Essential Official Netflix Thread

[gangreen]

Breh the original is 9000x better. Although Wood played the part of a psychotic demon a lot better than I thought he would.

Spoiler

My fav scene from the remake though is when he stalks the bytch in the parking lot, scalps her and then some Mass Effect type music plays in the background

That shyt when he sliced her achilles like that made me cringe breh

 

[Renkz]

Arrow

 

[He Who Posts Well]

Louie

I'm at episode 4. He bagged some young chick because he was an old fart

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

It's a damn dollar. I'm sure IT wages will cover that

Not to mention the 350k they have saved because they plan on living with their parents until they are 42.

 

[He Who Posts Well]

It's a damn dollar. I'm sure IT wages will cover that

Or $12 less a year I have to spend on dollar menu items

 

[dvdjamm]

The Best Fake Movies from Netflix's Summary Screw-Ups

Summary Bug (SummaryBug) on Twitter

In what might just be the best bug of all time, Netflix accidentally started mashing up one-sentence summaries from different movies and TV shows. What follows is a list of the most amazing movies you'll never get to see.

The journey seems to have started on May 17th, when the Twitter account @SummaryBug hummed to life, spitting out pictures of weird, nonsensical, and incredible summaries that were appearing on "a Netflix app." The results are so hilarious it almost seems too good to be true (coughcougheverysingleautocorrectjokecoughcough), but Netflix confirmed to Slate that, yes, this is a real bug.

According to the Netflix Twitter, the bug has been squashed, which means no new movie mash-ups going forward. Fortunately, however, SummaryBug put together quite the archive.

Here's a few of them...

 

[GzUp]

@cook could we get this to be a sticky?

 

[winb83]

Watching the Christmas movie with The Miz. Do yourself a favor and skip this one. The main chick is fine but it's really bad.

 

[He Who Posts Well]

Watching Gladiator

 

[Sly Cookin]

Eletctrik children had some fukkery

 

[Spaceman Piff]

about half hour into pain and gain..

 

[lamont614]

The Best Fake Movies from Netflix's Summary Screw-Ups

Summary Bug (SummaryBug) on Twitter

 

[MartyMcFly]

Not sure how many have seen it but Never Sleep Again is a very dope 4 hour documentary on the Nightmare on Elm St series and it's been streaming for a couple weeks. Check it out if you're a fan or just a fan of horror

 

[showtime]

Watched 4 movies recently

The Eagle - Pretty good movie worth a watch

Solomon Kane - This was alright but disappointing thought it would be better I'd skip it there's better movies out there

6 Bullets - JCVD If you liked Taken check this movie out lot's of action

Maximum Conviction - I watched a couple movies with Stone Cold and him as an actor is Didn't care for this movie definitely pass on this one

Watch- The Eagle and 6 Bullets

Skip- Solomon Kane and Maximum Conviction

 

[Sly Cookin]

Yo big bad wolves was a good movie

watch it brehs