Official Jurassic World Thread

Jazzy B.

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It also almost ruined the franchise because it was so stupid.:mjpls:
Plane crashes and no one is injured:camby:
That little kid has better survival skills than Indiana Jones:camby:
Alan Grant getting played like a fool to go on the trip.:camby:
CGI done to death:camby:
No T Rex:camby:
:wtf:People actually :cape:for this movie.


T-Rex lovers still salty over the work!!! it got from the Spino:ahh:

Spielberg had Japanese tourists running away from a T-Rex in a city :laff:


A T-Rex on a tour of San Diego :laff: when it bit the traffic light :laff:

A Velociraptor taken out by gymnastics :laff: the only human who kills a raptor in the series does it through damn gymnastics :mjlol:. Spielberg did them dirty in that one, turned them into mindless dogs:scust:
 

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T-Rex lovers still salty over the work!!! it got from the Spino:ahh:

Spielberg had Japanese tourists running away from a T-Rex in a city :laff:


A T-Rex on a tour of San Diego :laff: when it bit the traffic light :laff:

A Velociraptor taken out by gymnastics :laff: the only human who kills a raptor in the series does it through damn gymnastics :mjlol:. Spielberg did them dirty in that one, turned them into mindless dogs:scust:
No one is praising The Lost World here bruh.

JP3 was the worst of the 3 is what everyone seems to agree with except for the few like yourself.
 

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Agree to disagree breh. I'll watch lost world over JP3 any day of the week. Everything is going to be more memorable in the first one because it's the first time seeing it, so by nature, the awe is going to dissipate by a considerable amount. Doesn't mean one product is inferior to the other just means that nothing beats the first time, especially in film.

I don't mind the gymnastics thing because mostly everything around it was solid and I liked the characters more. In the third, I cared about one guy and other than that, they were all just shrill and annoying to varying degrees, especially the kid and Alan's assistant.

The best thing about Jurassic Park 3 was the trailer for the first spider-man with the twin towers. After that, movie is just meh. It feels like a B movie and just feels so off brand

All JP2 had to do was introduce a bunch of new Dinosaurs like JP3 and this film. Which is going to use the camouflage dinosaur that was in The Lost Word book. Instead it just recreates the same scenes as the first film but in a duller and longer fashion. That's why there's no awe about them.
 

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All JP2 had to do was introduce a bunch of new Dinosaurs like JP3 and this film. Which is going to use the camouflage dinosaur that was in The Lost Word book. Instead it just recreates the same scenes as the first film but in a duller and longer fashion. That's why there's no awe about them.

Again agree to disagree. You're not going to change my mind I'm not going to change yours and we're just going to go round in circles breh. If I gotta pick which one I'm going with lost world hands down. If that's how you feel that's how you feel :whoknows:
 

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T-Rex lovers still salty over the work!!! it got from the Spino:ahh:

Spielberg had Japanese tourists running away from a T-Rex in a city :laff:


A T-Rex on a tour of San Diego :laff: when it bit the traffic light :laff:

A Velociraptor taken out by gymnastics :laff: the only human who kills a raptor in the series does it through damn gymnastics :mjlol:. Spielberg did them dirty in that one, turned them into mindless dogs:scust:
:childplease: communicate perfectly with raptors, brehs
 

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I barely even remember the lost world because I probably only saw it once all the way through, jp3 I remember because I seen it a few times. The lost world was just so damn dumb to me so count me one of the few that likes jp3 better than 2.
 
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Well looks like a fair conclusion that both JP sequels are suspect.
this new flick could end up being the 2nd best in the series.
That's all I can hope for or else we're talking about a pretty shytty movie franchise as a whole. And this is coming from someone who thinks the og JP is one of the greatest movie experiences of all time
 

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It's Jurassic Park, why do we need the why and the how in the trailer? Save it for the movie.
If they trailer ended after 60 sec I'd be thrilled to see movie, just show us the atmosphere, we know it will be fukked up at some point.
Also, the last scene might be dumber then the scene in 2 when the girl uses gymnastics to beat a dinosaur.
 
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