Official Jurassic World Thread

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This pic right here sums up the whole dumb movie. A damn dream sequence where a raptor is in a plane sitting in a seat with its hands on the back of another seat turns and says "ALAN!" :mjlol:

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Again, bored me breh. If you like it better that's cool but I prefer Lost World and that may be because I prefer Spielberg's direction to Joe Johnson's. I like Ian Malcolm, I like the sense of wonder that it still has to it, I like the characters more and actually care about them as opposed to 3 where I only cared about one person

The second one had the worst set of characters for me. I mean the lead set of "heroes/protagonists"(who were all dull and unlikeable) are responsible for the Dinosaurs running amok and killing people yet the film goes out of it's way to portray InGen as the bad guys :mjlol:.


Are we saying people in the general sense or people you know because we can play that straw man game all day breh. People I know remember it for more than that scene. We going to forget the t-rex wishbone scene? The raptors through the fields taking dudes out like an alien movie? Hell we just talked about the T-Rex in San Diego scene the other day. Plus there's the very dope scene where the t-rex attacks the camp and causes an extreme amount of panic which leads to one guy being yanked out of a cave by his arm and his blood flows down the water stream

Everything with the Raptors and T-Rex were done better in the first film and the scenes were far more memorable. There was a lack of awe with them in JP2 as it's just more of the same but extensively dragged out:snooze:. JP1 is the go-to movie for them. Even JP3 did the raptors better than 2.

The gymnastics scene is undoubtedly the worst scene of all three movies. It's just so bad and out of place. I mean she stepped up, challenged it and then killed it like it was her daily routine with perfect balance:scust:. This was after she said wasn't good at... gymnastics:snoop:. Everything with the T-Rex in the city was terrible.
 

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This pic right here sums up the whole dumb movie. A damn dream sequence where a raptor is in a plane sitting in a seat with its hands on the back of another seat turns and says "ALAN!" :mjlol:

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That was just a dream though.
Is that worse than the dumbness of a little girl actually becoming catwoman and drop kicking a dinosaur out a window? Or a T-Rex actually running through a major city like an unstoppable Godzilla with no law enforcement ever shooting at it?
 

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The second one had the worst set of characters for me. I mean the lead set of "heroes/protagonists"(who were all dull and unlikeable) are responsible for the Dinosaurs running amok and killing people yet the film goes out of it's way to portray InGen as the bad guys :mjlol:.




Everything with the Raptors and T-Rex were done better in the first film and the scenes were far more memorable. There was a lack of awe with them in JP2 as it's just more of the same but extensively dragged out:snooze:. JP1 is the go-to movie for them. Even JP3 did the raptors better than 2.

The gymnastics scene is undoubtedly the worst scene of all three movies. It's just so bad and out of place. I mean she stepped up, challenged it and then killed it like it was her daily routine with perfect balance:scust:. This was after she said wasn't good at... gymnastics:snoop:. Everything with the T-Rex in the city was terrible.

Agree to disagree breh. I'll watch lost world over JP3 any day of the week. Everything is going to be more memorable in the first one because it's the first time seeing it, so by nature, the awe is going to dissipate by a considerable amount. Doesn't mean one product is inferior to the other just means that nothing beats the first time, especially in film.

I don't mind the gymnastics thing because mostly everything around it was solid and I liked the characters more. In the third, I cared about one guy and other than that, they were all just shrill and annoying to varying degrees, especially the kid and Alan's assistant.

The best thing about Jurassic Park 3 was the trailer for the first spider-man with the twin towers. After that, movie is just meh. It feels like a B movie and just feels so off brand
 

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Jurassic park 3 has the worst box office and reviews in the franchise. It's not better than the orgiinal or "Lost World". Doesn't mean it didn't have it's moments but I walk out the theater pissed. Only saving grace was Dr. Grant return.


I said JP3 is > 2 never said it's better than JP1.
JP2 is just a long, boring and dragged out version of JP1. The best and most intense scene in JP2 doesn't even feature a damn dinosaur:dead:. It had source material to stem from and couldn't even adapt it right. Goldblum was rubbish in the role that was obviously meant for Sam Neil and his character from JP1. Should have stayed as comic relief.

JP3 introduces two new dinosaurs to the series; The Spinosaurus and Pteranodon(it's really three but I'm going to exclude the Utahraptors). The Spinosaurus was a land/aquatic dinosaur and The Pteranodon was a flying dinosaur. Two variations that hadn't been done in the movies prior. The film gives you good set-pieces with both of them. Features an encounter between two carnivorous gargantuan dinosaurs. Has Alan "the gawd" Grant as the main character:blessed: and for the first time in the series there's an intelligent child who can look after themselves. It didn't waste time and got straight to the point.

JP2 made the dinosaurs boring. JP3 was "Aliens" with a Jurassic/prehistoric setting:whew: and had a more focused storyline.
 
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JP3 was "Aliens" with a Jurassic/prehistoric setting:whew: and had a more focused storyline.

It also almost ruined the franchise because it was so stupid.:mjpls:
Plane crashes and no one is injured:camby:
That little kid has better survival skills than Indiana Jones:camby:
Alan Grant getting played like a fool to go on the trip.:camby:
CGI done to death:camby:
No T Rex:camby:
:wtf:People actually :cape:for this movie.
 
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edit: this is not the official trailer... so im guessing the shots in this version shows the new dinosaurs unedited... Official trailer is said to be over 2 mins long

and the raptor shots looked like the ones from the og version.
Cant wait to see the official one
 

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Idk how u guys liked part 2, shyt is boring and always end up turning it off.

I'm guessing u guys liked it cuz u were young when it dropped so u have some type of connection.
 
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