Official "Spider-Man 3: No Way Home" Thread (OPEN SPOILERS)

[MartyMcFly]

This is a terrible, nonsensical comparison because:

1. There is only one version of "The Godfather" or "Casino". People either seen them, or they haven't.

Spider-Man has been rebooted three fukking times in the last 20 years.

So if you ask people "have you seen the Spider-Man movies?"....they aren't gonna know which, until you specify.

And, outliers aside, their preferences are most likely going to fall along generational lines.

Not sure why this is such a mind blowing concept.

2. If a young cinephile asked me for movie suggestions...."Casino" and "Godfather" would be at the top of the list.

You know what wouldn't be at the top of the list? A comic book trilogy from 20 years ago. It wouldn't even crack the top 200.

I mean....the fact that you took me saying "young people probably don't give a fukk about a comic movie franchise from 20 years ago, that has been rebooted twice in their life time"....

You took that and somehow turned it into "young people shouldn't (or don't) check for old classics."

Cool.

The theater I went to mostly had younger people, so the biggest reactions were Daredevil and Andrew Garfield.

Tobey was literally

status.

I know buddy is probably reading this like

but I have zero reason to lie.

Who the fukk would even lie about something like this?

Fred.

 

[Deltron]

but that smiley of the GOAT...homie don't age

 

[Breh Obama]

We needed you, as in past tense. That trumps what you need. It’s too late, buddy. Sorry. You know what I need? You know what I need? I need a shave. I don’t believe I ever remember telling you this… What we needed was a suit of armor around the thread! Remember that? Whether it impacted our precious freedoms or not, that’s what we needed! I said we’d lose. You said, ‘We’ll do that together, too.’ Guess what, @Breh Obama ? We lost. And you weren’t there. But that’s what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We’re the A-vengers? Not the pre-vengers, right? I got nothin’ for you,@Breh Obama ! I’ve got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options! No trust — liar.”

@Bryan Danielson is the one that's supposed to keep everyone in check

 

[humminbird]

We needed you, as in past tense. That trumps what you need. It’s too late, buddy. Sorry. You know what I need? You know what I need? I need a shave. I don’t believe I ever remember telling you this… What we needed was a suit of armor around the thread! Remember that? Whether it impacted our precious freedoms or not, that’s what we needed! I said we’d lose. You said, ‘We’ll do that together, too.’ Guess what, @Breh Obama ? We lost. And you weren’t there. But that’s what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We’re the A-vengers? Not the pre-vengers, right? I got nothin’ for you,@Breh Obama ! I’ve got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options! No trust — liar.”

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

Why does it matter who got the biggest applause !

idk why this dude is SEETHING whether Tobey or Andrew got cheered more?

like seriously of all the things to get mad about...my spiderman got cheered over your spiderman NUH-UH you're a liar

and there's multiple posts of this shyt

what the fukk

I never even knew audience reactions being needed was a thing. I wish da fukk I would go to a theater to watch a movie only to constantly look around to see who's responding to what and how. shyt makes zero sense to me. Some of these dudes are weird as fukk.

 

[robb]

i mean i have yet to see the tobey venom movie from the 1st trilogy. And have yet to see any of the garfield spidey flicks.
I highly enjoyed all 3 spideys together on screen, even not ever seeing Garfield before,

 

[stepbackj34spud]

This is a terrible, nonsensical comparison because:

1. There is only one version of "The Godfather" or "Casino". People either seen them, or they haven't.

Spider-Man has been rebooted three fukking times in the last 20 years.

So if you ask people "have you seen the Spider-Man movies?"....they aren't gonna know which, until you specify.

And, outliers aside, their preferences are most likely going to fall along generational lines.

Not sure why this is such a mind blowing concept.

2. If a young cinephile asked me for movie suggestions...."Casino" and "Godfather" would be at the top of the list.

You know what wouldn't be at the top of the list? A comic book trilogy from 20 years ago. It wouldn't even crack the top 200.

I mean....the fact that you took me saying "young people probably don't give a fukk about a comic movie franchise from 20 years ago, that has been rebooted twice in their life time"....

You took that and somehow turned it into "young people shouldn't (or don't) check for old classics."

Cool.

The theater I went to mostly had younger people, so the biggest reactions were Daredevil and Andrew Garfield.

Tobey was literally

status.

I know buddy is probably reading this like

but I have zero reason to lie.

Who the fukk would even lie about something like this?

Fred.

Terrible response.

Mass Effect 1>Mass Effect 2.

 

[Emoryal]

Dafoe really saved this move

 

[Recca Gatsby]

De La Soul at the end was the cherry on top man. Outstanding.

 

[MartyMcFly]

De La Soul at the end was the cherry on top man. Outstanding.

De la Soul is eternal

 

[kdslittlebro]

I got this shyt on mute and still know exactly what it is

 

[Lootpack]

 

[stepbackj34spud]

but that smiley of the GOAT...homie don't age

the circle jerk continues.

Dude responded with 20 smilies and expected me to respond or read that crap.

The nikka is literally the one who said “young people/people in their 20s” havent seen the older Spiderman movies so they dont know who Tobey Mcguire is. Which is one of the stupidest points anyone here can make. 2 of those movies are regarded as superhero classic.

 

[HipHopStan]

"Strong enough to have it all...TOO WEAK TO TAKE IT!!! " Norman gave @Kevin_Nash a run for his money with that jackknife powerbomb on Peter Parker.

 

[MartyMcFly]

the circle jerk continues.

Dude responded with 20 smilies and expected me to respond or read that crap.

The nikka is literally the one who said “young people/people in their 20s” havent seen the older Spiderman movies so they dont know who Tobey Mcguire is. Which is one of the stupidest points anyone here can make. 2 of those movies are regarded as superhero classic.

Man you sound mad. @hex responded to what you said. But the real shyt is just say you want to think what you want to think and nobody will change your mind. Simple as that. Nobody will think less of you and truthfully, you’ll be doing all of us a big favor.

Although, this shyt is comedy right now and the smaller the cloud you’re yelling at gets, the funnier the situation becomes.