LinusCaldwell
From The Eastside with Love
Why isn't this thread stickied
I know they're a lot of mighty duck fans here but these movies don't hold up.In D2: The Mighty Ducks, how the fukk did Trinidad and Tobago qualify for that tournament?
Also, how the hell you gonna tell me a team full of cake-eaters who didn't even really know how to play hockey a few prior, comprised the Team USA team?
They added a girl goalie, a 4th line goon, a figure skater, a ranch hand and a kid who couldn't even friggin stop on skates. Then they just flat picked up a kid off the streets of South Central b/c he took a shot that required about 3 minutes of set up to even get off. That was the best USA had to offer?! Lester aka Dave Averman was one of the 20 best jr. hockey players in America?! A fat Jewish kid and a girl were the cream of our goalie crop?! Iceland was the dominant hockey force in the world? Where the hell was Canada?
I might write an entire thinkpiece about this movie. I'm gonna email websites to let me try.