1 Day from the season 5 premiere
Yall know what time it is!
Time for the
OFFICIAL Week 1 Power Rankings
**please note that I said
official....so don't come in here trying to argue because you can't argue with
official
Without further adieu...
10. False King, Incestuous b*stard Tommen Baratheon
--Only made the list because he about to get up in some Margaery guts free of charge. This spot would belong to Grey Worm if he had the balls to act on Missandei's advances
9. Drogon the Black Dragon
---Slow down with that kid roasting and goat gulping bruh
now you know that #Starkset don't fukk with #Targset but we have no beef with you, Mr. Dragon. We aint have nothing to do with your ancestors dying out, blame your own masters for the majority of that
8. Jon Snow
--Fresh off a heroic, very Stark-like victory against the Wildlings, #Starkset born and raised b*stard Jon Snow is prime to make big moves for #Starkset this year. Clearly a member of #Starkset, Jon could rise quickly depending on what happens now that the Wildlings are in the building.
7. Princess Shireen Baratheon
--I swear to god this red bytch Melisandre better leave Shireen alone
6. The Direwolves
--Don't think that #Starkset forgot about Lady and Grey Wind
. Walder Frey and Cersei we comin for you
5. Sansa Stark
--Basically is the uncrowned Queen of the Vale, and she has her little fingered King wrapped around that p*ssy so hard he might squeeze out an ovary
. A pure born #Starksetter who has finally ditched her horrible Tully traits left in her blood by Catelyn
Tully
4. Margaery Tyrell
--She's got a little kid king ready to do whatever it takes to please her. He might give her 30 seconds, but she's poised to give the realm 30 years of Tyrell shadow-control
3. Arya Stark
--A ruthless killer who has ditched the dead weight holding her back from her true potential. Onto Braavos, hopefully she doesn't get stuck learning that sissy Braavos sword style made famous by
not-top-10 fighter Syrio Forel
2. King Stannis Baratheon
--A loyal army fighting on his side? Check. A highly skilled sellsword army accomanying him? Check. A red witch that gives birth to shadows? Check. The Iron Bank of Braavos bankrolling him? Check. The true and rightful king by all laws of gods and men? Check. A strategic position at the wall where he can defend the kingdom from the true threats north of the Wall? Check. This man is a hero to Westeros. Only a man of northern blood can recognize just how much of a hero he is. You southern fukks aint got a clue, too busy eating pease porrige and turnips and obsessing over a lame duck throne
1. Rickon Stark
--The greatest human being still alive south of the Wall (probably). Very likely a future Warden of the North and a perfect match for the beautiful Princess Shireen. A love story in the making. Can we get some screen time please, HBO?
HONORABLE MENTION:
The GOAT Bran Stark
--Confirmed to not be appearing this season so he is currently not eligible for ranking. His permanent #1 spot will likely return in one year with an army of magical Children and a 3 Eyed Crow waiting in the wings