You're too skinny to attract black men.Get this ladies, I was by the boardwalk blowing bubbles and I walk past a group of about 4 black men and 1 white guy. Guess who approached me out of the bunch? The white guyHe was actually really funny, he wanted to blow bubbles so I gave him the wand and we stood around and chatted.
Sidesidenote: I know these guys like to say BW/WM couples are rampant but I counted at least 15 BM/WW couples walking around today. I'm seriously considering recording my findings daily
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I'm destined to bedwench nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Damn you Mom and my genes.
No there is a black guy out there but he's going to be corny and awkward. Like most of his exes will be white. Either that or get fat.
Got that re-up
Those are the black men that like skinny black girls. He's gonna be "weird" or "different".I can't get fat, I tried lol. Why does he have to be corny and awkward?
You can have all my fat. I would love to know what a ab muscle or rib bone feels like.
*currently in JBO*
Slide some of that my way
I wasn't being Ironic, my art is ain't worth a damn, but that don't stop me
RIP Donnie
I wasn't being Ironic, my art is ain't worth a damn, but that don't stop me
RIP Donnie
Good shyt
Keep em coming
Oh if he keep talking that shyt its gonna be turtle soup for dinner
Good shyt
Keep em coming
Oh if he keep talking that shyt its gonna be turtle soup for dinner
Donatella ain't talkin no mo' shyt..I promise...
I can't get fat, I tried lol. Why does he have to be corny and awkward?
Work out. And up your protein intake
My job is so incredibly boring that I hide in the bathroom for 5-10 minutes at a time every other hour to help keep my sanity.
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I bought a living social voucher for a one week soccer camp sponsored by the Baltimore Blast (local soccer team). Not a great pic, but this is my daughter's soccer camp coach. He is so adorable to me! His birthday is a day before mine (I googled him). I shall calculate our compatibility and start day dreaming about him immediately. What a great start to the day.
edit: It says we are 100% compatible
54 Sextile Mars - Mars
Positive aspect: A life together in which each will desire the other and satisfy each other's sexual needs. Frustration levels tend to be minimal, and this helps the couple develop a pleasant atmosphere between them. They may do great things together or simply inspire one another.
edit: It says we are 100% compatible
54 Sextile Mars - Mars
Positive aspect: A life together in which each will desire the other and satisfy each other's sexual needs. Frustration levels tend to be minimal, and this helps the couple develop a pleasant atmosphere between them. They may do great things together or simply inspire one another.
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I had another dream about the Kardashians the other night.... This is not normal at all.