official retail/customer service horror stories and ranting

[CASHAPP]

i just quit my fill-in part time job at walgreens. since i already have a full time job i just wanted gas money, but these customers have u day dreaming about stabbing they ass

i had women who would come back and tell me they was overcharge 10 cents on a purchase talking about i need every last of my pennies

then u have nikkas wanting to steal by acting like they are on the phone talking to someone

then u have those fat black chicks with those big ass purses trying to steal pregnancy test and other shyt

u have black kids who can't buy a pack of gum or soda but they have $300 worth of tennis shoes in a bag they just bought

u have the white kids trying to steal cough medicine just to get high

i'm so glad i'm done with that shyt

I warned you remember alot of women you see there constantly dont have any hobbies

 

[Two Stacks]

Brehs I got one:

Coworker: *Helps black customer with beats headphones*

White Customer: Excuse me could you help me? (I hate when these people do this)

Coworker: *Helps white cust, gets called back over by black customer*

WC: "I don't know why they're looking at them, they're just going to play stupid loud rap music on them. They can't even afford that."

Coworker (who is black): :reallyson:

*Black customer and white customer argue*

Black Customer: "Racist bytch!!!!"

White Customer: "At least I can afford to shop here!" *leaves*


Everyone else: :curtis:

 

[Ineedmoney504]

i swear i could fill this thread up wit fukkery that happened to me in my 3 years working at walmart, im a manager now but coming from a heavy customer service, a area where u have to sit down wit a customer and basically build wit them and take they ideas(photo lab) and turn them into something i have dealth wit way to much

customers expecting u to know how to run every machine in the store

me walking to show a customer where a item is and walking pass the fabric table, paint counter, and fish license counter and nobody being in any of those area and all the customers getting made that i dont know how to run those machines when i work in a totally different area(even tho i knew how to run them)

working in layaway in 2011 was the worst tho, it was the first year walmart brought lawaway back and it was nothin but fukkery, losing items, customers going crazy, ms info, stealing going on i left there with so many headaces


now im at a different level and its a different set a problems, im the youngest manager in the store (23) the people in my department (2 white dudes) or much older and i can tel theyl hate taking orders from me, one told me when i first got the postition that he is trying his hardest to get out that area, he still salty about nothin getting the position


and now its more dealing wit the store manager and corporate and making sure the orders that they are giving is followed thru on

 

[shutterguy]

i swear i could fill this thread up wit fukkery that happened to me in my 3 years working at walmart, im a manager now but coming from a heavy customer service, a area where u have to sit down wit a customer and basically build wit them and take they ideas(photo lab) and turn them into something i have dealth wit way to much

customers expecting u to know how to run every machine in the store

me walking to show a customer where a item is and walking pass the fabric table, paint counter, and fish license counter and nobody being in any of those area and all the customers getting made that i dont know how to run those machines when i work in a totally different area(even tho i knew how to run them)

working in layaway in 2011 was the worst tho, it was the first year walmart brought lawaway back and it was nothin but fukkery, losing items, customers going crazy, ms info, stealing going on i left there with so many headaces


now im at a different level and its a different set a problems, im the youngest manager in the store (23) the people in my department (2 white dudes) or much older and i can tel theyl hate taking orders from me, one told me when i first got the postition that he is trying his hardest to get out that area, he still salty about nothin getting the position


and now its more dealing wit the store manager and corporate and making sure the orders that they are giving is followed thru on

Walmart is the king of this stuff, been there over 2 yrs, customers be on some other shyt. Like I work in electronics, the fukk I'm going to know about cutting fabric at 11:30 at night and what the fukk are you making that late at night, with fabric??? And why would I know about any of the food items clear across the store.

Another pain in the ass, people that have their kids that can barely put together full sentences or know any details call for stuff . Like really!!!?? I wanna be like "put your lazy ass parents on the phone!!"

 

[CASHAPP]

This is a list of stuff that happened over the past couple of weeks...its been hard to find time to use the computer...

1. Remember I told you about the level of entitlements with white folks....they can start off nice at the register then turn into vampires....so this tall white lady in her mid 30s i guess had a big order on the "Bag your own" register...she acts regular and nice at the beginning...towards the end she hands me one or two coupons...i notice for one of them when i scan it it says "minimum sale not satisfied". It was like a $10 off coupon for frozen food...and i tell her it has to be $12 or more...she tells me she did get that...im thinking she is gonna show me a couple of frozen foods(its hard to memorize every item) ...she comes to me with some frozen kid treats(i forget what it was) and when i scanned it it was like $11.99....

I repeat that to her and she keeps repeating something like "one penny really???" at first im thinking its just a mutual joke with us...but im smiling when I say "sorry miss i don't know why they do that"...then i realize how quick i feel stupid because she actually isn't smiling and then gives the line we all have heard in this field "Okay so im not gonna take it".

