OFFICIAL Game of Holmes Season 8 Thread - A Dream of Flat Tops 4/14/19

[Hood Critic]

So how long Jon and Dany been frapping? Shouldn't she be pregnant with the real heir to the iron throne by now?

They beheaded bae...so f*ck everybody, Kings Landing gets the double back treatment make sure everybody get tore off.

It's a cold game in the North, people catching nuts, catching feelings and then catching L's.

Greyworm about to go full John Wick.

Euron in the background like, "bish, you said that was my baby?!"

Dany don't have an army left for real, it's all about that assassin life now.

Your real enemies are regularly the ones close to you.

I can't believe Jon just giving Ghost up for adoption - dead beat motherf*cker, giving up everything to make Dany his world.

When is Bran's next performance review, this n*gga is a terrible three-eyed raven. He hasn't given anyone any sage advice, cheat codes or nothing. He just riding around wasting good oxygen.

Bronn slid on Jamie and Tyrion like Solid Snake and then left on some "play with me if you want to..." sh*t.

Good episode, would have loved for the season to be longer but got to work with what you have.

 

[BlaqkSpliffin]

So how long Jon and Dany been frapping? Shouldn't she be pregnant with the real heir to the iron throne by now?

They beheaded bae...so f*ck everybody, Kings Landing gets the double back treatment make sure everybody get tore off.

It's a cold game in the North, people catching nuts, catching feelings and then catching L's.

Greyworm about to go full John Wick.

Euron in the background like, "bish, you said that was my baby?!"

Dany don't have an army left for real, it's all about that assassin life now.

Your real enemies are regularly the ones close to you.

I can't believe Jon just giving Ghost up for adoption - dead beat motherf*cker, giving up everything to make Dany his world.

When is Bran's next performance review, this n*gga is a terrible three-eyed raven. He hasn't given anyone any sage advice, cheat codes or nothing. He just riding around wasting good oxygen.

Bronn slid on Jamie and Tyrion like Solid Snake and then left on some "play with me if you want to..." sh*t.

Good episode, would have loved for the season to be longer but got to work with what you have.

They threw that pregnant line in their last season and said fukk it just like every other plot point and prophecy from previous seasons lol

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Muh honah, Fam' leh

Read this in Aejon's voice

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

what is the point of bran

Certainly not to warn Dany about possible ambushes.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

amazing episode. the dialogue on this was A1.

 

[itsyoung!!]

is this real? did they really leave a starbucks cup in the party scene?

 

[O.Red]

Certainly not to warn Dany about possible ambushes.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Tormund is a real one

 

[O.Red]

amazing episode. the dialogue on this was A1.

No it wasn't

Is this your first episode of GOT?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Jamie a fuccboi for that tho

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

No it wasn't

Is this your first episode of GOT?

sorry, but I'm kinda over 3 hours of CGI fighting...the first two episodes of the season weren't nearly as plot driven as this one...and it took almost 2 years to watch something like this

 

[MenacingMonk]

God damn, another 3 Kings out.

 

[itsyoung!!]

1) Cersi has been building and preparing for their return the entire time.

2) Dany took her fleet back to her HOME BASE. Why would you think Euron floating around with some Dragon Bows waiting for their return is some stretch???? They have a fleet, and Dragonstone is north of Kings landing on the same damn coast....they got to come down that coast to get to King Landing brehs no matter what.

how would Cersei even know the war up north is over? to prepare for this? On this specific day and time?

How and why would Euron just be chillen on a boat, on May 6th at 5 pm? Why not May 7th? Why not May 5th? Do you see whati m saying? Its shyt writing. He just happen to be sailing a big ass ocean in hopes of finding perfect cover to kill dragons?? and to destroy a fleet? It makes 0 sense on how his fleet was there at that time and place and ready to kill a dragon?? They dont have cell phones.. someone cant send to a text "ay Euron, 2 big ass dragons on they way to you now they heading East on the Ocean right now" ???

5) Euron was most definitely lying in wait for their return with the hope of killing a dragon by surprise and getting hostages. It’s not hard to find the boat with the higher ups on it and they met M at their face to face meeting last year. They lit up the boats and went for hostages, not hard of a concept.

It is a bad concept because to Eurons knowledge in the show, he has no clue if the war is over (or even started) up north.. what if the war lasted months? years? hes just chillen on a boat for 2 years waiting for a dragon to happen to cross that part of the ocean and not other parts?

10000% shyt writing.

 

[Smokin Rider]

I dont think this season has been bad by any means, the writing has a lot of flaws but I'm entertained more than 100% of the shows out right now but somebody should have stripped D&D away from writing some of this shyt. It's like they got drunk and threw this together in spots

 

[Piff Huxtable]

the only thing Bran ever done since he became the Three Eyed Autist was getting Littlefinger shook at his trial