Official Jurassic World Thread

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

this dude took out a t rex in stealth mode with just a rifle, why wasnt he on the island, well of course he said "Ive spent enough time in the company of death" at the end of lost world when he left

Because hrs dead

 

[Niqqa You Gay]

Soft 6/10

the family drama was super half-assed and the older brother never even feels any remorse over how he acted early on, it was pretty obnoxious.

it was also missing all of the suspense and horror tension that made the original film great (and even the most memorable scenes from the sequels). with all the token nods to the first film and how one dimensional everything was it felt like it had more themes in common with Scream than Jurassic Park.

the most interesting part was how the villains panned out, but they were all pretty much retarded and unbelievable. D'Onofrio was absurd and i don't understand how he would get a job or even put in charge of anything at a bioengineering research company. a movie based just on bd wong's character would have ruled, and he apparently didn't die so that leaves a cool window open for future movies.


Seriously at a certain point I thought I could have better spent these two hours - and saved 90 chinese coins the fukk - playing the original Dino Crisis

the camera work also seemed extremely cheap and amateurish for lack of a better definition, so many long winded single actor face shot scenes back and forth, dialogue was crude, the main girl was wearing what looked like an Uniqlo bra top and her hairstyle was atrocious, the dinosaurs model also looked uglier than twenty years ago

the ending made zero sense too, why would some trained raptors join forces with a t-rex and a pondasaur to smash the dominus rex and then nod at each other and chill, I nearly expected the parents to say something like "now you are alive and well sons we ain't gonna divorce anymore", the two of them walking slowly outside of the wounded compound was really something to bear

Hey my man,
shut up.

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

the actors dead tho, his last movie was the town

Oh shyt. Didnt know that. Well they need his character type for the next movie. Someone with experience in hunting dinos.

 

[MartyMcFly]

the actors dead tho, his last movie was the town

And the character said he's spent enough time in the company of death

The modernmythmedia podcast got me wanting to see it again. Seems like us nerds around 30 LOVED it. Older snobby critics hated it.

You sure about that?

 

[OmegaK2099]

Shame too, the character was a bad ass in the movies as well, before being put on assignment he was found somewhere in mombasa bored and picking fights for fun, but once he found out his hindy friend ajay died, he threw in the towel feeling cursed and alone

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

This fool bonding with those raptors was so fukking stupid

This movie annoyed the fukk out of me i just kept hoping for those two kids to get killed

This shyt reminded me of Dinoshark vs Croczilla or one of those b rate movies at a he end too

 

[FlyRy]

And the character said he's spent enough time in the company of death



You sure about that?

Mostly from what ive heard/read/watched.

Only 1 of the many many pods from our peers was negative

My old ass dad wasnt feelin it but that nostalgia got me high

 

[MartyMcFly]

Mostly from what ive heard/read/watched.

Only 1 of the many many pods from our peers was negative

My old ass dad wasnt feelin it but that nostalgia got me high

I think it's more varied than you think breh

 

[NobodyReally]

Soft 6/10

the family drama was super half-assed and the older brother never even feels any remorse over how he acted early on, it was pretty obnoxious.

it was also missing all of the suspense and horror tension that made the original film great (and even the most memorable scenes from the sequels). with all the token nods to the first film and how one dimensional everything was it felt like it had more themes in common with Scream than Jurassic Park.

the most interesting part was how the villains panned out, but they were all pretty much retarded and unbelievable. D'Onofrio was absurd and i don't understand how he would get a job or even put in charge of anything at a bioengineering research company. a movie based just on bd wong's character would have ruled, and he apparently didn't die so that leaves a cool window open for future movies.


Seriously at a certain point I thought I could have better spent these two hours - and saved 90 chinese coins the fukk - playing the original Dino Crisis

the camera work also seemed extremely cheap and amateurish for lack of a better definition, so many long winded single actor face shot scenes back and forth, dialogue was crude, the main girl was wearing what looked like an Uniqlo bra top and her hairstyle was atrocious, the dinosaurs model also looked uglier than twenty years ago

the ending made zero sense too, why would some trained raptors join forces with a t-rex and a pondasaur to smash the dominus rex and then nod at each other and chill, I nearly expected the parents to say something like "now you are alive and well sons we ain't gonna divorce anymore", the two of them walking slowly outside of the wounded compound was really something to bear

Hey my man,
shut up.

 

[Makavalli]

the actors dead tho, his last movie was the town

Ahhh i knew that dude looked familiar!

 

[Canada Goose]

Its all within the parody of them partly mocking amusement parks, pimply face teenage kid and all.

The attraction he was running wasn't dangerous-its the fact that people where upset they had to leave.

The lawyers must have okay'd Jurassic World then, cuz they have teenagers runnings the attractions.

And EVERYBODY shyt their pants when them alarms go off...at the time..only select staff knew of the danger.


Gotta keep this shyt in perspective..

Spoiler

Just like they had the T-Rex cooped up in the cut for 22 years..

Spoiler

That's not the same T Rex from the first movie, I was explained in either the books or TLW deleted scene that the dinosaurs was killed shortly the events of the first movie.


Keep in mind its widely believed the T Rex that got killed by Spino in JP3 was the baby Rex from TLW... that shows how fast the T Rex can grow.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Spoiler

That's not the same T Rex from the first movie, I was explained in either the books or TLW deleted scene that the dinosaurs was killed shortly the events of the first movie.


Keep in mind its widely believed the T Rex that got killed by Spino in JP3 was the baby Rex from TLW... that shows how fast the T Rex can grow.

It is breh. Director said it during the promo tour. He discarded the books and the lost world for the most part

http://screenrant.com/jurassic-world-original-t-rex-returning/

 

[Canada Goose]

It is breh. Director said it during the promo tour. He discarded the books and the lost world for the most part

http://screenrant.com/jurassic-world-original-t-rex-returning/

Crazy they got the park under control with both the Rex and Raptors running amok on the island.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

This felt like a direct sequel to Jurassic Park. Maybe I missed some references to them but I got the feeling Lost World and JP3 were bushes status.

 

[MartyMcFly]

This felt like a direct sequel to Jurassic Park. Maybe I missed some references to them but I got the feeling Lost World and JP3 were bushes status.

Yeah he basically gave them the jack Bauer out the window treatment. He didn't wipe them out completely but he just ignored them