official ratchet chicks fb posts father days edition

[MikelArteta]

since its my bday my hate will be low

but we all know these ratchet chicks tomorrow will have the "to the moms who are playing' both roles."


"happy fathers to me because i play both roles"

"my baby daddy ain't sh*t"

"on this day i'm reminded that i need no man, its just me and my baby"

 

[Mars Blackmon]

Beat me to it, I was just about to make a thread like this. shyt pisses me off that these bytches want to make this day about them. Nobody gives a fukk that you have horrible choice in men so go sit down somewhere broad

 

[krackdagawd]

Happy bday breh

 

[MouseTeeth]

My dad committed suicide breh

 

[ThumpDaddy]

Yeah, I can't wait. Since I'm in the Central Time Zone, I got another 53 mins before the fukkery begins.

 

[MikelArteta]

Beat me to it, I was just about to make a thread like this. shyt pisses me off that these bytches want to make this day about them. Nobody gives a fukk that you have horrible choice in men so go sit down somewhere broad

word


you know what i got for them on fathers day?

Spoiler

 

[Sad Bunny]

My dad committed suicide breh

What? Why?
Elaborate...

 

[Sansprix]

Glad I got a good daddy, and glad he was always in my life

Glad I'm not a baby mama

Glad I don't have Facebook edit: but it is funny to hear all the fukkery that goes on from my friends

 

[Cat piss martini]

hoes should have peeled cheeks to a better grade of nikka.
at some point a chick gotta blame her p*ssy and judgement.

Happy fathers day my nikkas!

 

[5n0man]

i hate when bytches try to make this day about their fukk ups

 

[FaTaL]

i hate when bytches try to make this day about their fukk ups

this is the best day of the year for cheap laughs

 

[5n0man]

this is the best day of the year for cheap laughs

not when you are there for yours

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

Happy fathers day to the dudes that aint knock up one of these smuts on accident.

I'd rather have no kids than a holiday.

 

[Harry Sax]

i aint seen one yet...everybody must be in the club

 

[King capo]

Happy paps day