Most of you have heard this line...and understand as any man with pride how it annoys you because you at least want to be asked politely if you can please return something or some form of dignity...im willing to bet most women do this not just because of society and the entiteldness but because they are "afraid" of showing weakness and think any kind of politeness would show that....

Anyway i void it off for her....she pulls out her card and this bytch actually thought i was gonna leave the FROZEN item on my register and i got that "surprised" look when i walked away all the way down to put it in the fridge....i love doing this to women alot because some of them actually have looks of awe as if they expected you to leave it and get in trouble...

so i come back...slowly...im just playing with my coupon folders putting what she gave me inside each...

she asks me "can i swipe now"? I said you can swipe

receipt prints out and I just hand her with the coupon and say nothing to her and just say "Hi how are you to the next customer"...


2. This is something that happened 2 hours ago.....old cac lady came with her mother....at the start of the order didn't get a hi or anything...just told me "don't be afraid to make the bags heavy...as heavy as possible"...okay fine...so while she is finishing up packing thats what im trying to do and its going well in the start....then she finishes packing and is getting ready to take stuff off the rack...

this bytch does what most of our pet peeves are....she starts spinning the rack around before your done and one time when she does this she says to me "this bag can have more stuff in it"...i tell her "miss i haven't finished yet"....so minutes later she continues to spin it around and says something like "I guess you can't understand what packing the bags heavy mean" my voice gets sterner and i say to her "I could do that if you would stop turning the belt around and calm down"...she is wearing sunglasses so its hard to see her expression but she says in a calm way "are you arguing with me"....i guess to instigate

so while there are about 10 items left...while weighing the tomatoes I ACCIDENTALLY also weighed potatoes that she didn't have....ACCIDENTLY put in a quantity of 11 donuts when she had no donuts....and slipping my hand on the "Rolls" button(rolls cost $58 cents each) and putting in 10 of them

so anyway her mother is handling the money....i tell the mother to have a good day....im sure she got a surprise when they went home

 

[CASHAPP]

^Yall think we paranoid when we say white folks having this "power trip" in this work climate..... I find it too ironic that the old white folks always find their way to the line where you bag for them even more if your a Black guy...its like really?

 

[CASHAPP]

Why can't old white people just die out already? It feels like they have been around too long...go away

 

[CASHAPP]

 

[mannyrs13]

sounds like something interesting happened.

 

[Two Stacks]

:pacspit2:

 

[shutterguy]

Dude come in last night with his moms to return a cell phone bought at another Walmart. Complaining that the $25 card won't work with his Android NET10 phone, I look at the fine print inside the flap of the box, says "you cannot use $25 cards with Android NET10 phones, must use $35 cards with data or family plan cards". I show him that and the 1st thing he ask is "why won't it work?" I'm thinking "REALLY!!???"

 

[CASHAPP]

@DrX need your advice on something....

so usually we all run in to all sorts of customers and you get the nice ones who do brighten up your day but it becomes obvious when they are being overlyu cheesy and over the top...

but last tuesday after like 6 pm...this good looking slim black woman with a caesar cut with the typical blonde style of the ceasar came to my line....had a son with her and she was turned putting the stuff up...I did the "hi are you" that I usually do and she responded nicely and said she was really great,etc and how was I...from then on she was kind of energetic....said the usual customer things like how long ive been working tonight and when i started tonight....something like that im paraphrasing...

told her i came in at 4 and she was like oh okay so you just came in,etc....she does the "came in here for one thing,etc" that customers usually do and i think I say i always hear that, and I hear that too much,etc smirking and playing with her...

her receipt printed out and i gave her change back...the other lady behind her is putting her stuff up still but im still looking to read the situation to see if the lady is gonna wiat for me but the lady is still talking and at that point asks me "Can a customer make a suggestion" and i was okay no problem and she starts talking to me for a minute about trying gluten free foods and told me that is what she comes to to get most of when she comes here and I think i said something like what aisle is that usually in ... she then leans over to look at the signs and tells me.....

and im like alright cool....i tell her what she saved and she smiled and thanked me and it wasn't like she was quick or rushing or anything....

went to the end and started bagging...the lady behind her was almost done putting stuff up so i took the time to go to the front end and get some more bags....as i come back and put them on both sides the same lady thanks me and i think she talked about something else but i forgot what it was....i think she went back to the gluten free thing and said she looks for the "udi bread" and things wheat free cause of how she went to the doctor in the past and started blowing up..etc

fast forward to when im in the middle of the second lady...the lady before looks up smiles and says something like bye or whatever and i say you have a good night and she turns around quick and says thank you




Now I know on the coli we sometimes discuss and make fun of how we will not pay attention to when a woman we are not attracted to is flirting with us but when a sexy women does we go over the top and go to ours boys and say she is into you....but i just get this "vibe" breh just a feeling...

