So I was totally oblivious to a dude's advances this weekend.
Hanging out with a friend (platonic) and we meet up with his friend. We go to his friend's house so that his friend can change. Our mutual friend goes to the bathroom and his friend starts changing in front of me. I'm sitting and he's standing over me about 3 feet away with his shirt off. Brehs is like
looking like a snack muscles on fleek and I'm sitting there like
actually listening to what he has to say as he pretends to fumble with his shirt. shyt was mad sexy but I didn't realizing it until now.
I was chiefing with a vape so I obviously missed the obvious.
Anyway our friend comes out the bathroom and sees me looking like this
and breh about to hit me with the full Magic Mike.
Our friend is like
"Breh if you don't put ya shirt on."
Thank God my friend saved me. Because I wasn't ready.
I can't remember the last time a dude tried to seduce me. shyt was lovely.