Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)
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GOT Rap Battles continue:
Based off Jigga's Squeeze First:
See when I'm low in digits, I fight Wildings in a blizzard
I'm a warrior for real, I post and pivot
Lord Command distribute, be where the ghostes visit
Where the demons live, shyt my scene is vivid
Janos Slynt, you get the fukk outta this verse
It's about to get so obscene in a minute
I seen and live it, I did some things I admit it
Wasn't proud of it, but I was a child fukk it
Kept a pow tucked in a brown belt
Couldn't sit down, big sword kept stickin my pelvis
shyt it was either that or be kneeling for Stannis,
High Bornes is jealous, hell is hot, you heard Mel?
Wanted to tell Robb that I don't deserve this
Was afraid that he'd tell me I deserve less
My life was nervous, you haven't heard stress
Til you heard the cries of my mama, me givin her drama
Told her I aint promised tomorrow, gotta live for the day
And before she could say Jon...
I was out for the Wall, pouch full of raw, fighting with outlaw mentality
Men gotta do men things for men salary
Bad Boy, not Joff or Roose N Ramsey, damn NED woulda been proud of me
Ahh shyt man...
Young Hova ya heard?
Who could fukk wit him?
And Stannis got that Old Style Ether for y'all:
[Robb Stark's Ghost talking]
("fukk Cersei")
What's up Lannisters, ay yo, I know you ain't talking 'bout me dog
You, what?
("fukk Cersei")
You been on my dikk harlot, you love my style, Tywin
("fukk Cersei")
[Chorus]
(I) fukk with your soul like ether
(Will) Teach you the king you know you
(Not) "Lord of Light" across the belly
(Lose) I prove you bend the knee already
Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waiting
It's like Joffery's Wedding, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Rob, Stan, Ren
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with Wildfyre,
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could Stannis be garbage?
Sending arrows at your cottages
Burner at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since Riverrun,
I am the truest, name a city that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the rudest
Family ever to sit on the throne since Aegon the Stupid,
Check it
[Chorus]
[talking]
Ay yo Mel, pass me the incense, pour my ashes out on these Boltons man (no doubt)
Ay, y'all Lannisters, y'all kneel and kiss the fukking ring
[Chorus]
At Blackwater I've been fukked over, left for dead, dissed and forgotten
Luck ran out, they hoped that I'd be gone, stiff and rotten
Y'all just piss on me, shyt on me, spit on my grave (uh)
Cersei talk about me, laugh behind my back but in my face
Y'all some "well wishers," friendly acting, envy hiding snakes
With your hands out for my money, man, how much can I take?
When these realms keep calling, heard it when I was sleep
That the Boltons and the Lannisters really wanted beef
Started cocking up my weapon, slowly loading up this ammo
To explode it on a flayed man, and the Lannisters, I can handle
This for dolo and it's Cersei, just sound stupid
When Targs already got rid of Faith Militant
First, Rob's ya man, then you got the nerve to say that Joff better successor than him
Brother sucking lips, why not you let the late, great veteran live
[talking]
(I...will...not...lose)
"Lord Of Light" across the belly, I prove you lost already
The king is back, where my crown at?
(Ill...will) Ill Will rest in peace, let's do it brethren
[Chorus]
Y'all Lannisters deal with emotions like bytches
What's sad is I love you 'cause you're my brother
You traded your soul for riches
My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous
And now I smile like a proud dad, watching his only son that made it
Tyrion seems to be only concerned with dissing women
Was he abused as a child, scared to smile, they called him ugly?
Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
Or send Ravens to disrespect me, blatant or indirectly
In Rob's Rebellion you was getting chased through your building
Calling my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers
All I did was gave you a style for you to run with
Smiling in my face, glad to break bread with the Rob,
Wearing Tywin's chains, no swords, no horses, no carts
No battle scars Cersei, no pies, no cake
Just incest, with your bro big Jamie
You a fan, a phony, a fake, a p*ssy, a tramp
I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a sewing class
You worn-out hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna' kick knowledge
Nah, I'm tryna' kick the shyt you need to learn though
That ether, that shyt that make your soul burn slow
Is she Dame Jaime, Dame Lancel or Dame Dummy?
Oh, I get it, you Tywin and he's Joffrey
Rob Baratheon's in a grave, that was the end of his chapter
And Tommen's the guy y'all chose to continue his legacy after?
