OFFICIAL Game of Thrones Season 7 Thread - Winds of Winter. Spoilers=BAN, Theories in [spoiler] tags

[Jax]

Let me go at this:
Euron will kill attack Dany, the Greyjoys and the fleet on the first episode or second.
Yara Greyjoy gets merked.
Dany is forced to go to Dragonstone, she then heals her wounds and goes after Casterly Rock, she succeeds.
Jon Targaryen goes after the Nights King, he and his crew gets gun'd up and clapped quick. He's forced to go back South of the wall.
Bran tries to kill the Nights King, fukks up and the wall is destroyed somehow.
Jon reunites with Bran.
Bran tells him he's a Targaryen.
Ser Davos tells him about Dany. They go after her to meet her and ultimately bend the knee.
The white walkers are ravaging the North, Dany and the crew can't turn their backs on the people and go after them whites and wights.
Battle for The North commences.
Cersei gets killed by Jaime.
Season ends with a Dragon dying but they force the white walkers back into where they came from.

 

[Jax]

Let me go at this:
Euron will attack Dany, the Greyjoys and the fleet on the first episode or second.
Yara Greyjoy gets merked.
Dany is forced to go to Dragonstone, she then heals her wounds and goes after Casterly Rock, she succeeds.
Jon Targaryen goes after the Nights King, he and his crew gets gun'd up and clapped quick. He's forced to go back South of the wall.
Bran tries to kill the Nights King, fukks up and the wall is destroyed somehow.
Jon reunites with Bran.
Bran tells him he's a Targaryen.
Ser Davos tells him about Dany. They go after her to meet her and ultimately bend the knee.
The white walkers are ravaging the North, Dany and the crew can't turn their backs on the people and go after them whites and wights.
Battle for The North commences.
Season ends with a Dragon dying but they force the white walkers back into where they came from.

 

[detroitwalt]

Let me go at this:
Euron will kill attack Dany, the Greyjoys and the fleet on the first episode or second.
Yara Greyjoy gets merked.
Dany is forced to go to Dragonstone, she then heals her wounds and goes after Casterly Rock, she succeeds.
Jon Targaryen goes after the Nights King, he and his crew gets gun'd up and clapped quick. He's forced to go back South of the wall.
Bran tries to kill the Nights King, fukks up and the wall is destroyed somehow.
Jon reunites with Bran.
Bran tells him he's a Targaryen.
Ser Davos tells him about Dany. They go after her to meet her and ultimately bend the knee.
The white walkers are ravaging the North, Dany and the crew can't turn their backs on the people and go after them whites and wights.
Battle for The North commences.
Season ends with a Dragon dying but they force the white walkers back into where they came from.

It would be dope if we finally get to see Caterly Rock.

I can't imagine Jon bending the knee to Dany. If he does he might get knifed up again, but by Northmen this time. They've been ready to rule themselves again since Robb was proclaimed king.

I also hope we finally get to see Meera and Jojen's pop Howland

 

[Adam3000]

Most reasonable prediction:

Bran makes it south of the wall and wargs into The Hound who wheels him all the way to Dragonstone.

It is there where he reveals to Dany that Jon 'Trueborn' Stark is actually her nephew and is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.

Enraged at the situation and realizing her life is a waste, Dany orders the mass suicide of the Unsullied and orders Drogon to torch the entire North.

So Bran wargs into Drogon and flips the tables and torches the murderous Dothraki. Howland GOAT Reed comes out from hiding and saves the Unsullied and becomes their new ruler.

Missandei marries Rickon, who it turns out actually survived last year.

We end the season with Arya sneaking into Cersei's bedchamber, donning the face of Tyrion whom she has killed.

 

[Devilinurear]

White walkers win again. Punk was humans build a wall at the neck. The night kings celebrates his victory to get more land because he wanted an bigger place.

 

[Konnan]

One week and #Starkset settles all family bidness

 

[jay211]

One thing for sure is happening. One of Dany's Dragons is getting killed by The White Walkers. And the Night King is going to resurrect an ICE DRAGON to put on his squad.

 

[young3000]

Hope Arya is the one that gets Cersi

 

[Jax]

Hope Arya is the one that gets Cersi

Cersei I hate when ppl type Cersi ou Cersy.

 

[LEEeveryday]

Hope Arya is the one that gets Cersi

I feel like Jamie is gonna do it..

 

[KOBE]

Cersei is dying to a younger brother, not arya

Most reasonable prediction:

Bran makes it south of the wall and wargs into The Hound who wheels him all the way to Dragonstone.

It is there where he reveals to Dany that Jon 'Trueborn' Stark is actually her nephew and is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.

Enraged at the situation and realizing her life is a waste, Dany orders the mass suicide of the Unsullied and orders Drogon to torch the entire North.

So Bran wargs into Drogon and flips the tables and torches the murderous Dothraki. Howland GOAT Reed comes out from hiding and saves the Unsullied and becomes their new ruler.

Missandei marries Rickon, who it turns out actually survived last year.

We end the season with Arya sneaking into Cersei's bedchamber, donning the face of Tyrion whom she has killed.

Bran cant just warg into the hound. Hodor was retarded which is why he could do it.

Jon is a b*stard, dany is still the true heir.

Howland Reed aint the type to lead an army.

Man this shyt aint reasonable, it's a stark fanfiction.

 

[Adam3000]

1 Week To Go!! No better time than now to repost the end-of-season-6 power rankings since they carry over into week 1 of season 7.