I know saying this on paper it doesn't seem like anything big and what her reaction was is no more different than an annoying ugly cac woman.....but breh this woman gave me milf vibes its hard to explain...


but i will be on the lookout if she returns back a second time around the same time at my line she wants the dikk

as for the ass...she had on the average pantssuit outfit....she ain't got the fatty.....but she has that small bubble ass that sticks out.....looks small in the pantssuit but you know what i am referring to basically...aint huge but sticks out and im telling you i get the feeilng in her free time she is a sugar mama to young Black men like myself and wanted my dikk and wanted to tell me

 

[DrX]

@DrX need your advice on something....

so usually we all run in to all sorts of customers and you get the nice ones who do brighten up your day but it becomes obvious when they are being overlyu cheesy and over the top...

but last tuesday after like 6 pm...this good looking slim black woman with a caesar cut with the typical blonde style of the ceasar came to my line....had a son with her and she was turned putting the stuff up...I did the "hi are you" that I usually do and she responded nicely and said she was really great,etc and how was I...from then on she was kind of energetic....said the usual customer things like how long ive been working tonight and when i started tonight....something like that im paraphrasing...

told her i came in at 4 and she was like oh okay so you just came in,etc....she does the "came in here for one thing,etc" that customers usually do and i think I say i always hear that, and I hear that too much,etc smirking and playing with her...

her receipt printed out and i gave her change back...the other lady behind her is putting her stuff up still but im still looking to read the situation to see if the lady is gonna wiat for me but the lady is still talking and at that point asks me "Can a customer make a suggestion" and i was okay no problem and she starts talking to me for a minute about trying gluten free foods and told me that is what she comes to to get most of when she comes here and I think i said something like what aisle is that usually in ... she then leans over to look at the signs and tells me.....

and im like alright cool....i tell her what she saved and she smiled and thanked me and it wasn't like she was quick or rushing or anything....

went to the end and started bagging...the lady behind her was almost done putting stuff up so i took the time to go to the front end and get some more bags....as i come back and put them on both sides the same lady thanks me and i think she talked about something else but i forgot what it was....i think she went back to the gluten free thing and said she looks for the "udi bread" and things wheat free cause of how she went to the doctor in the past and started blowing up..etc

fast forward to when im in the middle of the second lady...the lady before looks up smiles and says something like bye or whatever and i say you have a good night and she turns around quick and says thank you




Now I know on the coli we sometimes discuss and make fun of how we will not pay attention to when a woman we are not attracted to is flirting with us but when a sexy women does we go over the top and go to ours boys and say she is into you....but i just get this "vibe" breh just a feeling...

I know saying this on paper it doesn't seem like anything big and what her reaction was is no more different than an annoying ugly cac woman.....but breh this woman gave me milf vibes its hard to explain...


but i will be on the lookout if she returns back a second time around the same time at my line she wants the dikk

as for the ass...she had on the average pantssuit outfit....she ain't got the fatty.....but she has that small bubble ass that sticks out.....looks small in the pantssuit but you know what i am referring to basically...aint huge but sticks out and im telling you i get the feeilng in her free time she is a sugar mama to young Black men like myself and wanted my dikk and wanted to tell me

yeah man, u just got to go with ur gut and take a chance......ask her out bro but prepare for the worst because she might just be really out going....but u gotta take ur shot and see what happens....

 

[CASHAPP]

yeah man, u just got to go with ur gut and take a chance......ask her out bro but prepare for the worst because she might just be really out going....but u gotta take ur shot and see what happens....

my only thing is in the back of my mind i wonder if it was just a secret shopper..

its how she looked and how she was real intense with it...didn't even play with her phone until after when she got a call after walking away and her son was running in front and she said for him to hold on...

breh its damn rare you have that long an interaction with a female in today's society and no phone is present at all

but remember what country we are in....in a job like this we can't just "take a shot" cause we know these broads are crazy and she can go from that nice in a second to going to a manager to complain im flirting with and harrassing her....so if anything happens ill let her be the one

 

[Food Mane]

Brehs I got one:

Coworker: *Helps black customer with beats headphones*

White Customer: Excuse me could you help me? (I hate when these people do this)

Coworker: *Helps white cust, gets called back over by black customer*

WC: "I don't know why they're looking at them, they're just going to play stupid loud rap music on them. They can't even afford that."

Coworker (who is black): :reallyson:

*Black customer and white customer argue*

Black Customer: "Racist bytch!!!!"

White Customer: "At least I can afford to shop here!" *leaves*


Everyone else: :curtis: