Soft 6/10
the family drama was super half-assed and the older brother never even feels any remorse over how he acted early on, it was pretty obnoxious.
it was also missing all of the suspense and horror tension that made the original film great (and even the most memorable scenes from the sequels). with all the token nods to the first film and how one dimensional everything was it felt like it had more themes in common with Scream than Jurassic Park.
the most interesting part was how the villains panned out, but they were all pretty much retarded and unbelievable. D'Onofrio was absurd and i don't understand how he would get a job or even put in charge of anything at a bioengineering research company. a movie based just on bd wong's character would have ruled, and he apparently didn't die so that leaves a cool window open for future movies.
Seriously at a certain point I thought I could have better spent these two hours - and saved 90 chinese coins the fukk - playing the original Dino Crisis
the camera work also seemed extremely cheap and amateurish for lack of a better definition, so many long winded single actor face shot scenes back and forth, dialogue was crude, the main girl was wearing what looked like an Uniqlo bra top and her hairstyle was atrocious, the dinosaurs model also looked uglier than twenty years ago
the ending made zero sense too, why would some trained raptors join forces with a t-rex and a pondasaur to smash the dominus rex and then nod at each other and chill, I nearly expected the parents to say something like "now you are alive and well sons we ain't gonna divorce anymore", the two of them walking slowly outside of the wounded compound was really something to bear
What happened to spare no expense? The owner guy couldn't have the hr staff hire decent workers that didn't shyt their pants when an emergency alarm goes off? I don't believe for a second a "Dinosaur" (very dangerous) park would hire a teenager to run any attraction there. Maybe the souvenir shop. The whole point of the first movie was they sent a lawyer their to inspect the park and make sure all safety precautions were being met. Then they go and hire these teenagers?
Gotta finish this joint when I get off work
Ya'll nikkaz actually watching the cam version of this.
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