Don't forget, I'm just the messenger. File your complaints with George RR Martin, David Benioff, and D.B. Weiss

OFFICIAL SEASON 7, EARLY SEASON POWER RANKINGS


10) Daenerys "Stormborn" Targaryen, Aunt to the King and official master of ships for King Jon Stark -- Dany definitely stepped up her game, finally abandoning that worthless continent and coming to Stark country. Having amassed a vast army and being official babysitter for 2 Stark dragons, she makes it onto the list. She would be higher, however nobody in her crew has a penis.



09) Lyanna Mormont -- The human bytchface. Makes cowards weep and kneel before b*stards out of fear. Not a surprise she made the list.



08) Littlefinger Baelish -- Made the list after conning Robin Arryn out of his army, something nobody could do while peepants Lysa Tully was alive. Took a huge blow at the end of the season though, dropping him from the top 5



07) The Night's King -- I admit I am incredibly jealous of this man, because he got to touch the arm of Bran Stark. I would never wash my hand




06) Sansa Stark -- In a massive upset, the trueborn daughter of Ned Stark does not make the top 5. Mainly because she is also the trueborn daughter of Catelyn Tully and was showing a few Tully traits recently




05) Tyrion Lannister, false Hand -- Free of the shackles of Tywin and slavery, Tyrion makes an incredibly unexpected jump into the top 5 because he is now free to bring as many whores to court as his bed can hold. Perhaps he can wife another one of them. 3rd time is a charm. Disgustya.




4) Arya Murderface -- The 2nd annual baking champion of Westeros, defeating incumbent champion Hot Pie in a crushing blow to the smallfolk. Careful Hot Pie, if you wanna keep that pretty face

3) Samwell Tarly -- Got more books than LeVar BurtonWe learnin up in hereKnowledge is power and Sam the Slayer is the Mountain in that regardStarkset we got another oneAnd he has a Valyrian sword

2) Jon "Trueborn" Stark -- Need I really explain this one? What kind of man worries about another mans father?Momma was a Stark. Poppa was a rolling stone





1) Gawdbody Bran Stark, the 3 Eyed Raven -- I will literally kill anyone who tries to argue this. Yall worried about R'hollor when there is a god in the flesh in front of you? Might as well call R'hollor daddy.

 

[#StarkSet]

1 Week To Go!! No better time than now to repost the end-of-season-6 power rankings since they carry over into week 1 of season 7.

Don't forget, I'm just the messenger. File your complaints with George RR Martin, David Benioff, and D.B. Weiss

OFFICIAL SEASON 7, EARLY SEASON POWER RANKINGS


10) Daenerys "Stormborn" Targaryen, Aunt to the King and official master of ships for King Jon Stark -- Dany definitely stepped up her game, finally abandoning that worthless continent and coming to Stark country. Having amassed a vast army and being official babysitter for 2 Stark dragons, she makes it onto the list. She would be higher, however nobody in her crew has a penis.



09) Lyanna Mormont -- The human bytchface. Makes cowards weep and kneel before b*stards out of fear. Not a surprise she made the list.



08) Littlefinger Baelish -- Made the list after conning Robin Arryn out of his army, something nobody could do while peepants Lysa Tully was alive. Took a huge blow at the end of the season though, dropping him from the top 5



07) The Night's King -- I admit I am incredibly jealous of this man, because he got to touch the arm of Bran Stark. I would never wash my hand




06) Sansa Stark -- In a massive upset, the trueborn daughter of Ned Stark does not make the top 5. Mainly because she is also the trueborn daughter of Catelyn Tully and was showing a few Tully traits recently




05) Tyrion Lannister, false Hand -- Free of the shackles of Tywin and slavery, Tyrion makes an incredibly unexpected jump into the top 5 because he is now free to bring as many whores to court as his bed can hold. Perhaps he can wife another one of them. 3rd time is a charm. Disgustya.




4) Arya Murderface -- The 2nd annual baking champion of Westeros, defeating incumbent champion Hot Pie in a crushing blow to the smallfolk. Careful Hot Pie, if you wanna keep that pretty face

3) Samwell Tarly -- Got more books than LeVar BurtonWe learnin up in hereKnowledge is power and Sam the Slayer is the Mountain in that regardStarkset we got another oneAnd he has a Valyrian sword

2) Jon "Trueborn" Stark -- Need I really explain this one? What kind of man worries about another mans father?Momma was a Stark. Poppa was a rolling stone





1) Gawdbody Bran Stark, the 3 Eyed Raven -- I will literally kill anyone who tries to argue this. Yall worried about R'hollor when there is a god in the flesh in front of you? Might as well call R'hollor daddy.

we cant lose

 

[Adam3000]

The god coming back?

 

[South Paw]

Bran aint done shyt but fukk up, and you got him at #1? He just killed hodor, and got the mark put on him

 

[MalikX]

Most reasonable prediction:

Bran makes it south of the wall and wargs into The Hound who wheels him all the way to Dragonstone.

It is there where he reveals to Dany that Jon 'Trueborn' Stark is actually her nephew and is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.

Enraged at the situation and realizing her life is a waste, Dany orders the mass suicide of the Unsullied and orders Drogon to torch the entire North.

So Bran wargs into Drogon and flips the tables and torches the murderous Dothraki. Howland GOAT Reed comes out from hiding and saves the Unsullied and becomes their new ruler.

Missandei marries Rickon, who it turns out actually survived last year.

We end the season with Arya sneaking into Cersei's bedchamber, donning the face of Tyrion whom she has killed.

that boy dead as fukk breh....let it go lol...he got 10 arrows to the chest