Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[Food Mane]

*Cues up track*
*Thunderstorms*

[Intro: Arya]
Done been through it all man
Blood, sweat and tears
Fam is dead and shyt
What the fukk else can happen yo?
I don't think much more son, word to mother yo
I done seen it all, and been through it all yo
Let y'all know right now
Word to mother, for real, for real
That shyt is the truth
I'm not lying

[Verse 1: Arya
I put my lifetime in between the temple's lines
I'm the quiet storm killa who fight crime
Arya, yeah you heard of her, but I ain't concerned with them
I pop more swords than you holding them
Make my route while the sun's out and scold your men
Unload needle in broad daylight, get right
fukk your life, hop on my faceless men dirt bike
You try to stop mines from growing, I'll make your blood stop flowing
Valar Morghulis to any ass if he asking
Now here come the face swap
You's a pillow biter
Trying to speak the faceless language
Death is certain, Valar Dohaeris, that ain't banging
You hooked on Stark-phonics, Infamous-bonics
Lying to the Jaq dog like you got it
You ain't no wildling out for the night fist thrower
Dragon glass shank holder, we live this shyt

[Hook: Jaqen H'ghar]
Cause it's the real shyt, all men must serve shyt
Lump 'em in the temple shyt,
Have you wilding out when you bump this
Cuts to your eardrum, the raw uncut
Valar Margulis, bytch, cuz it's never enough

Oh Arya wants to pop off? I guess hologram Tywin needs to get on stage and shut it down

L.A.N., we running this thrones shyt
King Joffrey, we running this thrones shyt
Kingslayer we running this thrones shyt
Get coins over your eyes when it happens that's it
Tyrion, we running this thrones shyt
Mountain and Hound, we running this thrones shyt
Tommen and Myrcella, we running this thrones shyt

Watch out!! We run Westeros

I don't care if you Mobb Stark I hold Valyrian steel to crews
You little fukk, I got stacks of gold bigger than you
When I was killing Reynes, back in '89
You was a tomboy I got the pictures, I seen ya

Then you became faceless, switched your demeanour
Well - we don't believe you, you need more people
Lannisters, holders of the throne, we won the game cause
Nobody can cripple you Starks like we do (ask Bran)

Don't let em gas you, like Tywin is ass and won't clap you
Trust me on this one, I'll detach you (ask Ned)
head from body, body from soul
They'll have to hold a mass, put your body in a hole

No, you're not on my level get your brakes tweaked
I gave more advice to Kings than your dad ever did in my first week (I was the goat Hand)
You guys don't want it with Tywin
Ask Robb he don't want it with Tywin, no!

 

[Perfectson]

wouldn't Lancel's dad Kevan be next in line?

yeah , holes were already shot through this theory since Lannisters don't have the bloodline to be next King.

 

[Jello Biafra]

and most of the changes, by their own words, are to move the story faster and cut down on confusion with too many people

i'm not trying to single you out... everyone complains

but they have a budget, they can only pay so many actors, they can only build so many sets, they can only afford so many special effects, fight training, storylines, etc


i'm sure they'd love to put down 10 eps of non stop amazement, great characters and new/more exciting stories... but i'm sure every writer/director/producer wants that.... then the people with the money come in like not gonna be able to do it


a book doesn't have these constraints.. but because of the books, they can't just start cranking out complete made up bullshyt with ultra cool characters and shyt... who's paying for that? and while you paying for that, you still paying for the other actors under contract that you now aren't even using that much

You are assuming I want every episode to be some huge special effects laden spectacle which I don't. I love character moments but nothing that has happened this season needed to take as long as it took to get us to the point we are at now.
Tyrion's road to Mireen was overlong and could have been sped up. As a result of Tyrion taking forever to get to her, Dany's story has been a drag too.
The entire Septons taking over King's Landing stuff has been terrible in every way imaginable.
The stuff in Winterfell with Sansa and Ramsey is tedious.
The Dorne stuff has been pointless aside from giving us a nice lingering shot of some truly awesome tittays.
This show just seems to be spinning its wheels in almost every story this season while focusing on characters that are not particularly interesting or compelling and all of it could have happened in half the amount of episodes.

