Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

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:pacspit: If you aint reppin that Targ Gang u aint shyt.

Yall heard The Mother of Dragons, Rightful Ruler of Westeros, The Great Liberator. Lannisters,Starks,Baratheons,Tyrells...all specs:pacspit:.

Lannisters excited about :feedme: running the seven Kingdoms?
:scust: Them Nikkas always begging. Begging for money from the Iron Bank.
:scust: Begging for them Tyrells to come to Kings Landing with a Feed the Children campaign.
:scust: Begging them Freys to do what your generals could not on accomplish on the battlefield.
Yall have to resort to trickery and foul play :mjlol:



Stannis Baratheon
Had to go get a pay day loan just so he could go run up north and link up with the young Snow Dragon :youngsabo:. Targset already in Westeros and yall dont even know:smugdraper:.


House Stark

Wait, Them nikkas dont even have a house live in:dahell:.


:stannis::stannis::stannis:





nikka WHAT?





After all these seasons, I'm still baffled how people can rep a set that hasn't even set foot in Westeros, or even sniffed the air of the Narrow Sea. :what:




:arya:

Your "Mother" of Dragons currently has her kids chained up because she can't control them. See what having a single mother does for you, brehs? TargSet supports broken homes.

:arya2:

At least the Starks come from a family where the father didn't rape his wife everytime he put a man on a burning stake. :thrones: :camby:




Don't think we forgot how Cacleesi's father put Ned's brother and father on that stake. Winter Is Coming for you bytch ass dragonspawn. :pacspit:



Another thing, keep the King Stannis' name out ya mouth. While you keep going on about a throne on a continent you haven't seen yet, he is gonna save the kingdom from a threat they won't acknowledge. :blessed:

“ Few of the birds that Maester Aemon had sent off had returned as yet. One reached Stannis, though. One found Dragonstone, and a king who still cared.” - Samwell Tarly

Simpwell Tarly knows that Stannis is for the people, best remember that, fukkboy. :youngsabo:


Keep Jeezy the Snowman's name out ya mouth, too. He is a Stark, and will never identify himself as otherwise even with all of your fanfiction theories. :scusthov: :scust:

All hail Stannis of the House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. He will take back the North, and put a Stark back in Winterfell. :wow: :banderas: :blessed:



Also, here you go. In case you ignorant fukkboys get lost. We're waiting for you. :pacspit:

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Who you tellin bruh? FOUR fukkING SEASONS AND SHE STILL AINT NOWHERE TO BE FOUND


Lemme help them


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WESTEROS IS THAT WAY HO:camby:



Do yall see the horizon? Go about 3000 miles further and you might hit it:francis:


It is a FACT that the entire Targaryen name is irrelevant. One "queen" sleeping with street rats and employing slave traders, one blind Maester who turned down the throne because he wanted to spend his life at the Wall sausage fest instead:francis:


Still trying to eat off Rhaegar's name when aint nothing left of him but some rubies at the bottom of a river:mjlol:
 

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:stannis::stannis::stannis:





nikka WHAT?





After all these seasons, I'm still baffled how people can rep a set that hasn't even set foot in Westeros, or even sniffed the air of the Narrow Sea. :what:




:arya:

Your "Mother" of Dragons currently has her kids chained up because she can't control them. See what having a single mother does for you, brehs? TargSet supports broken homes.

:arya2:

At least the Starks come from a family where the father didn't rape his wife everytime he put a man on a burning stake. :thrones: :camby:




Don't think we forgot how Cacleesi's father put Ned's brother and father on that stake. Winter Is Coming for you bytch ass dragonspawn. :pacspit:



Another thing, keep the King Stannis' name out ya mouth. While you keep going on about a throne on a continent you haven't seen yet, he is gonna save the kingdom from a threat they won't acknowledge. :blessed:



Simpwell Tarly knows that Stannis is for the people, best remember that, fukkboy. :youngsabo:


Keep Jeezy the Snowman's name out ya mouth, too. He is a Stark, and will never identify himself as otherwise even with all of your fanfiction theories. :scusthov: :scust:

All hail Stannis of the House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. He will take back the North, and put a Stark back in Winterfell. :wow: :banderas: :blessed:



Also, here you go. In case you ignorant fukkboys get lost. We're waiting for you. :pacspit:

new_official_westeros_map_by_gunnar_santos-d5p22qd.jpg


@Adam3000 @Jax
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The nerve of a Stannis fan to call anyone else a simp.
Yall king got some fire puss for the first time and already tricking on this bytch. Cut off his homeboys, Giving this chickall kinds of power, got him forsaken all of his values and his family. Nikka fukked raw and produced a deformed ass off spring.

Not to mention that nikka fires are burning lower than an electric stove .
 

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The nerve of a Stannis fan to call anyone else a simp.
Yall king got some fire puss for the first time and already tricking on this bytch. Cut off his homeboys, Giving this chickall kinds of power, got him forsaken all of his values and his family. Nikka fukked raw and produced a deformed ass off spring.

Not to mention that nikka fires are burning lower than an electric stove .

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#StarkSet #WolfGang fukkboy :pacspit:
 

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Who you tellin bruh? FOUR fukkING SEASONS AND SHE STILL AINT NOWHERE TO BE FOUND


Lemme help them


GXEBCej.jpg



WESTEROS IS THAT WAY HO:camby:



Do yall see the horizon? Go about 3000 miles further and you might hit it:francis:


It is a FACT that the entire Targaryen name is irrelevant. One "queen" sleeping with street rats and employing slave traders, one blind Maester who turned down the throne because he wanted to spend his life at the Wall sausage fest instead:francis:


Still trying to eat off Rhaegar's name when aint nothing left of him but some rubies at the bottom of a river:mjlol:

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Yall not even westeros/ 7 kingdom citizens anymore:mjlol:

The fukk you doin trying to direct anybody to a continent in which your house barely resides in. Yall either dead, running across the water or too far north.

Sansa can't even leave uncle Petes house without catching a fade:wow:


Littlefinger bout to :shaq: real nice off his fake witness protection program.
 

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My guy said the Starks don't even got a house. :blessed: It's almost time my bros.
 

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Sohh we gon act like the biggest Players ain't moving to the East Coast? :mjpls:who calls the shots in the East? :mjpls: who looking to get revenge on the fukknikkas West that did them wrong? :mjpls: Voltron with 3 dragon heads forming right in front of our eyes :wow:
When Winter comes It's gon be a hot summer over here
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, no famine, no cacwalkers, no wars, just conquering these fukk nikkas cribs and castles with not an ounce of resistance:blessed:
What's better than a kingdom? TWO kingdoms :umadross:
And I'll address you Stannis da Stan stans :scust: later, don't even ask me how :myman:
 
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Khaleesi will win the primary this year, next year she's coming for the general :blessed:

fukk the Lannisters
fukk the Boltons
fukk the Ironborn
fukk a Wall
fukk the Tyrells
fukk the Martells
Stannis is cool
fukk Starkset and anybody that love em

Be wolves that don't run in packs brehs :mjlol:

Raggedy ass set

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:blessed: less than a month to go

the north looking real interesting with stannis at the wall and the boltons in winterfell :wow:

kings landing looking interesting with cersei and jamie (:scust:) running shyt for their son, who is busy simping his first piece of ass.

tyrion and varys on the run like thelma and louise

pawgleesi still trying to find a leash and whistle strong enough for her #hoh pets

arya on her way to braavos to learn some more lethal water dancing :ohlawd:

this is gonna be a good season :win:
 
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