Put it together, I rock foes, y'all rock fellas
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas?
Westeros hot rock fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a pine box with nine shots from my cavalry, fellas
Jamie got you hot 'cause you kept his face in your puss
What you think, he getting girls now, you know how Brienne looks?
Cersei please
You no mustache having, with whiskers like a rat
Compared to Kevan you wack
And your son killed Ned and made you take the blame
You ass, went from Jamie to hanging with Rob, to Joff, to Tywin
And, Margie Tyrell murdered you on your own shyt
You're an Abomination, you love the attention
Queens of Thornes feeds your people, ask the High Sparrow
Ha, Joffery Lannister get fed and poisoned quick
Twyin Lannister get arrowed up and killed quick
Your whole damn House get embarrassed and split quick
Queen Regent to Mother Queen, damn you on Tommen dikk
So little shorty's getting sonned up and punked quick
How much of Tywin's rhymes is gonna come out your fat lips?
Wanted to have every last one of my brother's fat kids,
You pop shyt, apologize, Cersei, just ask Braavos
Based off Jigga's Squeeze First:
See when I'm low in digits, I fight Wildings in a blizzard
I'm a warrior for real, I post and pivot
Lord Command distribute, be where the ghostes visit
Where the demons live, shyt my scene is vivid
Janos Slynt, you get the fukk outta this verse
It's about to get so obscene in a minute
I seen and live it, I did some things I admit it
Wasn't proud of it, but I was a child fukk it
Kept a pow tucked in a brown belt
Couldn't sit down, big sword kept stickin my pelvis
shyt it was either that or be kneeling for Stannis,
High Bornes is jealous, hell is hot, you heard Mel?
Wanted to tell Robb that I don't deserve this
Was afraid that he'd tell me I deserve less
My life was nervous, you haven't heard stress
Til you heard the cries of my mama, me givin her drama
Told her I aint promised tomorrow, gotta live for the day
And before she could say Jon...
I was out for the Wall, pouch full of raw, fighting with outlaw mentality
Men gotta do men things for men salary
Bad Boy, not Joff or Roose N Ramsey, damn NED woulda been proud of me
Ahh shyt man...
Young Hova ya heard?
Who could fukk wit him?
And Stannis got that Old Style Ether for y'all:
[Robb Stark's Ghost talking]
("fukk Cersei")
What's up Lannisters, ay yo, I know you ain't talking 'bout me dog
You, what?
("fukk Cersei")
You been on my dikk harlot, you love my style, Tywin
("fukk Cersei")
[Chorus]
(I) fukk with your soul like ether
(Will) Teach you the king you know you
(Not) "Lord of Light" across the belly
(Lose) I prove you bend the knee already
Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waiting
It's like Joffery's Wedding, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Rob, Stan, Ren
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with Wildfyre,
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could Stannis be garbage?
Sending arrows at your cottages
Burner at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since Riverrun,
I am the truest, name a city that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the rudest
Family ever to sit on the throne since Aegon the Stupid,
Check it
[Chorus]
[talking]
Ay yo Mel, pass me the incense, pour my ashes out on these Boltons man (no doubt)
Ay, y'all Lannisters, y'all kneel and kiss the fukking ring
[Chorus]
At Blackwater I've been fukked over, left for dead, dissed and forgotten
Luck ran out, they hoped that I'd be gone, stiff and rotten
Y'all just piss on me, shyt on me, spit on my grave (uh)
Cersei talk about me, laugh behind my back but in my face
Y'all some "well wishers," friendly acting, envy hiding snakes
With your hands out for my money, man, how much can I take?
When these realms keep calling, heard it when I was sleep
That the Boltons and the Lannisters really wanted beef
Started cocking up my weapon, slowly loading up this ammo
To explode it on a flayed man, and the Lannisters, I can handle
This for dolo and it's Cersei, just sound stupid
When Targs already got rid of Faith Militant
First, Rob's ya man, then you got the nerve to say that Joff better successor than him
Brother sucking lips, why not you let the late, great veteran live
[talking]
(I...will...not...lose)
"Lord Of Light" across the belly, I prove you lost already
The king is back, where my crown at?