 

[Mr Clean]

wouldn't Lancel's dad Kevan be next in line?

Stannis is next up. Lannisters don't run shyt.

 

[iNad925]

Oh Arya wants to pop off? I guess hologram Tywin needs to get on stage and shut it down

L.A.N., we running this thrones shyt
King Joffrey, we running this thrones shyt
Kingslayer we running this thrones shyt
Get coins over your eyes when it happens that's it
Tyrion, we running this thrones shyt
Mountain and Hound, we running this thrones shyt
Tommen and Myrcella, we running this thrones shyt

Watch out!! We run Westeros

I don't care if you Mobb Stark I hold Valyrian steel to crews
You little fukk, I got stacks of gold bigger than you
When I was killing Reynes, back in '89
You was a tomboy I got the pictures, I seen ya

Then you became faceless, switched your demeanour
Well - we don't believe you, you need more people
Lannisters, holders of the throne, we won the game cause
Nobody can cripple you Starks like we do (ask Bran)

Don't let em gas you, like Tywin is ass and won't clap you
Trust me on this one, I'll detach you (ask Ned)
head from body, body from soul
They'll have to hold a mass, put your body in a hole

No, you're not on my level get your brakes tweaked
I gave more advice to Kings than your dad ever did in my first week (I was the goat Hand)
You guys don't want it with Tywin
Ask Robb he don't want it with Tywin, no!

I got you stuck off the anonymity, we be No one
You heard of us, official Braavos murderers
The Faceless Mobb comes equipped for warfare beware
Of my crime family who got 'nuff shots to share
For all of those, who wanna profile and pose
Rock you in your face, stab your Heart wit your Crossbow
You all alone in King's Landing, cousin
Every man for they self in this land we be morphing
And keep them shook crews running
Like they supposed to
They come around but they never come close to
I can see it inside your face
You're in the wrong place
Cowards like you just get they whole body laced up
With Crossbows and such
Speak the wrong words man and you will get touched
You can put your whole army against my team and
I guarantee you it'll be your very last time breathing
Your simple words just don't move me
You're minor, we're no one
You're all up in the game and don't deserve to be a player
Don't make me have to call your name out
Your crew is incestuous
My needle stabs'll make you levitate
I'm only 15 but my mind is older
And when the things get for real my warm heart turns cold
Another knight deceased, another name off the list
It ain't nothing really, a-yo Jaq spark the philly
So I can get my mind off these yellow-less liars
Why they still alive I don't know, go figure
Meanwhile back in Winterfell the realness and foundation
If I die, I couldn't choose a better location
When the Valyrian steel penetrates, you feel a burning sensation
Getting closer to the 7 Gods in a tight situation
Now take these words home and think it through
Or the next rhyme I write might be about you

 

[#StarkSet]

that's what i think is misconstrued.... i think theon really was about to light that candle... and he opened that door and was surprised as fukk... and then at that point, ramsey knows when he lies, or at least theon believes he does... and well


unless i'm mistaken.. he didn't purposely go find ramsey to tell him... he got caught up

but how the fukk nobody from the castle see this big 7'8 blond bytch standing outside the walls on daily basis

I took it as him about to light it too..

He never went to the broken tower, they only made it look like he did



Remember the broken tower didn't have windows panes or anything, go back and look behind Ramsey on the show

 

[#StarkSet]

Stannis is next up. Lannisters don't run shyt.

