teaser post credit scenes or cameos in other flicks. He's the only character in the MCU with no connecting fibers outside Civil War.

You don't need that tho. You need to let his story be self contained right now because he's a street level guy dealing with Queens. Ant man aint in queens so he doesn't need to be a part of the story. You tell a self contained story first and you pepper in stuff that makes sense. Spidey isn't a team player man he doesn't need connections outside of civil war really. it makes sense the only person he'd be cool with at the moment would be the guy who recruited him. Other than that, the rest of them wanting to deal with a 15 year old seems...weird :russ: at the moment at least. Now had you said Doc Strange? I'd maybe get on board with that but this works.
 

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I absolutely adored the multi cultural cast! Don't think I mentioned that :lolbron:

Except flash. Not because of his race,I just don't understand what they were doing with him as a character.

The big popular jock or the lumbering fat bully who picks on nerds are kind of outdated archetypes, but the cocky privileged rich kid who looks like a little shyt (ie Donald Trump, Martin Shkreli, etc.) and hates being upstaged is more of what you would see today
 

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:ld: thats pretty shaky.

Might as well have said we ignored it for theatrical reasons.


There's a lot of things that can be legitimately held against this movie.
Yeah, they def held his spider sense back to cyse IronMan/Tony even more. Would have been nice to have it "appear" during his final battle with Keaton though.

Give it a B+/A- on first viewing. Wasn't a fan of the whole high school spidey at first, but I think they executed it really well.

Pros
Holland was good
Keaton was :wow:
Vulture suit was dope. Prob the best villain so far in the MCU which is ridiculous just typing.
Car Scene with Keaton and Holland was done masterfully.
Learning of the suit's capabilities

Cons
Could've fleshed out Aunt May a lil more (Tomei still looks good in the face, but her body is nonexistent now :to: )
Point of Donald Glover's character?
The MJ cyse :beli:
No spider sense. :dahell:
Suit was too Iron Mannish 2 me.

Is it me or does Gwyneth Paltrow clean herself up really well. She be looking good as fukk in these movies :wtf:
 

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Yeah, they def held his spider sense back to cyse IronMan/Tony even more. Would have been nice to have it "appear" during his final battle with Keaton though.

Give it a B+/A- on first viewing. Wasn't a fan of the whole high school spidey at first, but I think they executed it really well.

Pros
Holland was good
Keaton was :wow:
Vulture suit was dope. Prob the best villain so far in the MCU which is ridiculous just typing.
Car Scene with Keaton and Holland was done masterfully.
Learning of the suit's capabilities

Cons
Could've fleshed out Aunt May a lil more (Tomei still looks good in the face, but her body is nonexistent now :to: )
Point of Donald Glover's character?
The MJ cyse :beli:
No spider sense. :dahell:
Suit was too Iron Mannish 2 me.

Is it me or does Gwyneth Paltrow clean herself up really well. She be looking good as fukk in these movies :wtf:

word.

Paltrow in a movie:shaq::ohlawd:

Paltrow not in a movie:scust::scusthov:
 
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