Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[Arianne Martell]

That's why whenever you're ready to leave that sad ass set you got and run with the wolves you're more than welcome to.

nah i'm good

I love hot weather so I'll stay my ass in Dorne

 

[Food Mane]

Got to thinking the other day, Lannisters have this thing won already

We've won the championship 4 seasons in a row. Our squad isn't looking for good for season 5 due to injuries and, uh, retirements, but you can't take our 4 rings from us and we could easily take season 5 just due to terrible state of these other sets.

Let's say the show goes 8 seasons. That means one of these other busted squads is going to need to win all 4 to even match our feats. Not possible.

Starks?

Littlefingers he's good but I can't see him contending next season.

Targs? They are on the rise for sure, but right now they aren't even the same league.

Basically, it's a wrap. Lannisters are the 98-2002 Yankees.

Game over.

 

[Jax]

:inlove:

REAL RAP RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Jax]

Got to thinking the other day, Lannisters have this thing won already

We've won the championship 4 seasons in a row. Our squad isn't looking for good for season 5 due to injuries and, uh, retirements, but you can't take our 4 rings from us and we could easily take season 5 just due to terrible state of these other sets.

Let's say the show goes 8 seasons. That means one of these other busted squads is going to need to win all 4 to even match our feats. Not possible.

Starks?

Littlefingers he's good but I can't see him contending next season.

Targs? They are on the rise for sure, but right now they aren't even the same league.

Basically, it's a wrap. Lannisters are the 98-2002 Yankees.

Game over.

Lannisters? word? You nikkas lost your father, lost ya b*stard King, lost every snitch and spiders in town who gon defend yall?Plus yall nikkas BROKE! Who gon pay the soldiers?

Starks? True they dead meat.

Baratheons? don't get killed by Cacwalkers yall

Now when it comes to Targs, you know Bravos got no walls protecting their shyt, if Targset comes knocking on that Iron bank, we taking over If we get that cash, we taking over the world!!

@obarth @Uptown WaYo87 @Don Drogo @duck @storyteller @dem bath salts @nairdas @Recca Gatsby @Torrential @Abso831 @5StarElite @Dirty Mcdrawz @MrTV4 @3rdLetter @bythepowercosmic @southsideblk @$$$HotBoyRonald$$$ @We Ready @Real @saysumthinfunnymike @Sonny Corinthos @Van Taak @O.Red @Microfracture @MarsPunka @WOLF2007 @Box Cutta @colicolicoli @Elle Driver @James Carter @Chill @Silkk
Targset ASSEMBLE

 

[King Crimson]

nah i'm good

I love hot weather so I'll stay my ass in Dorne

That heat breeds softness. You need a rough, rugged man hardened by the cold winter. I can keep you warm in my wolf's pelt.

 

[Jax]

That heat breeds softness. You need a rough, rugged man hardened by the cold winter. I can keep you warm in my wolf's pelt.

Spoiler

 

[Arishok]

Lannisters? word? You nikkas lost your father, lost ya b*stard King, lost every snitch and spiders in town who gon defend yall?Plus yall nikkas BROKE! Who gon pay the soldiers?

Starks? True they dead meat.

Baratheons? don't get killed by Cacwalkers yall

Now when it comes to Targs, you know Bravos got no walls protecting their shyt, if Targset comes knocking on that Iron bank, we taking over If we get that cash, we taking over the world!!

@obarth @Uptown WaYo87 @Don Drogo @duck @storyteller @dem bath salts @nairdas @Recca Gatsby @Torrential @Abso831 @5StarElite @Dirty Mcdrawz @MrTV4 @3rdLetter @bythepowercosmic @southsideblk @$$$HotBoyRonald$$$ @We Ready @Real @saysumthinfunnymike @Sonny Corinthos @Van Taak @O.Red @Microfracture @MarsPunka @WOLF2007 @Box Cutta @colicolicoli @Elle Driver @James Carter @Chill @Silkk
Targset ASSEMBLE

We in this bytch :winning:

 

[King Crimson]

Spoiler

Lemme find footage of your khaleesi getting gangbanged by a bunch of Meerenese merchants.

 

[Jax]

Lemme find footage of your khaleesi getting gangbanged by a bunch of Meerenese merchants.

I'd love to see that too

 

[King Crimson]

I'd love to see that too

On second thought.

 

[Jax]

Dude already put himself on that screen by big upping a lowborn megasimp who is getting outsmarted by the lowest tier Stark

LORD Littlefinger just doing it for the p*ssy

 

[Adam3000]

@duck
Targset ASSEMBLE

He don't like you no more, breh

You didn't hear? #Starkset claimed yet another immigrant

We got enough to start a landscaping business now, no other squad has a single person that has changed to their team

The writing is on the Wall....don't ask me how

:stark:

 

[aXiom]

I signed up
The teaser just contained clips from prior seasons tho.
But what does that door at the end mean?


@aXiom My beloved, have you seent this?

A man patiently awaits a text message as he doesn't have a twitter

A man daps and +reps a girl for showing him the light

 

[Jax]

He don't like you no more, breh

You didn't hear? #Starkset claimed yet another immigrant

We got enough to start a landscaping business now, no other squad has a single person that has changed to their team

The writing is on the Wall....don't ask me how

:stark:

Now I understand why ya'll logo only has a head
Starkset even has a base? A crib to sleep? Starkset=wildling status now

 

[NSSVO]

Targ Set ALL UP IN THIS bytch. Dragons and freed slaves. Our Queen is like Nat Turner in this motherfukker breh. We traveled the lands unfazed. Y'all better broker some shyt breh, cut a deal and break bread. All y'all done breh. Starks are like the Ronin Warriors man. Y'all never gonna link up. The wall damn near decimated. The whore monger midget killed his fukking pops after he tried to kill him, while his sister is fukking his brother. Then you got hungry gang juiced because they came at the end of a battle to save face. #TargSet #DragonsRunThisshyt