(Ill...will) Ill Will rest in peace, let's do it brethren
[Chorus]
Y'all Lannisters deal with emotions like bytches
What's sad is I love you 'cause you're my brother
You traded your soul for riches
My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous
And now I smile like a proud dad, watching his only son that made it
Tyrion seems to be only concerned with dissing women
Was he abused as a child, scared to smile, they called him ugly?
Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
Or send Ravens to disrespect me, blatant or indirectly
In Rob's Rebellion you was getting chased through your building
Calling my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers
All I did was gave you a style for you to run with
Smiling in my face, glad to break bread with the Rob,
Wearing Tywin's chains, no swords, no horses, no carts
No battle scars Cersei, no pies, no cake
Just incest, with your bro big Jamie
You a fan, a phony, a fake, a p*ssy, a tramp
I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a sewing class
You worn-out hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna' kick knowledge
Nah, I'm tryna' kick the shyt you need to learn though
That ether, that shyt that make your soul burn slow
Is she Dame Jaime, Dame Lancel or Dame Dummy?
Oh, I get it, you Tywin and he's Joffrey
Rob Baratheon's in a grave, that was the end of his chapter
And Tommen's the guy y'all chose to continue his legacy after?
Put it together, I rock foes, y'all rock fellas
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas?
Westeros hot rock fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a pine box with nine shots from my cavalry, fellas
Jamie got you hot 'cause you kept his face in your puss
What you think, he getting girls now, you know how Brienne looks?
Cersei please
You no mustache having, with whiskers like a rat
Compared to Kevan you wack
And your son killed Ned and made you take the blame
You ass, went from Jamie to hanging with Rob, to Joff, to Tywin
And, Margie Tyrell murdered you on your own shyt
You're an Abomination, you love the attention
Queens of Thornes feeds your people, ask the High Sparrow
Ha, Joffery Lannister get fed and poisoned quick
Twyin Lannister get arrowed up and killed quick
Your whole damn House get embarrassed and split quick
Queen Regent to Mother Queen, damn you on Tommen dikk
So little shorty's getting sonned up and punked quick
How much of Tywin's rhymes is gonna come out your fat lips?
Wanted to have every last one of my brother's fat kids,
You pop shyt, apologize, Cersei, just ask Braavos
it's only fitting for stannis to drop that either #stannissetGOT Rap Battles continue:
Based off Jigga's Squeeze First:
See when I'm low in digits, I fight Wildings in a blizzard
I'm a warrior for real, I post and pivot
Lord Command distribute, be where the ghostes visit
Where the demons live, shyt my scene is vivid
Janos Slynt, you get the fukk outta this verse
It's about to get so obscene in a minute
I seen and live it, I did some things I admit it
Wasn't proud of it, but I was a child fukk it
Kept a pow tucked in a brown belt
Couldn't sit down, big sword kept stickin my pelvis
shyt it was either that or be kneeling for Stannis,
High Bornes is jealous, hell is hot, you heard Mel?
Wanted to tell Robb that I don't deserve this
Was afraid that he'd tell me I deserve less
My life was nervous, you haven't heard stress
Til you heard the cries of my mama, me givin her drama
Told her I aint promised tomorrow, gotta live for the day
And before she could say Jon...
I was out for the Wall, pouch full of raw, fighting with outlaw mentality
Men gotta do men things for men salary
Bad Boy, not Joff or Roose N Ramsey, damn NED woulda been proud of me
Ahh shyt man...
Young Hova ya heard?
Who could fukk wit him?
And Stannis got that Old Style Ether for y'all:
[Robb Stark's Ghost talking]
("fukk Cersei")
What's up Lannisters, ay yo, I know you ain't talking 'bout me dog
You, what?
("fukk Cersei")
You been on my dikk harlot, you love my style, Tywin
("fukk Cersei")
[Chorus]
(I) fukk with your soul like ether
(Will) Teach you the king you know you
(Not) "Lord of Light" across the belly
(Lose) I prove you bend the knee already
Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waiting
It's like Joffery's Wedding, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Rob, Stan, Ren
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with Wildfyre,
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could Stannis be garbage?