Roberts b*stard is actually

 

[Adam3000]

R.I.P. Maester Aemon Targaryen

Now reunited with Lil' Bro Egg and Lord Commander Dunk the Lunk

"Egg, I dreamed that I was old"

 

[The Watcher]

R.I.P. Maester Aemon Targaryen

Now reunited with Lil' Bro Egg and Lord Commander Dunk the Lunk

"Egg, I dreamed that I was old"

 

[Adam3000]

THANK YOU



What a fukking shot. A picture speaks a thousand words

 

[CHL]

Rosabell Laurenti looking incredible

would be even better with longer hair though

 

[smARTmouf]

soooooo.....Frankenberry is gonna be activated right?...and pull the door off the hinges for Cersi, and go duck hunting right?...

We're due to find out WTF is up with the Mountain...

 

[Black Magisterialness]

damn didn't thinka bout that, got him all hot and bothered? "how's your arm" ...."how's your head"...."now how's your arm" lol.


Bronn don't owe them chicks, but he does want to smash and Tyene seems to be into him as well - otherwise would have just let him died.

He owes. Them chicks ain't stupid. No way in the world they save him just because one has a crush....my guess...they all plan an escape then they off him in the ensuing chaos.

 

[Food Mane]

I got you stuck off the anonymity, we be No one
You heard of us, official Braavos murderers
The Faceless Mobb comes equipped for warfare beware
Of my crime family who got 'nuff shots to share
For all of those, who wanna profile and pose
Rock you in your face, stab your Heart wit your Crossbow
You all alone in King's Landing, cousin
Every man for they self in this land we be morphing
And keep them shook crews running
Like they supposed to
They come around but they never come close to
I can see it inside your face
You're in the wrong place
Cowards like you just get they whole body laced up
With Crossbows and such
Speak the wrong words man and you will get touched
You can put your whole army against my team and
I guarantee you it'll be your very last time breathing
Your simple words just don't move me
You're minor, we're no one
You're all up in the game and don't deserve to be a player
Don't make me have to call your name out
Your crew is incestuous
My needle stabs'll make you levitate
I'm only 15 but my mind is older
And when the things get for real my warm heart turns cold
Another knight deceased, another name off the list
It ain't nothing really, a-yo Jaq spark the philly
So I can get my mind off these yellow-less liars
Why they still alive I don't know, go figure
Meanwhile back in Winterfell the realness and foundation
If I die, I couldn't choose a better location
When the Valyrian steel penetrates, you feel a burning sensation
Getting closer to the 7 Gods in a tight situation
Now take these words home and think it through
Or the next rhyme I write might be about you

Tywin has bars for days.

Starks I leave them all dead; weddings all red
Your sword's peasant steel, Joff's took your dad's head
Last year, when you houses thought it was all up
But this year I've done it again, Tywin, What the fukk

Arya stop whining, Tywin still shining
Starks kept complaining so I copped more thrones
Rock more gold ain't nothing sweet
I still throw t'ree in your body, fleeing the wedding

Y'all can't go with me, nope, flow with me
Bet 50, not dollars either I brought some gold with me
I flow like dragon fire, in various areas
And blow holes in you weak houses' theories (what's good Jon Arryn? Ha - Ha!)

It's funny how one letter can fukk up the game
Hound is your bodyguard? You better get your change
Ain't no Valyrian in that sword? Switch your blade
Ain't no Arab fencing teachers in King's Landing, they all got slayed

You pull up in your 4.0 with your Hound, I pull up in my 4.6 with my Mountain. With the seat back? Bumping some other shyt. Some other shyt. You’ll probably hop on my dikk right there, right in front of the Hound, asking me some stupid shyt like ‘Y-Yo Tywin what’s the difference between a 4.0 and a 4.6?’ Like 30 to 40 thousand golden dragons cocksucker. Beat it!

 

[hashmander]

Ramsay gotta go.

Mah hate for dat putrid fukk is gettin up dere wit Joffrey.

up there implies joffrey was on his level. he rocketed past joffrey a long time ago. this dude rapes and flays, joffrey was just a spoiled brat by comparison.