Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Rawtid]

Job hunting is such a drag, but it seems things are opening up. I just saw at least 4 jobs I was directly qualified for based on skills, a couple I COULD be qualified for if I were to stretch my imagination and then a few more that I would just apply to just to be formally rejected.

Here is another honest cover letter:

Dear You reading this,

I see that your company has excellent benefits and I would love to join your team so that I can rape them. I have a few higher education degrees that I would like to pursue on your dime, along with cosmetic surgery that my doctor will deem medically necessary. I would love to make good use of your generous PTO policy as well because I'm sure this job will make me "sick" all the time. I see that you have openings so whatever you need to fill the fastest, I'm sure that I can do it. Holla back at ya girl. One.

Rawtid!

P.S. My resume is attached but I wouldn't bother.

 

[Token]

I was supposed to do my hair today

Doesn't look like that'll be happening seeing as tho I'm about to pass out.

 

[RandomRN86]

I was supposed to do my hair today

Doesn't look like that'll be happening seeing as tho I'm about to pass out.

Hey token!!!!


Good afternoon guys, Im going to pass out so ill be up for work tonight.


Have a good day :D

 

[Token]

Hey token!!!!


Good afternoon guys, Im going to pass out so ill be up for work tonight.


Have a good day :D

Random!!!! My sister-simp

Thanks and you have a nice day too.

 

[CoolazzFemale]

Bloated from all that damn food. Love when people bring real food than chips and dip.

 

[PrnzHakeem]

What do women do on bachelorette parties? I paid for my wife to go to her homegirls bachelorette party in Montego Bay this weekend. She needed time away from work and some R & R before she starts interviewing for fellowships.

Will I share that girl?
I'm not worried, but really...wtf yall do? Besides go to clubs to dance in a circle and ignore other nikkas

 

[colicolicoli]

I kinda wanna change my SN to ColiColiColi
I started following Laith on twitter and now I have 3-4 other twitterboos that are

 

[Rawtid]

What do women do on bachelorette parties? I paid for my wife to go to her homegirls bachelorette party in Montego Bay this weekend. She needed time away from work and some R & R before she starts interviewing for fellowships.

Will I share that girl?
I'm not worried, but really...wtf yall do? Besides go to clubs to dance in a circle and ignore other nikkas

What's the worst thing youve done at a Bachelor party?

 

[ThiefyPoo]

I kinda wanna change my SN to ColiColiColi
I started following Laith on twitter and now I have 3-4 other twitterboos that are

I thought about changing my name as well but imma keep my shyt seperate.

 

[PrnzHakeem]

What's the worst thing youve done at a Bachelor party?

A lap dance.

 

[SecretLover]

Pinky looking assssss lmfaooo I love youuuuuuuuuuu !

iloveyouuuuuuutoooooo,! I wanna see you son : )

 

[Rawtid]

A lap dance.

That's about the extent of it. It really depends on her friends.

 

[SheeBadd]

iloveyouuuuuuutoooooo,! I wanna see you son : )

You know where to find me.

 

[SecretLover]

You know where to find me.

lol no I don't you be everywhere b -.- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH , I M I S S Y O U

 

[SheeBadd]

lol no I don't you be everywhere b -.- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH , I M I S S Y O U

I can't tell , you don't mention me , text me , call me nothing ..... bestie -_-