Official Jason Bourne Thread

[SuaveyBoi115]

Gotta check this out asap

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Mane i seen this weak ass shyt not too long ago




shyt has minimal action

this nikka Matt Damon has like 3 lines the whole movie

acting all the way around was


the plot


the fact that they still going to make another one




The Accountant is 20times better than this shyt

Saw it tonight in an advance screening (which started off with a video of Matt Damon telling us how special it was we got to see this politically-relevant movie first all while a little pop-up box in the corner appeared to remind us that the man speaking to us was Matt Damon) and long story short...

It fukking blew.

For the record, I'm pretty sure I said this before but I don't understand the Coli's fascination/excitement with/for the OG flicks. I mean, the OG is pretty good but the Greengrass sequels are quintessential examples of the worst wave in action cinema of the 00s, extreme close-up shaky cam action with cuts every second and a half. That shyt wasn't wavy back then, and I blame those movies to this day for facilitating Hollywood to cheapen out on good action production with this ugly shyt, and now it's 2016, we have had movies like The Raid and John Wick, and here comes Paul Greengrass' ass again with this fukking ugly incomprehensible shyt. Every action scene is just a fukking mess of shyt camera work and shyt editing, I literally wanted to just close my eyes through all of them since it's just a bunch of blurs with large sound effects that are supposed to "wow" you with how hard Bourne may have just hit that guy in the face if you could actually see it.

Which isn't even the worst part, because the writing is just lazy to the point that it becomes insulting. It rehashes every "Bourne evades the authorities/CIA agents" scene from the original flick twenty times over in a plot so fukking dull that the big character arc here is someone reading an old psyche report stating that Bourne might be able to be recruited back into the CIA, then going around repeating the exact same lines from that report trying to convince people she can bring Bourne back in. This is a movie where a guy has a personal vendetta against a guy who later is revealed to have an older personal vendetta against him, so now there's a double vendetta which is supposed to make their face-off a super big deal but it doesn't because it's just laughably contrived.

This is a movie full of smart-dumb political points about privacy and whistle blowers and social media and hackers, and to emphasize that point they made sure to include two Snowden name drops in the first twenty minutes because wow, those leaks and stuff, man! And what about that Mark Zuckerberg stand-in we use to talk about the privacy invasion on social networks and how the government is involved and stuff, man! Kinda makes you think about stuff, doesn't it, man? Yeah, the movie is a real fukking eye-opener if you're twelve years old or just dumb as fukk in general.

Rarely have I seen such an uninspired and completely unnecessary movie like this. This shyt is so uninspired that Julia Styles seemingly aged fifty years and left all of her acting skills at home to do this shyt. This shyt is so unnecessary that in comparison it makes The Godfather Pt III feel like The Godfather Pt II. fukk this movie.

 

[Kane]

Late pass: Couldn't even finish this one brehs



Tommy Lee Jones: "He's in Greece?? Well get the Greece Team" .."Oh Bourne is in Berlin, well get the Berlin Team".. "Oh now he's in East Oakland?? Well get the East O team up and running"

I actually thought the movie was decent but

 

[Lefty Gunz]

shyt was entertaining to me . All of these movies are the same. Don't see how you could dislike this one and like the other

 

[Lakerman0834]

shyt was entertaining to me . All of these movies are the same. Don't see how you could dislike this one and like the other

yep watched it and was entertained for 2 hours. It did it job to kill 2 hrs and get some fighting and car chases. That ending tho

 

[Mr. McDowell]

Finally just watched this. Heard so many bad things, I just stayed away. Good grief, this is terrible. Sometimes, you just need to know when to let go. This franchise is dead. Vikander sucks by the way. Hollywood can fool everyone else, but they can't fool me.

 

[Big Boss]

classic

 

[Trav]

classic

You must think this is a thread for the original 1st film, right?