Sending arrows at your cottages
Burner at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since Riverrun,
I am the truest, name a city that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the rudest
Family ever to sit on the throne since Aegon the Stupid,
Check it
[Chorus]
[talking]
Ay yo Mel, pass me the incense, pour my ashes out on these Boltons man (no doubt)
Ay, y'all Lannisters, y'all kneel and kiss the fukking ring
[Chorus]
At Blackwater I've been fukked over, left for dead, dissed and forgotten
Luck ran out, they hoped that I'd be gone, stiff and rotten
Y'all just piss on me, shyt on me, spit on my grave (uh)
Cersei talk about me, laugh behind my back but in my face
Y'all some "well wishers," friendly acting, envy hiding snakes
With your hands out for my money, man, how much can I take?
When these realms keep calling, heard it when I was sleep
That the Boltons and the Lannisters really wanted beef
Started cocking up my weapon, slowly loading up this ammo
To explode it on a flayed man, and the Lannisters, I can handle
This for dolo and it's Cersei, just sound stupid
When Targs already got rid of Faith Militant
First, Rob's ya man, then you got the nerve to say that Joff better successor than him
Brother sucking lips, why not you let the late, great veteran live
[talking]
(I...will...not...lose)
"Lord Of Light" across the belly, I prove you lost already
The king is back, where my crown at?
(Ill...will) Ill Will rest in peace, let's do it brethren
[Chorus]
Y'all Lannisters deal with emotions like bytches
What's sad is I love you 'cause you're my brother
You traded your soul for riches
My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous
And now I smile like a proud dad, watching his only son that made it
Tyrion seems to be only concerned with dissing women
Was he abused as a child, scared to smile, they called him ugly?
Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
Or send Ravens to disrespect me, blatant or indirectly
In Rob's Rebellion you was getting chased through your building
Calling my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers
All I did was gave you a style for you to run with
Smiling in my face, glad to break bread with the Rob,
Wearing Tywin's chains, no swords, no horses, no carts
No battle scars Cersei, no pies, no cake
Just incest, with your bro big Jamie
You a fan, a phony, a fake, a p*ssy, a tramp
I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a sewing class
You worn-out hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna' kick knowledge
Nah, I'm tryna' kick the shyt you need to learn though
That ether, that shyt that make your soul burn slow
Is she Dame Jaime, Dame Lancel or Dame Dummy?
Oh, I get it, you Tywin and he's Joffrey
Rob Baratheon's in a grave, that was the end of his chapter
And Tommen's the guy y'all chose to continue his legacy after?
Put it together, I rock foes, y'all rock fellas
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas?
Westeros hot rock fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a pine box with nine shots from my cavalry, fellas
Jamie got you hot 'cause you kept his face in your puss
What you think, he getting girls now, you know how Brienne looks?
Cersei please
You no mustache having, with whiskers like a rat
Compared to Kevan you wack
And your son killed Ned and made you take the blame
You ass, went from Jamie to hanging with Rob, to Joff, to Tywin
And, Margie Tyrell murdered you on your own shyt
You're an Abomination, you love the attention
Queens of Thornes feeds your people, ask the High Sparrow
Ha, Joffery Lannister get fed and poisoned quick
Twyin Lannister get arrowed up and killed quick
Your whole damn House get embarrassed and split quick
Queen Regent to Mother Queen, damn you on Tommen dikk
So little shorty's getting sonned up and punked quick
How much of Tywin's rhymes is gonna come out your fat lips?
Wanted to have every last one of my brother's fat kids,
You pop shyt, apologize, Cersei, just ask Braavos
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detroitwalt
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"The 1st romantic ballad about incest in Coldplay's career".Theon and Ramsey meeting
Jon Snow dancing and singing
Rastafarian Targaryen
This was a lot funnier than I expected.
yoooo so many hilarious posts I don't know where to startI love my coli brethren
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Yes she got raped as a wife so what? 
,she said yes to the marriage 
,she said yes to the marriage 
RastafarianTargaryen only 
R.E.N. Spells Ren
Veteran
LeVraiPapi
Redemption is Coming
I didn't mind the Sansa scene at all. They mixed the crying with some moaning to make it seem less of a rape but Ramsey can't fukk for shyt anyway. Homegirl was dissing him by the window and downplaying his sex game. Negga was prolly done in 4 strokes.
@ the thought of that virgin cooch doe
@ the thought of that virgin cooch doe
FatherSimp
Enough white hoes to last me thru ATL
DrDealgood
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RastafarianTargaryen only
Emilia needs to do some comedies on the real. She got a mug for it.